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[Valstrax]

What's with troons and hyperfixating on the weirdest shit?
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[Permuto]

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What's with troons and hyperfixating on the weirdest shit?
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I don't get it?

 

[Justwandering02]

the comment are a gold mine

Pointed that they are only happy at property destruction because it target the ''rich'' if the vandalism target any fun activity that aren't linked the the stereotypical rich (ex: a children parc in a poor area, those are ironically commonly vandalized) they will be rightfully angry. Definitely the point pass above their head as they say it isn't the same thing, kudoo to cherryjirachi who posted a huge tl:dr to deboonk me

 

[fishercat]

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Pointed that they are only happy at property destruction because it target the ''rich'' if the vandalism target any fun activity that aren't linked the the stereotypical rich (ex: a children parc in a poor area, those are ironically commonly vandalized) they will be rightfully angry. Definitely the point pass above their head as they say it isn't the same thing, kudoo to cherryjirachi who posted a huge tl:dr to deboonk me
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Golf is the most boring sport and the courses getting destroyed is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to it.

 

[Justwandering02]

Golf is the most boring sport and the courses getting destroyed is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to it.

I beg to differ, curling.. (pétanque seem to take the spot as well)

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

Original Tweet:

@SenMikeLee has introduced a bill that would remove porn's First Amendment protections, and effectively prohibit distribution of adult material in the US. FSC is monitoring the bill, and will continue to do so in the new Congress. https://www.lee.senate.gov/services/files/6262B720-BF4B-41B1-8C70-5634CD1D4333
If you're as concerned about the increasing attack on our rights as a community, join us for the FSC Strategy Summit in January. https://www.freespeechcoalition.com/summit
And if you're not already, sign up for FSC Action Alerts, which help us address threats like this in real time. https://action.freespeechcoalition.com/sign-up-for-action-alerts/

https://twitter.com/FSCArmy/status/1603434131710349312

Free Speech Coalition on Twitter: "🚨 @SenMikeLee has introduced a bi…

archived 19 Dec 2022 01:53:43 UTC

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Tumblr esponse:

The first official step towards banning any and all LGBTQ+ art and literature has been taken.

This is what hypersexualizing queer topics was always leading towards. Expect this to be the signal flare that gets some state legislature barreling forward to enact this exact measure, solely so the bill can be struck down, challenged legally, then taken all the way to SCOTUS.

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Repeating what I said on Twitter: This is a good time to remind people that just being LGBTQ in this moment in time can be considered an outright radical act, so anything less than going all-in on the life you want to lead is pointless.

Put another way, if you’re putting actual time and energy into respectability right now, do everyone *and* yourself a huge favor, and stop wasting your time.

You can’t negotiate with Christian Terrorists.

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EDIT:

To be perfectly clear on this – I made this post in the interests of calling attention to its inevitable end result. I thought (wrongly) it would be taken as a given/it would be implied that I fully think the bill, and any bills like it, are a bad thing, period, end of story. SESTA/FOSTA was a disaster. Anything that further criminalizes sex work and pushes for divorcing people from their bodies/sexuality is just plain wrong.

I will be blunt, though, and say that the people saying ‘it won’t go that far’ need to look again at Evangelicalism, and how far it’s willing to go. The fall of Roe was orchestrated over decades of bills exactly like this, field tested in state and federal legislatures, over and over again. It starts here, but it ends with something far worse. And in this case, it’s starting with an easy target: sex work. And as with Roe, it will inevitably wash up on the shores of even The Cishets, while the ruling class continues to do whatever they want, with whomever they want.

Now is absolutely the time to push back against this. Failing to do so just emboldens the people who introduce bills like this. Harsh backlash is needed, right now, against the rising tide of Christian Fascism/Terrorism, and if you happen to think otherwise, then, I’m sorry/not sorry: you’re just not paying close enough attention.

Dog of Blud

The first official step towards banning any and all LGBTQ+ art and literature has been taken. This is what hypersexualizing queer topics was always leading towards. Expect this to be the signal flare...

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Dog of Blud — The first official step towards banning any and...

archived 19 Dec 2022 01:50:08 UTC

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My response:
no u lol

(More seriously, you are the ones who claim that being queer has nothing to do with getting laid yet simultaneously insis that pornography is a fundamental part of the queer experience, down to regularly holding pride parades where you do stuff that would get straight/cisgender people arrested under decency laws. You are the ones who think that even the slightest bit of opposition to queerness is literally no different from throwing them off rooftops, hence anti-queer people are the ones who should stop bother negotiating with your narcissism and not bother with respectability. You are the ones doing the divorcing, since 'the friendship of the thighs' is best done in a marriage that founds and evelops the family; doing thi stuff recreationally betrays that purpose. You are the ones who started with anti-sodomy bills, field tested the increasingly pro-queer legislature, and eventually just rammed through with disregard with due process and enforced things through mob rule, you legislating from the bench. You are the ones who profit off queer suffering. You are the ones who ar emboldened by Republican decor and enabling.
Then again, the idea tha the First Amendment permitted pornography was... apparently never actually legislated? Moreover, would pornography of children play a part in this?)

