Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Popper Whiting]

He pretty much admitted as much during the big blowout the two had in the aftermath of Ralph's sex tape. Literally that entire community only befriended Null because they wanted to try and gatekeep the farms from having threads on them. The second they realized he wouldn't stop this user base from doing that, they all started bashing both him and us.

It was a pretty fucking retarded strategy. He thought just because ED gave him a positive article it meant everyone had to polish his bronze. The way he over reacted to the JLH wings stuff just made it funny to pick on him, and he has been a whiny bitch about it ever since. He has more in common with Maddox than he'd like to admit with being butthurt little bitch who can't handle being the butt of the joke for once.

 

[JackoVerde]

The truth is the revival was doomed to fail because g4 as a brand made no sense to revive in the first place. Her chimpout didn't help but the original g4 died for a reason and trying to bring it back was the investor equivalent of playing scratch-off lotto.

i think g4 could have come back as a low budget waynes world esque show.
the problem is it was way overproduced, way overbudget and had way too many staff and grifters.

 

[Berrakh]

He pretty much admitted as much during the big blowout the two had in the aftermath of Ralph's sex tape. Literally that entire community only befriended Null because they wanted to try and gatekeep the farms from having threads on them. The second they realized he wouldn't stop this user base from doing that, they all started bashing both him and us.

This is the spirit of the lolcow as much as any sexual deviancy or refusal to change is— thinking you’re sly or exempt, and crying when you learn otherwise.

 

[Pomniman]

i think g4 could have come back as a low budget waynes world esque show.
the problem is it was way overproduced, way overbudget and had way too many staff and grifters.

Nah, there's no fiscal sense in reviving a dead license for something like that when it'd be cheaper to make a new brand for it. The original g4 floundered for pretty much all of its existence too because it was a lazy attempt at being mtv for gaymers. A revival would rely on nostalgia to have a built-in audience and there wasn't ever much of anything for this phantom audience to pine for so they just plain didn't exist.

 

[JackoVerde]

Nah, there's no fiscal sense in reviving a dead license for something like that when it'd be cheaper to make a new brand for it

lots of dead licenses and brands have been bought on the cheap and rebranded.
look at how many owners the atari brand has gone through, or kodak or tons of other brands
considering g4tv was a dead brand for years, buying it on the cheap and retooling it wouldnt have been that expensive.
you also underestimate how much they spent on the g4tv revival. something insane like mid 10s of millions. they had like 100 staff.

im telling you could could have bought g4tv and rebranded it as a streamer IRL promotion network. just make membership free but they have to have the g4tv brand logo on their stream

 

[Pomniman]

lots of dead licenses and brands have been bought on the cheap and rebranded.
look at how many owners the atari brand has gone through, or kodak or tons of other brands
considering g4tv was a dead brand for years, buying it on the cheap and retooling it wouldnt have been that expensive.
you also underestimate how much they spent on the g4tv revival. something insane like mid 10s of millions. they had like 100 staff.

im telling you could could have bought g4tv and rebranded it as a streamer IRL promotion network. just make ownership free but they have to have the g4tv brand logo on their stream

Have been, sure. Should've been? No.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

Sad to see him completely turn into another faggot who spends all his time on Twitter when he isn't "owning the farms" with totally hilarious gunt guarding.

We should move his thread to the Ralph board because it would low-key hurt Dick's ego and boost Ralph's, which is when they're both at their funniest.

 

[Berrakh]

Sad to see him completely turn into another faggot who spends all his time on Twitter when he isn't "owning the farms" with totally hilarious gunt guarding.

We should move his thread to the Ralph board because it would low-key hurt Dick's ego and boost Ralph's, which is when they're both at their funniest.

It was always his trajectory. Twitter is the fatherland for highly egotistical midwits who simplify life to a few highly malleable axioms.

Also I agree with moving the thread. He is beneath Ralph in terms of entertainment value

 

[AnOminous]

It was always his trajectory. Twitter is the fatherland for highly egotistical midwits who simplify life to a few highly malleable axioms.

I thought that was reddit and Twitter is for outright retards.

 

[Berrakh]

I thought that was reddit and Twitter is for outright retards.

They behave the same way and my vision only works when things are moving. Small price to pay really.

 

[LurkTrawl]

A G4TV reboot wouldn't be that hard, especially if it covered a niche and was non-political. Like having segments for up and coming games that aren't very well known, or a segment breaking down developments in gaming tech like maybe a behind-the-magic segment on Unreal 5 or some shit.

This is the spirit of the lolcow as much as any sexual deviancy or refusal to change is— thinking you’re sly or exempt, and crying when you learn otherwise.

There's also the very lolcow-ish trait of thinking that being nice to other people is an exchange of social currency rather than, you know, just two people not being shitty to each other. Dax buddying up to Null to trollshield is pretty obviously an example of that "you owe me! I was nice to you!" lolcow mindset.

 

[A Sunset]

Sad to see him completely turn into another faggot who spends all his time on Twitter when he isn't "owning the farms" with totally hilarious gunt guarding.

