Hogwarts Legacy - Harry Potter open world RPG (no trannies allowed)

Remember, Brianna Wu still wants to boycott Hogwarts Legacy, because, like all of Brianna Wu's mental logics, Hogwarts Legacy is GamerGate.

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Of all the games that had to make the trannies seethe, it had to be the Harry Potter game
It dosen't even look that interesting from what I've seen
Just another bland open world AAA bore
But yet, the fact that these freaks are losing their minds over this one game is funny as shit
I just wish the game was actually interesting, and not Harry Potter related
 
Of all the games that had to make the trannies seethe, it had to be the Harry Potter game
It dosen't even look that interesting from what I've seen
Just another bland open world AAA bore
But yet, the fact that these freaks are losing their minds over this one game is funny as shit
I just wish the game was actually interesting, and not Harry Potter related
You can be an evil dark overlord in this game.
 
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Of all the games that had to make the trannies seethe, it had to be the Harry Potter game
It dosen't even look that interesting from what I've seen
Just another bland open world AAA bore
But yet, the fact that these freaks are losing their minds over this one game is funny as shit
I just wish the game was actually interesting, and not Harry Potter related
They're seething because this game came out after JK Rowling made it clear she doesn't fully agree with them. If this came out ten years ago or even six years ago they'd be praising this more than they'd praise the creator of titty skittles.
 
Let's run down the list of Alternates:
  • Visual Novel
  • Dating Sim
  • Farm Sim

You have two weeks to save the harvest festival! Tend your garden and collect plants for spells and rituals to help the villagers of Flora. After all, if magic isn't for solving everyday problems, what’s the point of a village witch anyway? A cozy story filled with chaos, friendship, and romance!
  • Puzzle
  • Adventure
  • Simulation
Welcome to Cozy Grove, a game about camping on a haunted, ever-changing island. As a Spirit Scout, you'll wander the island's forest each day, finding new hidden secrets and helping soothe the local ghosts. With a little time and a lot of crafting, you'll bring color and joy back to Cozy Grove!
  • Farming Sim
  • Dating Sim
  • Multiplayer
Build your farm and relationships with townsfolk, or forge ahead on a quest of magic, monsters, and dragons. Level up through a skill tree in 8 person multiplayer, or adventure solo!
  • Action
  • Adventure
  • RPG
Moonbury's residents need healing, and you're the best chemist around! With your trusty tools, a brewing cauldron, and a canine companion at your side, you'll need to diagnose symptoms, gather ingredients, brew potions, and cure ailments in this open-ended sim RPG.
  • Farming Sim
  • Dating Sim
  • Adventure
Join Tara on a heartfelt journey to become a witch in Wylde Flowers. Farm by day, and cast spells by night as you craft your cottagecore life and bond with your coven. Come to know and love the fully voice acted characters of Fairhaven, as you unravel a local mystery.
  • Simulation
  • Puzzle
  • Crafting
Potion Craft is an alchemist simulator where you physically interact with your tools and ingredients to brew potions. You're in full control of the whole shop: invent new recipes, attract customers and experiment to your heart's content. Just remember: the whole town is counting on you.
  • Simulation
  • Puzzle
  • Adventure
Little Witch in the Woods tells the story of Ellie, an apprentice witch. Explore the mystical forest, help the charming residents, and experience the daily life of the witch.
  • Turn-Based
  • RPG
  • Adventure
A turn-based tactical RPG about a group of troublesome magic students. Use timing mechanics to power your spells and block attacks, explore the twisted halls of a vast magic school, fight challenging monsters and bosses, and uncover dark secrets never meant to be found.
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Yes, this is actually on the list.
  • Deck Builder
  • Roguelike
  • Strategy
We fused card games and roguelikes together to make the best single player deckbuilder we could. Craft a unique deck, encounter bizarre creatures, discover relics of immense power, and Slay the Spire!
  • Platformer
  • Atmospheric
  • Action
“Ori and the Blind Forest” tells the tale of a young orphan destined for heroics, through a visually stunning action-platformer crafted by Moon Studios for PC.
Pro Tip: You can save "Spoons" by not interacting with Social Media.
 
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I avoided Harry Potter like the plague in my adult years because the fandom was absurdly obnoxious. I was wrong to do so-- I've been fully embracing the HP train and it's been fun as fuck. Plus now it's a way of saying you're based.

Troons and their handmaidens crying genocide over playing this game can suck my 11 ¼ inch Alder wood wand with a unicorn core. Meet me at the Ravenclaw common room and do it, faggot.
Oh. You can't cuz you're seething and dilating. That's ok, I'll be flying on my cool birb I got from the digital deluxe edition while you get to the 4th line on the orange dilator.

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I fucking love magic.
 
I'm waiting for JKR to write something where the Protagonist is the great wizard Terfarious, or something along those lines.

(I'm also keeping my fingers crossed that they implment my spell suggestion that forcibly detransitions someone "Pervertus Revertus!")

Pro Tip: You can save "Spoons" by not interacting with Social Media.

Every time I hear "spoons" being mentioned by trannies and other retards I want to shove that spoon straight up their ass until they can taste it.
 
The trannies want people to compromise buying and enjoying something because of how it negatively affects them, all while they are not willing to compromise on anything they do that negatively affects the rest of the people. Fuck that.

This guy, who immediately states he isn't a HP fan, eloquently explains why he is buying the game. Also, the seething in the comments, and replies to said seething, is funny.
TL;DW: The game offers a chance at being part of a "magic academy." Other games, such as Skyrim and Dragon Age: Origins, attempted but failed at this because they couldn't flesh them out enough. "What I want is Bully, but with wizards."

This game was going to move units because of being HP related, but if it ends up scratching the "magic academy" itch that people have had for a long time, then it will move even more units through that subsequent word of mouth.
 
Every time I hear "spoons" being mentioned by trannies and other retards I want to shove that spoon straight up their ass until they can taste it.
It's complete bull shit too. If you tell people "I don't have the energy for that/I can't deal with that right now" they understand and energy is a fluid concept after all and we all get tired and out of it at times. Turning that easily understood concept into spoons because you're some Tumblrite bitch who needs attention just doesn't work, you're abstracting to something that has nothing to do with the subject at all when you could easily just go for something like fuel that would also be easier to understand.

Everything these people do is just so tiresome and begging for attention.
 
The trannies want people to compromise buying and enjoying something because of how it negatively affects them, all while they are not willing to compromise on anything they do that negatively affects the rest of the people. Fuck that.

I think you've found the crux of the entire situation. Trans people want everything, and are willing to give nothing.
 
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