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Golf is the most boring sport and the courses getting destroyed is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to it.

That is the most ass backwards thing about golf. Your whole point is to play the least of it you can. mini golf that shit is fun all day not gonna lie.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

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In case you want to see the really batshit side of the fandom. And yes it exists. NSFW

EDIT: This rabbit hole goes deeper
and deeper
and deeper
It seems Lalondes is actually not the author of this fic but they're apparently good friends with the person who wrote it from what I'm reading.

EDIT 2: Here's the actual author huffing their own farts about how the fandom knows the show better than the creators.
I legit had no idea the South Park fandom was such an untapped goldmine of wank.

I normally wouldn't reply to a post from years ago, but this buttmunch just got published in the New York Times editorial section:

Opinion | Louisa May Alcott, the Author of Little Women, Identified w…

archived 26 Dec 2022 00:26:50 UTC

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[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

 

[Weirder Feet]

Here's a cute one.

 

[Markass the Worst]

I don't get it?

It's them whining about being "gatekept" from gender affirming care and not being able to get surgery to cut off their dick NOW NOW NOW.

 

[Weirder Feet]

Fun with AI.

 

[Directing]

(not actually written by an AI, but a human imitating early AI style. This is years old and far too coherent and deliberately funny for the AI of that time)

 

[Weirder Feet]

(not actually written by an AI, but a human imitating early AI style. This is years old and far too coherent and deliberately funny for the AI of that time)

Huh, the more you know.

Since I'm already here, have a movie pitch.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

I’m sorry if this doesn’t exactly go along with the thread, but good god tumblr anarchists tend to be just as retarded and childish as tumblr communists.

Spoiler

There’s a lot more but I’m not spending my entire Saturday morning screenshotting entire threads of this shit.

These guys aren’t even SJWs, they’ll rightfully mock progressives and communists before touting their just as unattainable ideology. And if you criticize their viewpoint they’re just as likely to name call and sling their shit.
But feel free to give me top hats if you think I’m looking too deep into this.

Here’s the thread from the last two shots: https://www.tumblr.com/johnnytortuga/705962050905636864/sure-if-you-say-so-becky

 

[Markass the Worst]

I’m sorry if this doesn’t exactly go along with the thread, but good god tumblr anarchists tend to be just as retarded and childish as tumblr communists.

Spoiler

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There’s a lot more but I’m not spending my entire Saturday morning screenshotting entire threads of this shit.

These guys aren’t even SJWs, they’ll rightfully mock progressives and communists before touting their just as unattainable ideology. And if you criticize their viewpoint they’re just as likely to name call and sling their shit.
But feel free to give me top hats if you think I’m looking too deep into this.

Here’s the thread from the last two shots: https://www.tumblr.com/johnnytortuga/705962050905636864/sure-if-you-say-so-becky

I haven't seen this much sperging over stop signs ever since I've witnessed urbanists go off about how terrible they are and should be removed.

 

[Weirder Feet]

Anyone know of any shows with this premise? I'm interested.

 

[fishercat]

Anyone know of any shows with this premise? I'm interested.

Or the opposite of what those "irl psychic" shows are actually about: tricking people. Cold reading is a method among those scam artists where the "psychics" allow the audience to fill in the blanks by leaving open-ended questions phrased as statements.

"I'm feeling a pain in the chest..."
"My father died of a heart attack."
"Yes! Your father is speaking to me!"

Watching a show about someone doing the opposite of cold reading would be mildly entertaining. Though honestly someone just making baseless super specific assumptions and insisting that it's the truth just sounds like a manic episode.

 

[Party City wig sale]

Anyone know of any shows with this premise? I'm interested.

CBS Ghosts has moments like that! It's a comedy show about a woman who acquires the ability to see and talk to ghosts after a near-death experience. She has to play off things that she only knows because one of the ghosts told her by lying about it (poorly). It's pretty good imo, something fun and light hearted to watch.

 

[Weirder Feet]

CBS Ghosts has moments like that! It's a comedy show about a woman who acquires the ability to see and talk to ghosts after a near-death experience. She has to play off things that she only knows because one of the ghosts told her by lying about it (poorly). It's pretty good imo, something fun and light hearted to watch.

Sounds interesting, thanks!

Here's another fun story idea.