The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Humbert Humbert]

Thanks for posting! You're right that it doesn't look like the Tranch. I'm betting they've been busy hauling their hoard of junk over to Penny's parents' house, and they're just spending the night there - not fully moved out yet.
It's a 3.5 hour drive:
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Well, them hauling their shit there would (kind of) check out, since Kevin was in a gas station bathroom yesterday (he mentioned it being a “stressful day” hours after the gas station bathroom tweet).

Kevin makes an observation in a gas station bathroom. [A]
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edited to clarify

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I still can't believe they have (and are planning on keeping) 5 Great Pyrenees, and the lack of fencing really is a concern; those dogs tend to be in the range of 150lbs+, they stand waist-high, they're densely longhaired so they shed like a motherfucker, and they drool. A LOT.

ONE of them can be an indoor dog, if you're willing to clean a lot of hair, not have anything on low tables that you don't want to risk getting knocked over, and are fine with putting washable covers on all your furniture because of the drool ropes.

Five of them? Hope that Anahid doesn't value her interior decorating. And if they're gonna be outside, without fencing and a road paralleling the property...

 

[Big moth tiddies]

I still can't believe they have (and are planning on keeping) 5 Great Pyrenees, and the lack of fencing really is a concern; those dogs tend to be in the range of 150lbs+, they stand waist-high, they're densely longhaired so they shed like a motherfucker, and they drool. A LOT.

I mean, they mismanaged 200+ alpacas which led to a mass grave, let their rape vicuna loose on the females because they thought it was funny, let cats piss all over their house, took cria from their mothers for funneh and cute social media asspats, and turned acres of land into a barren and sandblasted hellscape.

If that level of incompetence didn't prepare you for them not properly caring for five dogs, I don't really know what to tell you.

 

[s0mbra]

I still can't believe they have (and are planning on keeping) 5 Great Pyrenees, and the lack of fencing really is a concern; those dogs tend to be in the range of 150lbs+, they stand waist-high, they're densely longhaired so they shed like a motherfucker, and they drool. A LOT.

ONE of them can be an indoor dog, if you're willing to clean a lot of hair, not have anything on low tables that you don't want to risk getting knocked over, and are fine with putting washable covers on all your furniture because of the drool ropes.

Five of them? Hope that Anahid doesn't value her interior decorating. And if they're gonna be outside, without fencing and a road paralleling the property...

Imagine all those big and guaranteed untrained dogs around two little old people

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I mean, they mismanaged 200+ alpacas which led to a mass grave, let their rape vicuna loose on the females because they thought it was funny, let cats piss all over their house, took cria from their mothers for funneh and cute social media asspats, and turned acres of land into a barren and sandblasted hellscape.

If that level of incompetence didn't prepare you for them not properly caring for five dogs, I don't really know what to tell you.

Listen, I expect them to mismanage animals into the ground on their own (lol) land because we've all seen it and they're clearly fine with both the property and the house looking post-apocalyptic.

I'm just sad for the two normal people who are about to have their entire lives nuked from orbit, and won't realize what a mistake they've made until it's too late.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Lmao I'm fascinated by the "kiwifarms drives drones" over us. Not once in this thread has anyone ever said they were doing that or posting pics of it. Do theh think there's a stealth underground thread where we do that and just never bring it up here?

Anyway, what I'm fascinated by is that the most chronically online people think that people are stalking them via super extra ways.

Why would anyone buy a drone, travel to alpaca holocaust and risk themselves by taking photos of something that the ranch freely posts? All we'd have to do is go to penny's Twitter and see countless photos of shitty construction, dilapidated housing and starving animals on a barren wasteland.

I swear these people don't actually understand that posting every moment of their lives, including photos, is seen by everyone and not just their bffs

 

[Vapewizard]

Lmao I'm fascinated by the "kiwifarms drives drones" over us. Not once in this thread has anyone ever said they were doing that or posting pics of it. Do theh think there's a stealth underground thread where we do that and just never bring it up here?

I think someone theorized that the tranchers somehow mistook the google maps photos for drone photos.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Thanks for posting! You're right that it doesn't look like the Tranch. I'm betting they've been busy hauling their hoard of junk over to Penny's parents' house, and they're just spending the night there - not fully moved out yet.
It's a 3.5 hour drive:
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They still have them, AFAIK. At least seven, maybe more. I know there are five big guard dogs, and two cattle dogs. Paul recently mentioned the guard dogs:
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I'm fully expecting the Tranchers to bring their dogs, cats, and ducks/chickens over to Penny's parents' property. I think the sheep, goats, and most of the alpacas will be rehomed. They'll probably keep Pepe the Vicuna and maybe a couple other alpacas just to show off in photos and pretend like everything's fine.

