Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

ToroidalBoat said:
That toilet duck bottle has a bend...

The hell is a "toilet duck bottle" anyway?
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It's a type of toilet cleaned that bends around the lip lf the bowl of the toilet to deposit chemicals to clean it. It looks like a duck sort of so they call it "toilet duck"
Apparently he shoves them up his ass or something. It's all quite unsettling and probably potentially dangerous if he weren't get get all the chemicals washed out
 
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Krippen said:
Does anybody know about these so called cherries?
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He mentioned this case in his origins post in relation to the cherries: http://www.contilaw.com/pleadings/EEOCvMitsubishsi.htm
Essentially the case is about female factory workers in a Mitsubishi manufacturing plant getting routinely sexually harassed by male coworkers, which occurred throughout the plant and was supported by the managers of the facility (who threw sex parties with strippers).

". . . The parties always included strippers taking their cloth[e]s off and guys being able to lick whipped creme off their breasts. Later parties included guys taking cherries out of the girls vagina's [sic] with their teeth and it became known the girls were willing to do sexual favors for money. The guy who ran the service and the girls made it known that sex and oral sex was available for more money."
 
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Lucky Wildcard said:
Here's a pic of the 10 most frequently used things in his drawings.

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Peter Jackson Blunt?
 
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polonium said:
I wonder how many of these are sexual fetishes versus plain old autistic obsession.

Also can you imagine anything more horrifying than having to live this guy's life
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I wonder that myself. I mean take the cherries thing in relation to the snickers bar:
ZombieGaryOak said:
He mentioned this case in his origins post in relation to the cherries: http://www.contilaw.com/pleadings/EEOCvMitsubishsi.htm
Essentially the case is about female factory workers in a Mitsubishi manufacturing plant getting routinely sexually harassed by male coworkers, which occurred throughout the plant and was supported by the managers of the facility (who threw sex parties with strippers).

". . . The parties always included strippers taking their cloth[e]s off and guys being able to lick whipped creme off their breasts. Later parties included guys taking cherries out of the girls vagina's [sic] with their teeth and it became known the girls were willing to do sexual favors for money. The guy who ran the service and the girls made it known that sex and oral sex was available for more money."
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Well, Bryce doesn't have anyone to eat a snickers out of his ass, nor does he have someone to eat it out of their respective orifices. Is he really sticking stuff in his ass and sitting around or is he just buying things and imaging the potential they could have? I'm not even really convinced he has a proper idea of how sex works in the first place.

He does wear the bump bows but that's a lot easier and feasible than a snickers bar in the ass. Like... unless you froze it it'd be pretty difficult get in. Oh god, did he freeze it? Time for another drink to wash that thought away.
 
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Widget has bad gas... ...and relieving herself of her gas in a nice warm bath (she had one since her gas pain was becoming quite intense - also, she is not pregnant at the time) - earlier in the day, she ate the Hardee's Angry Thickburger (their version of the Burger King Angry Whopper - I came up with the Angry Thickburger idea) meal which is quite spicy and includes Jalapenos - when she had another Angry Thickburger meal a few weeks later, her gas was only quite mild.
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Meatman said:
Peter Jackson Blunt?
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Cigars, basically.

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dev-catscratch said:
Peter Jackson Blunts billboard with BUGA UP alterations.
I do wish Peter Jackson Blunts were available in Australia (and they could be the best value cigar in Australia too)...

Meanwhile in the US, cigar usage has increased (particularly flavoured ones such as Swisher Sweets) due to the ban of flavourings other than menthol in cigarettes but did not ban flavourings in other tobacco products.
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Meatman said:
Why is the Peter Jackson part nessecary?
Did Bryce get triggered upon seeing Gandalf smoke in the LOTR movie?
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There is no way someone who takes Nick, Jr cartoons as seriously as Bryce would be able to comprehend -- or even sit through -- LotR. Hell, for that matter, I'm kind of surprised he even knows the term "blunt".

I don't know if Peter Jackson smokes, so all I can guess is that Bryce heard the term somewhere and his autistic mind latched onto it.
 
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Muscle Bra said:
There is no way someone who takes Nick, Jr cartoons as seriously as Bryce would be able to comprehend -- or even sit through -- LotR. Hell, for that matter, I'm kind of surprised he even knows the term "blunt".

I don't know if Peter Jackson smokes, so all I can guess is that Bryce heard the term somewhere and his autistic mind latched onto it.
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Maybe he stumbled onto this?
 
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