Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    673
Legal Vices screen just got juicy. Drex is talking about how we are talking about what a groomer he is. So Drex reads the thread. This Nigger's skin is just as thin as Rekeita's.

The stream is currently Groomer Guarding.
I'll give Drex some advice: Just say "if i did anything wrong the girl or her mom should have filed a police report" and shut the fuck up. Trying to defend it and claim you are a good guy for banging a 18(?) year old after what some may call grooming is a losing play to make. You aren't a good guy in this situation.

"Guys this is ridiculous! I was NOT grooming her. if anything it was her MOTHER that was the real groomer!"

Okay now I really want to see the three of them on a live stream together.
It is super common for single moms to present their daughters to their boyfriends in hopes they stay around.
 
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I'm sure you guys have seen this before but I thought the virtue signaling from Nick over boomer "racism" was kinda funny...
Holy shit never knew about this...
What a fucking fraud. And drex has the gall to sit next to nick and call every other creator a fraud.

Anyone here seen Just Stop's vid about LSMark? Everyone's saying it's in terrible taste and a vid like that shouldn't have been made, but what I saw was Just Stop trying his best to get LSMark to pull up from being a complete cuck. I was gunna say a real bro would make a similar move to help nick but that was before I realized both him and drex are complete frauds.
 
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I'm sure you guys have seen this before but I thought the virtue signaling from Nick over boomer "racism" was kinda funny...
How virtuous, I mean if anybody started making racist or antisemitic jokes like talking in an exaggerated Germany voice about DA JEWS to his Jewish friends I would definitely be offended, good thing no polish lawyers from Minnesota ever did that. COULDN'T BE ME
 
Latest day stream archive and a few highlights:

Chat was hard on the new guest:

ilike2annoy​
I know Dutch people and they don’t sound like this​

Recovered_alchy​
@RekietaLaw we need to be able to vote someone off the panel cutthroat trial coverage​

Carimachet​
RACKETS no more retarded women please​

SuperUnknownAK​
Good god is that chick having a fuckin seizure?​
TheOneRedSmurf​
These superchats will be savage lol​

krm944​
Not into drunk slurring kiwi chics that are semi autistic?​

HayleySmith​
Nope! I love me a good accent but she sounds drunk/high and just obliterated​

Gosney venturing into Vegas degeneracy? It is not worth it to shill that book. Pull out, man!

SteveAutism​
Y’all going to Vegas better get Steve fucking wasted!!! I want that dude to wake up in a hang over movie​
ReformedConvict​
I bet gosney gets so drunk he,takes his shirt off and starts a mosh pit in vegas​

KassiopiaJ​
Aw yeah, Gosney is going let loose in Vegas!​


A rare moment of self-awareness

C_Layne​
This. Chat is based enough to know we're all retarded.​
I'm pretty retarded with spreadsheets - I'll re-learn - but I'd suggest your updates focus on SirVieVal, NerfMild, MrStirFry99, ACompleteRandom (ofc), and TurboGoat. I was only there for 40 min today and Turbo threatened rape.
 
Just clicked on to check the chat was synced. Cecil went on about how Camera Diaz used to be hot and not she is a monster at 50. Nick's face says it all. His gilf harem won't be happy about that. Cecil did what he always does and doubles down even with slight nudges from Nick.
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Just clicked on to check the chat was synced. Cecil went on about how Camera Diaz used to be hot and not she is a monster at 50. Nick's face says it all. His gilf harem won't be happy about that. Cecil did what he always does and doubles down even with slight nudges from Nick.
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I kinda get Camelot. He's a retarded trailer park guy who lost some weight and now regales his audience with tales of his Tinder conquests of Alabama 6's. Not my cup of tea, but I understand there's plenty of sub-humans who who could enjoy that.

However, I just don't understand Cecil's appeal at all. I see him in all this fandom menace adjacent shit, but I don't get it. Is he just the urban bugman equivalent to Camelot, only with really shitty drawing ability, instead of stories of railing fat married women?
 
On the attendance of people at church - speaking as a Catholic - it’s really no exaggeration to see the Latin Mass/“traditional“ leaning Novus Ordo parishes far more packed every Sunday. Same for Eastern rite parishes I’ve seen (but as a Latin, I don’t have a good gauge on that). A ton of very young families at them, too.

Our parish church isn't a Latin Mass or even particularly "traditional" church, but if you show up late, you won't get a seat. People are standing in the foyer for every mass.

But I think that's because we've gone from a situation where you used to have seven or eight masses every Sunday, to being lucky that they have just two. Other local parishes just have one.
 
