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Guido is a slur now and not a male firstname anymore? And it's a slur against Italians???

I'm so confused right now.
It's both a name and a "slur", like Paddy. It's fine to call a Paddy "Paddy" if his name actually is Paddy, but not "a Paddy" or "the Paddy". If you called him Paddy because you knew he was a Paddy but had no way of knowing his name was Paddy, you're skating on thin ice but got away with it.
Now just transfer that knowledge from potato-niggers to spaghetti-niggers.
 
It's both a name and a "slur", like Paddy. It's fine to call a Paddy "Paddy" if his name actually is Paddy, but not "a Paddy" or "the Paddy". If you called him Paddy because you knew he was a Paddy but had no way of knowing his name was Paddy, you're skating on thin ice but got away with it.
Now just transfer that knowledge from potato-niggers to spaghetti-niggers.
I kind of feel called out. My birth name is Paddy O'Furniture..
 
I'm glad Lucas is getting what he's been giving everyone else for a year, and he's losing that precious Twitter following of his to boot -- and he can't use bots anymore. What a sweet lolcow. At this point he should become a truscum or 4chan /lgbt/ tweeter, but the optics-obsessed truscum will want nothing to do with the constant circus that surrounds Keffals, and the /lgbt/tards probably want to stay far away from Keffals' underage, marginally less depressed fans who use r/egg_irl and r/traa.
 
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Come on Keffals, you said yesterday that you would be streaming again today. You're going to have to do your cope and damage control non-apology eventually, might as well get it over with.
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which one of you did this
When sitting in a chair and silently watching videos is just too exhausting for you.
 
It is very interesting that the first person that keffals spergs on is a woman, while at least three men talked before her. He literally can't stop embarrassing himself in front of people who know how to conduct themselves publicly, like a pig invited to a banquet, he covers himself in shit and sling it at every passer by, while the mario guy, who is sticking up for him, literally begs him to keep his retardation to a limit.
 
I don't know how they do it. To own a community so dangerous that could be turned onto you pretty easily and eat you alive would make me paranoid as fuck.
The more """normal""" types in those groups are paranoid as fuck, you just don't see them because they know to keep their heads down and their mouths shut when these kinds of issues are brewing. The loud ones either sang the right tune at the right time or have rubbed enough shoulders with the right people to know they can be as loud as they want, but that kind of 'good will' only goes so far. It's a house of cards, and when a card at the top falls, the rest crumble and suddenly everyone comes out of the woodwork to add their spit to the fresh corpse.
 
I hope all the stupid new faggots who joined us during the #dropkiwifarms shit and kept honking about how we needed to fight back by contacting right-wing press and filing lawsuits and mass-reporting tweets are finally understanding why they were wrong.

The show always goes on, and the ending is always the same, whether or not we throw popcorn at it.
 
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The keffals kill count remains tied with us at zero... for now.

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Maybe.
 
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I hope all the stupid new faggots who joined us during the #dropkiwifarms shit and kept honking about how we needed to fight back by contacting right-wing press and filing lawsuits and mass-reporting tweets are finally understanding why they were wrong.

The show always goes on, and the ending is always the same, whether or not we throw popcorn at it.
We were pretty damn close to the edge. It came down to only a couple people not giving in.
 
Is Fredo a more common slur than Guido? This is the first time I've heard of the term.

Also I thought it was wop, not WAP?
(it means wet-ass pussy, which he wishes he had)
Was this list made by the King Retard himself?
The cardd is a subtle joke. It is a parody of woke identity politics and the oppression olympics. No one is actually being called a WAP or demanding to be called Italianx.
 
His KGG followers are being driven to suicide because he's being bullied by mean people on twitter.
I like that they know they're going to hell.
I wanna be optimistic though and hope that they actually get banned from streaming.
Reminder that Narcissa talked about shooting up twitch and got his "lifetime ban" overturned. Troons are always exempts.
To give the trans community a little bit of slack (and I guess Keffles to certain extent).
This has absolutely nothing to do with slurs or any racism. It’s 100% because Keffles got $100,000 within like a week and then did nothing with it.
Hard disagree. He has had the 100k for a long time. The majority of them looked the other way. Only other clout chasers were pissed about it. What really stung Lucas was going against their religion. He talked to keemstar and other "Fascists", he said the dreaded retarded word, and then had the nerve to "digital blackface" during nigger month.
Do you guys think that when people like Keffals, Ethan Klein and Lindsay Ellis slip up and say something vaguely offensive and their audience tries to ruin their lives they have a moment of clarity and think "I've created a monster"?
Realistically, they probably do, but they're also suffering from unwarranted self importance, so they quickly dismiss it as "the haters." I mean, who can blame them? Their sycophants always lose interest after a bit anyway.
Ethan sat down ahead of time with that deepfake video of that dumb bitch crying and it never occurred to him that it was a bad idea to mock it until he was on air.
In short, these people are fucking broken in fundamental ways that many people aren't and they have no regard for anyone but themselves.
 
Is Fredo a more common slur than Guido? This is the first time I've heard of the term.

Also I thought it was wop, not WAP?
(it means wet-ass pussy, which he wishes he had)
Was this list made by the King Retard himself?

Disgraced journalist Chris Cuomo compared being called Fredo to the n word

EDIT: nevermind i am late to make this comparison
 
keffals really does do the same thing endlessly eh? at least people are slowly catching on and getting tired of his shit. i think he knows hes on borrowed time and before ya know it nobody is gonna care about him no matter what dumb stunts he pulls and that is when we see the dawn of the new age of keffals where he joins ralph for a pill stream.
 
Reminder that Narcissa talked about shooting up twitch and got his "lifetime ban" overturned. Troons are always exempts.
To be fair Narcissa Cosmo Kramer is still a notable figure in the Autistic Speedrunning community. I understand from Twitch's perspective that they give more slack to an actual gamer.

Meanwhile Keffals has absolutely nothing to do with video games or the entertainment genre. I'm actually shocked that Amazon permits Keffals and Hasan Piker and I hope the hammer drops at some point forcing Twitch to only have gaming content. It's surprising to me how YouTube has had to bend over backwards to please advertisers while Twitch is essentially the biggest softcore porn site.
 
It's surprising to me how YouTube has had to bend over backwards to please advertisers while Twitch is essentially the biggest softcore porn site.
Youtube relies on advertiser money, twitch takes a pimp fee out of every superberry. Twitch could allow full-on hardcore fetish porn streams and make even more money, and the only reason they don't is that companies over a certain size live in perpetual terror of getting randomly cut off by their payment processors, which tends to happen to porn platforms without warning or explanation.
 
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