The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Fornicario]

You must have missed that meeting. I'll DM you the info to join the secret drone thread. Sorry!

Shut the fuck up! Do you know how hard it was to sell that as a Chinese weather ballon?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

My drone identifies as an RC car. Respect my chassis identity, you bigot.

Sorry man it's over. I fucked up and mentioned the club. It's on me, puzzle piece away.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If anyone wants to see the drone footage, Google searching for "shemale lesbian teen piss orgy" turns up all the videos.

 

[WTFNonsense]

If anyone wants to see the drone footage, Google searching for "shemale lesbian teen piss orgy" turns up all the videos.

I will not be googling that.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I will not be googling that.

Wants to see the videos but doesn't want to do any work. Typical.

 

[Cereal Experiments Grain]

With all of those idiots and all of those guns there wasn't even one instance of friendly fire. To me that's the real disappointment. It seemed like it was only a matter of time before some troon accidentally culled one of their own. I never get my way.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

With all of those idiots and all of those guns there wasn't even one instance of friendly fire. To me that's the real disappointment. It seemed like it was only a matter of time before some troon accidentally culled one of their own. I never get my way.

Are you sure there's only alpacas in the death pits? There were quite a few field trannies and I'm not sure we were able to account for all of them.

 

[Temperance]

Something's up...
As part of their Patreon [x] perks, the Tranchers promise daily updates (usually a few new pictures of their animals) and a weekly video.

Shiteater Jen took over managing the Patreon in August 2022, and he was pretty good about keeping on top of the daily updates. He was quite proud of his work.

Spoiler: More

However, I just checked and was surprised to see that they haven't posted anything on Patreon in six days. Very unusual & possibly unprecedented for them - even if they're lazy or busy with the move, taking a few photos and uploading them only takes a couple minutes. RIP Jen...?
Most recent update:

Spoiler: More

See also: https://www.patreon.com/TenaciousUnicornRanch/posts

 

[Cereal Experiments Grain]

Are you sure there's only alpacas in the death pits? There were quite a few field trannies and I'm not sure we were able to account for all of them.

That's not out of the realm of possibility. Most of these troons could go missing and few would miss them. I could see them accidentally shooting one of the laborers and being dumb enough to think hiding them within the alpaca pile is a bright idea. It could make one hell of an episode on a true crime show.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Bonnie has spoken. [A]

Edit: I’m confused because Kevin said a friend has been visiting for a few days. [A]

 

[Temperance]

With all of those idiots and all of those guns there wasn't even one instance of friendly fire. To me that's the real disappointment. It seemed like it was only a matter of time before some troon accidentally culled one of their own. I never get my way.

Are you sure there's only alpacas in the death pits? There were quite a few field trannies and I'm not sure we were able to account for all of them.

That's not out of the realm of possibility. Most of these troons could go missing and few would miss them. I could see them accidentally shooting one of the laborers and being dumb enough to think hiding them within the alpaca pile is a bright idea. It could make one hell of an episode on a true crime show.

Can we get an F in chat for @TransgirlTac, the fedposting incel ex-mil field serf who's been missing for a month? What a terrible fate...



He possibly joined the Tranch in June 2022, but I don't think he actually moved in with them until October/November. He only finished packing up his old apartment in December. Awful timing!




He presumably served as a field serf (replacing the old ones who Penny banished), and he also ran one of the Tranch's militia accounts on Twitter (@UnicornBDE).



He really loved fedposting:

Spoiler: Bunch more fedposting

He was also depressed and a borderline-incel:

Spoiler: More

LMAO:

Unrelated, but I thought this was funny:

Not very #ACAB of him!

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@TransgirlTac hasn't had any twitter activity since Jan 5th. Considering how he's a new arrival and isn't part of Penny's polycule, I strongly doubt they'll be bringing him to Penny's parents' house. I wouldn't be surprised if he's already been kicked out... or maybe he's buried in the mass grave! RIP

 

[Ray William Johnson]

>infantryman
Did they just misgender themselves?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I wouldn't be surprised if he's already been kicked out... or maybe he's buried in the mass grave! RIP

"Dumb ol' cadaver dog, keeps telling us to dig and it's just an alpaca."

 

[Soup Sammiches]

"Dumb ol' cadaver dog, keeps telling us to dig and it's just an alpaca."

Jeez Auntie that really adds a sinister tone to this I hadn't considered. What all IS in those graves?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Is Jen looking for an 'attaboy' simply for doing his fucking job of managing the Patreon beggar's bowl? At this rate he's gonna break his arm, patting himself on the back.

 

[norbo]

Thanks for posting! You're right that it doesn't look like the Tranch. I'm betting they've been busy hauling their hoard of junk over to Penny's parents' house, and they're just spending the night there - not fully moved out yet.
It's a 3.5 hour drive:
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They still have them, AFAIK. At least seven, maybe more. I know there are five big guard dogs, and two cattle dogs. Paul recently mentioned the guard dogs:
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I'm fully expecting the Tranchers to bring their dogs, cats, and ducks/chickens over to Penny's parents' property. I think the sheep, goats, and most of the alpacas will be rehomed. They'll probably keep Pepe the Vicuna and maybe a couple other alpacas just to show off in photos and pretend like everything's fine.

Were his parents able to live in reality, that google maps image and time to travel is a countdown to your own doom. Just imagine you had only 3.5 hours left of life where you didn't have to deal with psycho trannies and the smell of never able to heal axe wounds all over the place. I think I just shivered.

Thoughts and prayers

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Is Jen looking for an 'attaboy' simply for doing his fucking job of managing the Patreon beggar's bowl? At this rate he's gonna break his arm, patting himself on the back.

These men are narcissists. They need constant validation and affirmation.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Can we get an F in chat for @TransgirlTac, the fedposting incel ex-mil field serf who's been missing for a month? What a terrible fate...

I love the neck snapping whiplash of "HUUUR GRRRRRRR MANLY QUEERS SHOOTING FASCISTS AND KILLING THE TRANSPHOBES!" to "Uwu am smol and lonli, why no programmer gf for me?"

They can't help themselves but be men while trying to act (badly) like women.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I have a friend who listens to that "Behind the Bastards" show. He cited them when I tried to explain the Tranch was in fact, fucked beyond all forgiveness. Poor sod.

 

[stupid frog]

I have a friend who listens to that "Behind the Bastards" show. He cited them when I tried to explain the Tranch was in fact, fucked beyond all forgiveness. Poor sod.

Wish it said "had a friend".