$374 in 38(23) rumble rants. Tonight was a good night and he almost was at parity with youtube at $408, may have gotten more with the cuts working out.

Had my new logger working tonight but it hit what i hope is the last major bug. Going to try and catch Viva's stream to test the fix. Almost at the point where i can just pass a stream url and forget it.

Found a library that can log youtube comments but lacks support for superchats. May dick around with that to see how hard it'd be to add support and those can start getting logged.
 

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Legal Vices screen just got juicy. Drex is talking about how we are talking about what a groomer he is. So Drex reads the thread. This Nigger's skin is just as thin as Rekeita's.

The stream is currently Groomer Guarding.
Got a link?

Also I found this guy talking about Rekieta and Drex and the recent shit show.
He rambles a bit, but his observations about Drex are on the money. He reminds me of early PPP before it became apparent he was just a slimy false preacher.
Seems this guy has been calling out Nicks shit for a while he has a few videos in his "Rekieta Retardation" series lol :story:
Towards the end of the video he mentions a stream Drex did where he discussed his "ideal society" which apparently would be 90% of women in Cryostasis, while Drex and his boys get to pick out the best of the bunch and thaw them out when they want to run trains on them.
Sounds like some fucked up shit, same energy as that troon faggot Ana Valens talking about keeping TERF women in forced breeding camps.
If anyone knows what stream Drex was talking about this shit its sounds like fucking gold.
 
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Would you happen to have a timestamp for this? That sounds hilarious. According to another poster, he mentioned how he preferred the YouTube and Rumble chats to Locals because of the other stuff that goes on in there. Secret farmer confirmed? Or just someone normal who's also wondering what's going on?
In case this hasn't been answered:

Above is the "What can I expect for my 50 bucks" discussion. And the answer is: a 1-2 hour live podcast similar in tone to a Friday night show. That's it. There will be no serious discussion and no law-related topics. "That has its place, that place is not in Vegas on a drunken February night." Merch? "I'm bad at bringing merch, I don't care." Branca's not bringing books because "books are heavy." Yes, these are actual quotes. You can clearly see how much Nick cares about his first live event. No other planned entertainment was mentioned. And by the way, Nick's not actually organizing anything. That would require effort. What he's doing is just cutting the check and letting the little people do everything for him. Which, while not the best look, and certainly one indicative of what he now thinks his audience is deserving of, might mean that the event will be held in a technically competent manner. No duct-taping microphones together, that sorta thing.

So it's basically 1-2 hours of a shitty zero-prep show with no substance and then a meet-and-greet for the rest of the evening where you get to meet and greet a few cool people and a bunch of nobodies. That's it. "People can go out to bars, hang out, go out to clubs. Do what you do!" Yes, that's another real quote. Read: you'll have to provide your own entertainment.

The obvious problem with that is this: if you're already in Vegas, why waste 50 bucks on a 1-2 hour garbage show, when all the YouTubers you want to see there will immediately exit the "venue" and "go out to bars" elsewhere? Just loiter inconspicuously at the door for a while, then join the company of whoever you like, and no need to pay the shyster lawyer. That's what I'd do, if I happened to be there at the time. And if you're not already in Vegas, why in the motherfuck would you book an expensive vacation for this crap? Who cares about the $50 at this point, you're flying to Vegas, booking a hotel there, etc. etc. just to see some strangers and a podcast that's no different from one you can watch every Friday for free. Except the one you watch for free is 2-6 times longer. Where's the value proposition?

Now, don't expect the event to be a bust in terms of attendance. It's still nearly a month away, Nick's hyping it already, and his audience is big enough that just the overlap of "people who watch the show," "people who are interested enough to want to go to the event" and "people who will coincidentally be in Vegas at the time, or can nudge the dates a bit to accomodate" can easily exceed 100 people. This is not even taking into account all the parasocial leathery paypigs he's accumulated recently. Who knows, maybe he'll even fill out the schedule a bit in the coming weeks. Right now, it just looks like yet another manifestation of Nick's lazy attitude and general lack of effort. But hey, everything's fun with friends, so maybe it would prove to be enough.

Dick Masterson (confirmed), The Lead Attorney (now confirmed), Robert Barnes (now confirmed), Viva Frei (confirmed), Eric Hunley (now confirmed), Mark Groubert (now confirmed), Nate the Lawyer (now confirmed), Dani "WGFD" Ahn (now confirmed), Attorney Tom (easily overlooked still not confirmed), Good Lawgic (might). So apparently all the maybes agreed to come.
 