We should move his thread to the Ralph board because it would low-key hurt Dick's ego and boost Ralph's, which is when they're both at their funniest.

I completely agree, move this shit to the Gunt orbiter board. What say you @Null . Shall you humiliate your old online fwend and put him in his rightful place, under he shadow of the Gunt he loves to Guard?

We know that Dick will suck a cock if it’s big enough, so he’d fit right in the gaggle of Homos that is the Gunt Orbiter Sphere.

 

[JustStopDude]

Sad to see him completely turn into another faggot who spends all his time on Twitter when he isn't "owning the farms" with totally hilarious gunt guarding.

I've always assumed that Dick sees himself as like a Howard Stern to Ralph's Stuttering John or whatever member of the Wackpack you want to use. Ralph is a clown to call in and fill in some air time and laugh at.

But like Ralph is live streaming himself drunk driving, in Mexico, with an infant in his car. How is this supposed to be funny?

If Ralph really fucks up and kills someone, this is going to be a terrible look for Dick. His gunt guarding will become a real liability and Ralph is already not popular with his audience.

Going back to the Stern reference, over the years, there were a couple of infamous people that had falling outs with the show because their antics in real life became too much of a liability for the show. I don't get at all what Dick is doing here.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I've always assumed that Dick sees himself as like a Howard Stern to Ralph's Stuttering John or whatever member of the Wackpack you want to use. Ralph is a clown to call in and fill in some air time and laugh at.

But like Ralph is live streaming himself drunk driving, in Mexico, with an infant in his car. How is this supposed to be funny?

If Ralph really fucks up and kills someone, this is going to be a terrible look for Dick. His gunt guarding will become a real liability and Ralph is already not popular with his audience.

Going back to the Stern reference, over the years, there were a couple of infamous people that had falling outs with the show because their antics in real life became too much of a liability for the show. I don't get at all what Dick is doing here.

Look, it's chad and based to be a complete fucking retard that only cares about what low grade pussy you can get, what narcotics you can consume to get high, and what popular opinion he can currently be contrarian to. Nothing else matters to him, he could give less of a shit if Ralph uploaded a video of him butchering Meigh and turning her into glue, he'd have it as a segment on his podcast, make a couple of jokes about it, then go back to bragging about banging whores with subterranean standards.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

I've always assumed that Dick sees himself as like a Howard Stern to Ralph's Stuttering John or whatever member of the Wackpack you want to use. Ralph is a clown to call in and fill in some air time and laugh at.

But like Ralph is live streaming himself drunk driving, in Mexico, with an infant in his car. How is this supposed to be funny?

If Ralph really fucks up and kills someone, this is going to be a terrible look for Dick. His gunt guarding will become a real liability and Ralph is already not popular with his audience.

Going back to the Stern reference, over the years, there were a couple of infamous people that had falling outs with the show because their antics in real life became too much of a liability for the show. I don't get at all what Dick is doing here.

Most of his fans don't care. Like with a lot of right-wing entertainers who are lunatics, all that matters is that Ralph is based, and in fact a lot of them love that he's a piece of shit because they are drones and love to hear stories about the Ralphamaniac being wild and free.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Most of his fans don't care. Like with a lot of right-wing entertainers who are lunatics, all that matters is that Ralph is based, and in fact a lot of them love that he's a piece of shit because they are drones and love to hear stories about the Ralphamaniac being wild and free.

Pretty sure his audience is almost entirely degenerates now. The kind of people who are considered "right-wing" because they want big tiddies in vidya.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Pretty sure his audience is almost entirely degenerates now. The kind of people who are considered "right-wing" because they want big tiddies in vidya.

The kind of people who still openly support Russia in Ukraine because "west bad". Listening to the people who call or write in after Vito put the Ukranian flag up is weaponized cringe.

Dick: "why does everyone think we're a Nazi podcast"

His listeners: "hey Vito I'm a Nazi and I'll sign your khokol flag"

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Most of his fans don't care. Like with a lot of right-wing entertainers who are lunatics, all that matters is that Ralph is based, and in fact a lot of them love that he's a piece of shit because they are drones and love to hear stories about the Ralphamaniac being wild and free.

I don’t think they have any kind of political bent, it’s just a bunch of libertine coomers with rock bottom standards and dorks who aspire to be libertine coomers with rock bottom standards. I don’t think anyone could competently articulate what their political views are or why they feel that way. But they will have an encyclopedic knowledge of porn and drugs.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

I don’t think anyone could competently articulate what their political views are or why they feel that way.

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[Sayer of the N-Word]

I don’t think they have any kind of political bent, it’s just a bunch of libertine coomers with rock bottom standards and dorks who aspire to be libertine coomers with rock bottom standards. I don’t think anyone could competently articulate what their political views are or why they feel that way. But they will have an encyclopedic knowledge of porn and drugs.

Coomer dorks are broadly similar, but the kind of libertine activities they enjoy will split them apart. People who love to suck Keffals' chopped off dick have no problem with the fart porn, but would they be okay with him taking repeated trips to Vegas because he has an addiction to prostitutes?