Wait, wasn't there a ceasefire between Boner and the Tranch on Twitter? Why's he talking shit again?

 

[Ammyterasu]

There must be a connection with troons and terrible care for animals. Recently some of my pals were heading to a bunny cafe only to find it was shut down for the time being. They found a review explaining the situation, and let’s just say it’s not very positive…

Poor bunnies, they had to be used as a gimmick instead of the usual cat café.
They are delicate creatures and can easily drop dead in a stressful enviroment. If they live with other bunnies their owner should pay even more attention because a rabbit tends to hide its injuries/ailments from the group, which makes it even more stressed.
In short, keep troons away from animals 2k4ever.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Poor bunnies, they had to be used as a gimmick instead of the usual cat café.
They are delicate creatures and can easily drop dead in a stressful enviroment. If they live with other bunnies their owner should pay even more attention because a rabbit tends to hide its injuries/ailments from the group, which makes it even more stressed.
In short, keep troons away from animals 2k4ever.

That’s why bunny cafes are basically non existent. Cats are easy to train and ok with human contact. Bunny’s aren’t like that. They’re incredibly difficult to potty train which makes the fact that they were serving food and drinks at the same location disgusting. And as you stated it’s very easy to stress them out. Imagine being surrounded by large amounts of people all trying to touch and grab you as an easily stressed out animal. It’s cruel.

There was an article posted about it before it opened since it was the “first bunny cafe” in said city. The trans person who owned the place said they wanted to open it because they wanted an area that’s friendly towards the LGBT community or something like that. Maybe being surrounded by dying and stressed animals is calming to troons? The Tranch didn’t think anything was wrong with their Alpaca’s living conditions.

They need to understand that animals aren’t fucking toys. They're living creatures that take commitment. Something troons aren’t familiar with.

 

[Ghostse]

Wait, wasn't there a ceasefire between Boner and the Tranch on Twitter? Why's he talking shit again?

Peace was never an option.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I think someone theorized that the tranchers somehow mistook the google maps photos for drone photos.

They used to sperg about how they would see drones flying over the Tranch, it was about when they were grifting for crazy bullshit and security cameras and shit. Assumedly a bored neighbor who thought it'd be fun to buzz the local schizos.

 

[Flour]

The drone thing started because people posted pictures on the Tranch from Google earth.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The drone thing started because people posted pictures on the Tranch from Google earth.

It's not completely unlikely that it was just some local flying a drone around for fun, which they decided to exaggerate as the evil Earl flying military assault drones to napalm them for daring to be brave trans ranchers.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Lmao I'm fascinated by the "kiwifarms drives drones" over us. Not once in this thread has anyone ever said they were doing that or posting pics of it. Do theh think there's a stealth underground thread where we do that and just never bring it up here?

Anyway, what I'm fascinated by is that the most chronically online people think that people are stalking them via super extra ways.

Why would anyone buy a drone, travel to alpaca holocaust and risk themselves by taking photos of something that the ranch freely posts? All we'd have to do is go to penny's Twitter and see countless photos of shitty construction, dilapidated housing and starving animals on a barren wasteland.

I swear these people don't actually understand that posting every moment of their lives, including photos, is seen by everyone and not just their bffs

You must have missed that meeting. I'll DM you the info to join the secret drone thread. Sorry!

 

[sorrycharlie]

You must have missed that meeting. I'll DM you the info to join the secret drone thread. Sorry!

We’re not supposed to be talking about the secret drones outside of the secret drone thread, goddammit!

 

[Soup Sammiches]

We’re not supposed to be talking about the secret drones outside of the secret drone thread, goddammit!

Shit. I forgot the first rule of drone club. I'll be turning in my drone and membership card. FUUUUUUUU

 

[Ghostse]

Mods, can we get all the secret drone posts deleted from this thread before the TUR trannies scrape them as proof of our drone ops?

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Mods, can we get all the secret drone posts deleted from this thread before the TUR trannies scrape them as proof of our drone ops?

What? NOOOOO! My block on the drone surveillance time share was supposed to be this Monday! uwu sad bean!

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

Shit. I forgot the first rule of drone club. I'll be turning in my drone and membership card. FUUUUUUUU

My drone identifies as an RC car. Respect my chassis identity, you bigot.