Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy - child rapist incel with a micropenis, Hitler whiteknight, Fat as hell, 2004 S Walnut St, Muncie, IN 47302

Who is James Terry Mitchell's patron god?

  • Slaanesh

    Votes: 117 42.4%
  • Nurgle

    Votes: 159 57.6%

  • Total voters
    276
Jimbo not only needs to post questions online asking about linguistic matters, he also needs to ask online about pretty much anything, I've noticed.


Awhile back he "leveled with us" and said he's not coming back because we're big meanies or something like that.
Ah, I forgot about that lovely wall of text where he confirmed that he is indeed a massive wimp.

I do wish he'd return though. It's getting tiring playing russian roulette on his blog. I never know if I'm going to scroll down and be greeted with a pair of ridiculously saggy tits or his horrible face instead of more fun posts about us.
 
Jimbo said he fancies himself a warrior with his facial hair. A warrior who can't handle posting on Kiwi Farms.
He calls that wispy thing "facial hair"? I've seen better beards on post-menopausal women. He's like a teenager that gets one of those bad teenage moustaches and thinks it makes him look older or more mature when in reality he's still a greasy little nobody.

He's trying so so SO hard to find excuses for being such a slob.

Pedobear, it doesn't matter if "people with OCD can have a messy room." That doesn't change the fact that you should stop being such a lazy shit and get off your ass and clean it. Folding clothes and putting them away isn't difficult, and you can't blame "hoarding" for having clothes and all your belongings thrown everywhere in your room. Hoarding isn't just "teehee I'm messy!"
Well to be fair he does live in a shithole. It's not a like picking up his clothes is going to improve his situation. He could at least fold them, or stick them into boxes or something and at least try to make his place a little more livable. It's good practice after all for when he goes to jail. He'll need to keep his cell tidy.
 
James has enough time to talk about his testies, but not to mention the mockery of him having condoms.

Oh, James. James James James James. Has he actually read any of those books besides the pedo one?

Yes I have read TFIOS, the penthouse letters, My secret garden, what's not to love by jonathan ames, Batboy Lives, the garfield dictionary and Superman: Red Son. And actually I only read a few chapters of erotic innocence found it boring and stopped.

So he has a baby dick but massive elephant balls is what he's trying to say?

Sorry, underwear is one thing but pants are another. If you can find pants in your size, you can find underwear. If your balls are getting squozen because your briefs are too tight and boxers cut into them then you're either a) too fat or b) need to buy bigger underwear. I've seen briefs being sold up to 5XL, that's for a 58"-60" waist. That's literally five feet around. If you're so fat that even that feels constraining it really means you need to put down the junk food, eat healthier and exercise your butt off or just give the hell up because you've gone past the point of no return.

You people make fun of me for using "sook" and you use "squozen" when you mean "squeezed" or "squished" or even "crushed"
 
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His dick is numb? That sounds serious. Like go to a doctor serious. Also, what is it with him and trying to "change for the better?" Is he actually listening or is it going to be forgotten in two weeks?

When my medicaid card shows up I will go to the doctor. I called the psychologist the govt sends me to for my evaluation every few years to see if I'm still eligible to see if he takes medicaid and I got his answering machine and left him a message. I'm also going to see a physical Doctor when I'm able and go to the one that's covered and closest/easiest to get to on the bus.

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...is he bathing out of a sink like a hobo?

No I lathered up in the sink then showered off to rinse off the soap.

"Look at me guys. I bathe! I love being clean and using soap!"
If he weren't an unrepentant sicko, I'd almost feel bad for his desperate cries for attention. Unfortunately, him and Julie Terryberry both do this thing where they refuse to change their hideous personalities or grow as human beings, so it's hard to feel bad for them. In fact... those stankcows would be perfect for each other. Too bad she's about 10 years too old for his liking.

Side note: "Thanks for the idea, guys"? It's just a mere passing thought to wash your stank-ass out at a sink? I'm guessing bathing every 3 days is a generous estimate on his part.

Who is Julie Terryberry?
 
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No I lathered up in the sink then showered off to rinse off the soap.
I'd like to say, since I am also from Indiana, it is literally unnecessary to be on a California-level of saving water since, I don't know, there's a huge great lake called Michigan, maybe you heard of it, that supplies a lot of water to the state?
 
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