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Hey terrorists if you want to bomb us again just dress like a faggot and carry your box cutter in your pants. It's ok.TSA has woman get body scanned at airport; gets confused by the weird bulge on her crotch. TiF oblivious.
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I think there is a male and female scan mode
Just went thru tsa for the hundredth time since phallus creation. Im pretty pro at not getting my dick flagged, but today i wasnt with it. Buddy was slipping out my briefs and i knew it would set off the body scanners
So i step thru, it does the twirl, i step out, and the body map got my crotch on fire. The male tsa worker gave me the run down, but im used to pat downs so im like yup yup yup lets go. And he doesnt seem to want to pat me, so he sends me thru the scanner like 3 more times. Then the lady tsa worker comes up and literally says "you know youre using the wrong one" and she points at the scanner control thing with the body map
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and she's "youre using the wrong one". So i step back in the scanner and she tells me "hopefully you get less of a pat down" and sure enough this time i step out and the map isnt red hot crotch, so they send me on my way
I almost felt clocked when she said sumn bout the pat down, but they gave me the dude so ik they know im a dude. But now im like, what is this "wrong one" they had me go thru. Feels like maybe theyre telling the scanner to look for a dick or not
This means very little to us really, but thought it was interesting enough to share.
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I had this happen the last time I went through TSA. Went through the scanner and then they were like whoops, wrong one and had me go back through. Definitely felt like I had just been misgendered. Fucking sucks that this is the system we have in place. I think Biden just passed something to give TSA more money to update their systems and in part, make them less gendered
We deserve it.