In case this hasn't been answered:

Above is the "What can I expect for my 50 bucks" discussion. And the answer is: a 1-2 hour live podcast similar in tone to a Friday night show. That's it. There will be no serious discussion and no law-related topics. "That has its place, that place is not in Vegas on a drunken February night." Merch? "I'm bad at bringing merch, I don't care." Branca's not bringing books because "books are heavy." Yes, these are actual quotes. You can clearly see how much Nick cares about his first live event. No other planned entertainment was mentioned. And by the way, Nick's not actually organizing anything. That would require effort. What he's doing is just cutting the check and letting the little people do everything for him. Which, while not the best look, and certainly one indicative of what he now thinks his audience is deserving of, might mean that the event will be held in a technically competent manner. No duct-taping microphones together, that sorta thing.

I'd rather attend GuntaMania. Or the bowling tournament. Sure they suck, but at least they're events.

Big W for Ralphamales everywhere.
 
I'd rather attend GuntaMania. Or the bowling tournament. Sure they suck, but at least they're events.

Big W for Ralphamales everywhere.
According to the Gunt there will be a Kingpin 2 this year, so at least we have that to look forward to.
As for Nicks "event" I wouldn't go if he paid my airfare and for a suite at the Palazzo.
It sounds like the most boring fucking non event ever, its almost insulting to expect his fans to pay $50 for that shit, other people doing these things make them actual events, with entertainment, buffets, multiple tables etc, fucks sake Nick, at least make it look like you care, its in Vegas ffs, it looks like he's just making an excuse to go gamble and hang out at off-strip gay bars monogomously and making his pigs pay for it. At least when Ralph does this shit he tries to make it a unique event (Kingpin, Guntamania etc).
 
MrStirFry99do you live in your moms basement?> comic books are for children. become a man. put childish things away.
His use of "childish things" reminded me of this

“When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty, I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”​


― C.S. Lewis, On Stories: And Other Essays on Literature
 
Legal Vices was streaming at the same time Nick was just a few hours ago. I don't know when but some time after the 5hr mark.
Yeah keep coping. The bottom line is (if he's even telling the truth, which given his history of fucking bullshitting is a reach) if you're close enough to a "tweens" Mom that you're going on fucking vacations and trips away with them, and hanging out with her taking her to movies when she was a kid, and then you spin some bullshit story about having to be the good guy and stepping up to introduce her to a load of depraved sadism shit the "safe way" (because otherwise she would have naturally been sold into sex trafficking or become a victim of the many manslaughters that occur at these fucking clubs you hang out at, you Walter Mitty ass motherfucker) any fucking normal person with decent morals and a grasp on standards of behavior in a civilized society, is gonna think you're a fucking creep.
How did the Mom take the news you where pissing on and choking out her daughter that you knew since she was a child?
Not well I guess since you were obviously worried about legal action at first, or why would you be thinking of "retaining Nick?"
NIGGER THIS IS YOUR FRIENDS CHILD if you think people arent gonna side eye you for getting her into fucking gross kink shit after you watched her grow up you are fucking brain rotted.
The sheer level of cope and seeth coming off this gross coom brained jig is fucking surreal.
Fuck this creep.
These apologist faggots on this stream may be kissing his ass, but I bet you they wouldn't let him hang around their daughters after listening to that touching story.
And the only one moving the goal posts is you bro, Mr she was 13, she was 14, she was a tween, she was 18, she was 22, she was 24.
Fuck off.
Dirty dick ass nigger.
 
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And the woke heresy has hit them HARD. Their biggest political and economic patrons are on board with the heretical doctrines, and even the Canterbury Archbishopric has succumbed. The American Episcopal Church has literally schismed since, with many parishes now declaring the Archbishop Gabriel Palmer, the Metropolitan of Accra, in GHANA the holy father of the Episcopal Church in the United States.

It's led to nasty court cases, where entire congregations, including the priest have sued to keep their churches in defiance of the national church. All these cases have failed but the end result is many Episcopal Churches are now meeting in High Schools and American Legion social clubs.
Interesting information. Back in the 70s, Puerto Rican terrorists were able to parasitize a charity run by the Episcopal Church, and were then able to use the Church as both a bulwark and bludgeon against the FBI when they were being investigated for their urban bombing campaigns. They were even supported by it when they started a new bombing campaign to demand the grand juries looking into their other bombing campaigns be halted. Now I'm wondering if the rot was always there in some form, or if it just continued to spread after that infection.
 
His use of "childish things" reminded me of this

It reads more like Corinthians 13:11 to me;

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

Which reminds me more of the movie hackers than the bible.

Edit; I fucked up inserting a quoted post
 
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