His mom. I don't think we actually know anything about her other than that she was a school psychologist or something, but the theory is that she's the reason he's such a stubborn retard who truly believes he's never wrong.
I bet you it'd be more like that scene at the end of Boogie Nights where Colonel James is in prison. Well, there'd be more wailing and jiggling of those massive man tits of his.
That's something Ethan Ralph and Pat have in common. They both also claim to not wear underpants. Ol' "A penis does not grow from there, child" faucet dick Pat and Mister "My tiny dick wasn't even hard and the angle was wrong in that revenge porn tape I released" Ralph free-balling to oblivion. So fucking stupid, so fucking funny.
Fatty making the rounds on Reddit again. Post removed but the comments are still open. Patrick is in CorrecT the Record mode rn.
r/beholdthemasterrace - Saw this on Facebook, and apparently one of my relatives is dating this guy. Fastest unfriend of my life! Won't be getting invited to anything by me no mo.
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OOPSIE DOODLES!
Fat fingers.
Sorry, next time I'll post a haiku instead
I got ya, bro
Yes stalker, it is.
If he ever ends up in prison the entire population would immediately think he's a chomo after he delivers his first childing.
Ol' pin-prick Rick.
You're right, but he'd be raped repeatedly by niggers first - so he'd die happy.
On one hand I want to call you out for Mutt's Law but on the other hand you're not wrong.
Patrick manages to make an ass of himself everywhere he goes. He's still fat.
