DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

I will reasonably speculate it's all a lie just like the rest of his bullshit

 

[Balr0g]

Is this fuckhead seriously trying to beg for the Collector's Edition of Hogwart's Legacy?

In Phil's own words because there is no better way to insult him

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So I've been away from the dark side of the internet for a good while. I'll just assume that everything is as when I left...besides we now know that Khet is fat as fuck?

 

[ZehnBoat]

since phil's condition is just like his parents' condition
and his parents could drop dead any moment
the situation is thus: phil could drop dead at any moment
the skin on his hands peeling and bleeding as he succumbs to the void

 

[Iron Father]

Especially if your diet consists entirely of something that rhymes with boar rash.

But Burger King doesn't rhyme with boar trash.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So I've been away from the dark side of the internet for a good while. I'll just assume that everything is as when I left...besides we now know that Khet is fat as fuck?

About time you came back. Better hit the highlights. You've missed his begging for an interview 'to tell his side of the story' even though his daily copecast is the same history rehashing over and over. His berating the viewers. and so on.

 

[HERO_V]

He's definitely exaggerating his health situation in order to get more pity tips. Beyond that, remember when he said he wouldn't talk about his medical history since that's PERSONAL information? Phil has the memory of a goldfish and will do anything to keep the attention on him. He's a desperate POS grifter and he knows he's slowly and pathetically wasting away.

 

[Chernabog3000]

What are the odds that he's already missed a payment for his TV?

Unless he's using khets amazon prime. 0. Pretty sure amazon suspends your prime account amongst missed payments.

Amazon prime purchases have only increased since then. Dude was just buying shit on stream today.

Obviously he could use khets account and Financials but seems doubtful. I'd assume unlike his money and accounts, all her shit is off limits to him, and rightfully so.

That and no way this guy didn't connect his top of the line 800$ smart TV to the internet. Tvs amazon sells via payment programs can be bricked remotely by amazon upon missed payments. Maybe he knew that and that's why he was admant about not connecting it to the internet but I doubt it.

I believe he's skimping elsewhere to make sure he can pay for the TV, and whatever else he more than likely put onto payment plans like khets new xbox or his new monitor. Think he assumed he could just put all the amazon payments into the YT 21st of da month umbrella and then he lost 600 memebers in 3 months and now his doordash/wwe champions fund is a wwe champions/doordash/amazon payments fund.

As always tin foil hat shit applies here bros. Just my two cents a month.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

In what world is Dave average IQ? I would be shocked if the retard is above 75. He has zero ability to problem solve and gets tripped up on puzzles in games designed for literal children. There are countless examples of him being absolute dumbfounded on even the most basic logic puzzles in games.

To anyone who thinks Phil is average IQ id honestly like to see your most impressive video example of Phil encountering a problem and solving it on his own. (begging to solve his money problem doesn't count)

As I remember we've had slapfights here several times about how low this mongoloids IQ is, but honestly we just keeps getting proof after proof that it has to be between 75-90 (My money is on 80'ish)

Finishing off that 20 minute unhinged rant by stating he's really chill now and doesn't let things get to him was just the cherry on top.

Isn't that his usual MO? That shit goes back years. Sperging out banning nay sayers in chat and declaring that he doesn't think about it, care about it and never talks about it right at the tailend of the current 25 minute rant.

You guys think that if desperate enough, will dsp show his horse just to get some dent money?

Nope, never, that would shatter his makebelieve image he has constructed for himself and the dents. (Swimsuit model waife and all that).

I can't think of a single streamer who installs drivers midstream. Is dave genuinely retarded? Thought you used to build computers bud

Yes?

I can't tell if Phil is too stupid to figure out how double-sided tape works, or it's the fucking coat rack situation all over again.

If ever in doubt just go with him being to fucking retarded to do the most basic tasks that even Chimps with slightly below IQ can manage just fine.

 

[Jasper2K]

He's done it for years. His bad back, his ear infections, his gout, a paper this cut on his finger, his snorting, his alcoholism, his ''muh dupresshhun'!'' and even the room being to hot to play video games in

He is exagerating a skin condition which I no doubt he has because he is a fat filthy pig roach.

Can't believe I forgot about the paper cut and the ear infection(s) lmao. Dude always has something going on. I guess the better question is when is he going to use his parents health to beg again

 

[Sugar Puppet]

He's definitely exaggerating his health situation in order to get more pity tips.

His doctor said tips are the best way to help his skin condition because he gets that help immediately. Memberships and superchats help clear his skin up in the long term.

 

[Corpun]

I really can't be assed to talk about his new YouTube cope/jealousy rant. This guy is just so draining on my energy to care. This rant he does gets worst every time.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

This kind of lines up, Phil is one of the biggest alcoholics I've ever seen so it's plausible.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

A quick little update from tonights rollercoaster of fun.

I just love when the games he plays low key troll him.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

You know your addiction is bad when you can't even wait till after you clock out to indulge in it...

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

So with Phils medical reveals can we reasonably speculate the dry skin is alcohol induced dehydration leading to eczema and the "tingling numbness" is alcohol related nerve damage?
Someone worked out how many shots of gin a day DSP would have to go through to be spending as much at total wine can we assume most of his issues are alcohol related?

The other thing is him running those stupid space heaters like crazy plus them being shut-ins. Their house has to be insanely dry compared to a normal household. That in itself will make it significantly worse.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

One of my kids gets a rash right before the kiddo gets sick, every time period. It's a small thing but basically if the air is too dry it starts to crack which makes it spread/worse. So getting some Aquaphor or A&D or some equivalent neutral real moisturizer on it asap does a lot of lifting. We have a virtually identical steroidal cream (in an like way too big tub, akin to the kind you get margarine in for some reason) and just slap it on there the day it shows up, then A&D then throw gauze over it to keep it clean/safe. It's gone that day usually and we know to give the kiddo extra vit C and rest to head off the cold early and limit suffering.

 

[IHateMyJob]

It still makes me happy that 2-3 idiot whales buy his shit and fund these little stunts. He claims 5k in monthly business expenses but needs help laying for (fill in the blank) amount for the Super Bowl event. If I was stupid enough to toss money at Phil I would at least like to know what wrassler he pulled in Champs.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil made two streams with full goals met and in his daily Wrap he calls it a productive day. Wow. How easy his mood swings once his demand is met. Here is hoping his next day is met with no golas hit in both streams just to see him sqiurm like a little bitch

 

[tzgnilki]

uau dood, using your unborn child for ad revenue, like seriously dude



Link

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil made two streams with full goals met and in his daily Wrap he calls it a productive day. Wow. How easy his mood swings once his demand is met. Here is hoping his next day is met with no golas hit in both streams just to see him sqiurm like a little bitch

Don't worry. Sunday he'll be back to begging as if nothing happened.