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Because he shows his affection via soft whimpers in the bedroom, and Amanda asks the the same question every time. "Did you cum?"
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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cuz she's nasty.
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Will the walk for just a puff of the devil's lettuce put him out of breath or will a minute of walking do it to him. We can only wait and find out.View attachment 4411940
Will he make it ladies and guntleman?
Flight DL 47 from Amsterdam (AMS) to New York JFK
These are the departure times from Amsterdam Airport Schiphol for flight DL 47 from Amsterdam to New York JFK over the next 21 dayswww.schiphol.nl
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Gunt lands at Schiphol Amsterdam at some point during the night. He sadly doesn't even leave the airport before he declares his hatred for the country without having experienced anything outside airport terminal. Also, he might actually literally die on Kiwi Farms 10th Anniversary from walking to the gate.
Gunt lands at Schiphol Amsterdam at some point during the night. He sadly doesn't even leave the airport before he declares his hatred for the country without having experienced anything outside airport terminal. Also, he might actually literally die on Kiwi Farms 10th Anniversary from walking to the gate.
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Only Amerimutts from car-based shitholes with parking lots the size of, well, Amerimutt parking lots would call Amsterdam the most livable city in the world a "shithole".
I'm sure the Dutch are absolutely mortified to see a raging alcoholic fat Amerimutt not willing to step his hooves onto their soil ever again, what a great loss for the Netherlandians. Big L for the the Netherlandish.
A city where you can walk and ride bikes, no space sacrificed for garbage killer boxes on wheels, oh the fucking humanity, won't someone think of fat Americans who own subprime Nissan trucks? Walking? Oh no. That's anti-American. What are you, a commie?
Um...
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So how many hours will May and the kid be stranded in this unheated cold airport on this ālong layoverā because father of the year Ralph is āNOT gonna rent a room!ā?
Douglas Mortimer
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I could see him getting beat down there. The Dutch don't mind telling you how they feel directly.
I was hoping ralph would eat some drop on cam, oh well
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1. They asked their doctor, it was recommended.
2. It's her baby, you weren't even on the fucking birth certificate at that time.
3. The baby actually gets the antibody.
4. She had no partner at the time, either.
5. No I don't give a shit about vax and neither should you, it's personal choice. It's not 2020 anymore.
Seems like during the trip, three entities live in Ethan's head:
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- The Vickers
Rent unpaid, fucker.
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Why is Ralph seething about this nearly 2 years later? He is incapable of letting shit go and instead just stews on the most arbitrary things forever. Very womanlike if I were to guess!
It'd be one thing of Xander was born with a deformity other than being his progeny, but the child is seemingly healthy and normal? Not that Ralph would know, be ain't seeing that kid ever again.
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Big W for Amsterdam. The Italians need to inquire about whomever this heroic pimp or drug dealer was that made the Gunt banish himself from their fair city.
Leave it to Gunt to have no idea that residents of Amsterdam do speak German, and English, and ofc Dutch. Most can even add another language or two, like French, Spanish or Italian to that list. Dutch citizens are usually a minimum of trilingual.
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Why ya act like Ralph gives a shit about any of that? He definitely was just thinking he could buy weed at a 7/11 and was pissed the airport didn't have any since he cheaped out, got some overnight layover, and was stuck there.
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Arenāt the Dutch some of the tallest people in the world? If you think he looks like a midget next to Americans imagine how he looks in a group of 6ā6 Dutch chads.
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I believe the average is like 180cm/5'11'' or so, he'll look like an Eastern Chinese grandma among giants. He has the height of an Asian grandma.
Yeah, I'll be surprised if any aren't at least fluent in the Dutch and English language there.
All while Ethan Ralph can't even talk his Englesh good.
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I thought it was "is it in yet?" After he already finished.
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for some reason he looks like an oompa loompa from charlie and the chocolate factory.
Or a Lepercahn from the wizard of oz, Looks like he is dancing to the lollipop guild, some one should make a song with this picture that would be funny as fuck.
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...How old was Ralph when Ronnie left? If he was young emough maybe he found someone else to look up to and well West Memphis being what it is
...Who's the worse father and husband, Cotton Hill or Ethan Ralph
Urge to get MATI rising, Ralph vileness truly is infinite
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This is just sad.
Morbidly obese drug addict takes 70 hour vacation to Europe during coldest month of the year, is surprised to find the weather is cold, starts hollerin' in the airport that "da Mack-donuhldz" isn't opened yet. I honestly can't think of a more white trash existence.
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This makes me laugh. Ralph is truly the embodiment of "the ugly fat American" stereotype. I just love how Ralph expects that everywhere he goes should be like America. Null is right once again when he said that Ralph can not survive outside of America.