🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 39 42.4%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.9%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 46.7%

  • Total voters
    92
What about me? It isn't fair!

Motherjones did a hit piece on the farms and the pig is upset he wasn't mentioned.

Article: https://archive.md/KhRBn

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I don't want to give Ralph too much credit, I'm sure he's just doing his usual squealing and isn't actually trying to be charitable towards the farms, but whether he intends it or not him tweeting something like that is directly supporting the site because the obvious narrative is going to be that KF is full of awful incel white supremacist bigots who mainly target alphabet people, darkies, women, and retards.

Ralph is a flabby heterosexual woman-hating white southerner who at least isn't clinically recognized as mentally disabled. Just the fact that he gets so much flak here is clear evidence that you aren't dealing with some sociopolitically motivated hate organization.

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Put a damn hat on that fucking baby's head you absolute morons!

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I don't even know what "The First Family of The Internet" is supposed to mean. If he means chronologically then no, that's not true. And if he means first in quality, then no, that's definitely not true.
 
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Fantastic honeymoon, sitting alone in a bar getting drunk and taking selfies to own the haydurs that are always on his mind
So Ralph moved the ring because he's fat and it was rubbing his finger raw. Does he not know you can have a ring resized instead of wearing it on his pinky? Or can you not resize a ring if it's a plated piece of shit ring?
 
What about me? It isn't fair!

Motherjones did a hit piece on the farms and the pig is upset he wasn't mentioned.

Article: https://archive.md/KhRBn

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Main target? Your board isn't even the biggest you delusional swine. Ethan Ralph is the kind of guy to brag about having a Kiwifarms thread and a Wikipedia page... Oh wait.

Not noteworthy.

The hit piece was supposed to paint us as villains and incite more criminal behaviour from "the right side of history", running an article on Ethan Ralph will just make normies realise how based we are.
 
Wow... he's just
Wow... he's just in it to humiliate Meigh at this point.

I know I know, she's a pedo pandering retard and so on and so forth but I'm starting to feel genuinely sorry for her at this point.
What woman would ever want this, two weeks after getting married.
The fighting, the tweets. Fuck, he's always been a fucking Neanderthal but now he's more vile than ever.
 
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Put a damn hat on that fucking baby's head you absolute morons!

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Oh I see Ralph could only afford a couple of beanies. No blanket but a hoodie for the baby. May is in the same clothes. It’s why they aren’t taking a lot of photos together.

Ralph could prove me wrong and dress his new bride & baby in Winter 22-23 ready to wear. If he didn’t drink the last bit of his super chats that is.
 
Oh I see Ralph could only afford a couple of beanies. No blanket but a hoodie for the baby. May is in the same clothes. It’s why they aren’t taking a lot of photos together.

Ralph could prove me wrong and dress his new bride & baby in Winter 22-23 ready to wear. If he didn’t drink the last bit of his super chats that is.
Rozy's nose is red. If you look at Ralph's luxury stadium video you'll see full grown people in winter coats, scarfs and hats. Not Roma hats, just regular woolen winter hats. Sure it wasn't bellow freezing temp, but it's damn cold for a baby. Infuriating.
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Ralph really doesn't understand how accurate Null's advice was.

He is one holler away from a visit to the ER at all times.
Funny thing is, that's basically true in the US too at this point. He's absolutely paranoid any time he's not in a relatively controlled situation while in public and rightfully so. He begs for people to fuck with him on a subconscious level and Pandora ain't going back in the box in that regard.
 
Funny thing is, that's basically true in the US too at this point. He's absolutely paranoid any time he's not in a relatively controlled situation while in public and rightfully so. He begs for people to fuck with him on a subconscious level and Pandora ain't going back in the box in that regard.
Bro, Pandoraa wasn't in the box, she had the box (jar).
 
Bullied into changing his ring finger again. Yes he really is dressed like this. Same pants and jacket. I bet he STINKS. He doesn't look showered.
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Even this stinky flasher aesthetic can't stop me from taking my eyes off the Cabbage Patch Kid shoes and bursting out laughing
 

This is just atrocious. How is that jacket already looking as disheveled Ralph himself? Love the bottom button still being clasped together because it’s keeping his gunt from spilling out.

Anyway keep portraying yourself as a stereotypical idea of an America tourist Ralph! I’m sure it will have zero negative consequences. No sir, no merchant will spot an imbecile who is easily parted from us money! At least you look poor enough they won’t try to steal from you.
 
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