"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[fake farts]

Who’s fatter, Keffals or Jazz?

As much as Keffals deserves it, Jazz is the fatter of the two, easily. Dude is gargantuan now. Jazz is one of the only troons i pity, because of his shitty munchie mom and limpwristed dad who did nothing to stop her from ruining their son.

 

[Sneeds]

I didn't get to hear it. I was having the same problem that Josh was having with WebRTC.

I saw it and it was basically what freezard said. Bunch of people saying nigger and sneed. And the mandatory Keemstar alex is a stupid nigger clip. I wonder if anyone recorded it

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

Oh man, Yanderedev Cum Chalice video reminds me of when this would get posted into the old Sneedcord a lot.

 

[Jones McCann]

The stream vod is already at 20k views on YouTube after only 10 hours of being live, that has to be a record?

 

[Sneeds]

The stream vod is already at 20k views on YouTube after only 10 hours of being live, that has to be a record?

can null keep it uploaded since it’s technically a major stream?

 

[Hot Dog]

Not what I was expecting, but was great seeing a retrospective for the time this site has been online. Outro song is stuck in my head now.

May you always have cows around!

 

[Drama Fan]

I want the phone call to the father who was asked to turn off the internet because his daughter kept making accounts tho.

Something about Null getting A-logged by a young black girl is very funny to me.

 

[Sneeds]

I wonder if Danny Brown has ever told any other rappers about the farms and other lolcows. I can see action Bronson or JPEGMafia knowing about the farm’s existence

 

[Lidl Drip]

That design originated on the forums, originally by @StupidSexyBob

Lol ofc it's always drawn half naked and sexually suggestive. They even did a loli version, I guess it makes sense since "Kiwi-chan" is 10 years old. Weebs should kill themselves tbh.

 

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Ofc it's a lolicon faggot too, lmao. Making anime waifus out of things like websites and diseases is peak degenerate autism. These niggas can't wipe their ass without getting a boner over toilet-paper-chan.

The drawn character clearly has pert, firm be\/\/bs. I think you'll find it's not technically 'lolicon'.

 

[Blackstar]

Something about Null getting A-logged by a young black girl is very funny to me.

She's lucky this happened before Fatrick Tomlinson got a thread

 

[Lidl Drip]

The drawn character clearly has pert, firm be\/\/bs. I think you'll find it's not technically 'lolicon'.

Brother, there are several versions of it. All these dudes are jerking off to a website.

 

[Null]

okay out of all the indie music that guy suggested Turn out the Lights by The Crane Wives was the best. They're just a little too indie for me though.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

I finished this stream humbled by how few lolcows I know. This site is a great library of retardation. A true wonder of the digital landscape.

Two things occurred to me:

(1) Iterations of Windows may come and go, each one more invasive than its predecessor. YouTubers rise, openly speak gamer words, and fall. Baby sharks grow to be adult sharks and are forgotten. The only thing with any staying power online are individual lolcows, clinging like limpets to their strange obsessions. We are travellers passing through the Internet. They are the boulders in the data stream.

(2) Were it not for the continuing spergery of certain lolcows in response to this site, the histrionic amateur dramatics of the pearl clutching media, and the panic of online service providers withdrawing their support, Kiwifarms would have likely never developed beyond a crude GeoCities port, optimised for Netscape Navigator, decorated with mega-pixeled flashing gifs, and a crude, thirty-second electronic rendition of a Smash Mouth song playing on a loop.

 

[Aquinas 2]

okay out of all the indie music that guy suggested Turn out the Lights by The Crane Wives was the best. They're just a little too indie for me though.

Try Authentic Mongolian throat singing. you seem like the kind of guy to be into that

 

[thhrang]

Odd news, Null appears to have a skinwalker using his name to do unscrupulous things like donating to VTubers.

wow

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Edit: And now there's this...

 

[Lidl Drip]

Try Authentic Mongolian throat singing. you seem like the kind of guy to be into that

I can't believe you didn't go for whale songs as the obvious joke.

 

[Aquinas 2]

I can't believe you didn't go for whale songs as the obvious joke.

I wasnt joking.
I never joke about Mongolian Throat Singing

 

[Azazel]

Damn I tried to finish the second half of the stream on youtube and it's already been removed. Usually they last a couple days? I wonder if one of the many lolcows mentioned did something to get it taken down? Guess i'll mosey over to odyssey to finish. Great episode so far though, remembering all these various cows and their fun threads has been nostalgic

 

[SargonF00t]

Nice show