Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I think there is something wrong with his ability to comprehend reality and process stimuli. No sane person would behave like this for so long.
I am completly convinced Pat sees reality differently than a normal person does, his delusions are extremly pronounced. He will break eventually and i am very curious what his actual breaking point will be, i'm split between Quasi/Jerry Jen's goons coming to collect or when Nikki eventually leaves his fat ass. Rick's "thinking meats" are a lot more fucked than those of the average cow.
 
Patrick is Divorced
Patrick is overweight
Patrick is addicted to alcohol
Patrick is addicted to his twitter
Patrick is unemployed
Patrick has an ugly wife
Patrick has a lein on his unit
Patrick is in Debt of over 40,000$ to people who call him fat on the internet
Patrick will never see the only child he produced.
Patrick S Tomlinson is fat and i would not lein on his unit
 
"No, stalker. We don't have your name. But we will, and soon. Enjoy prison."
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"No, stalker. We don't have your name. But we will, and soon. Enjoy prison."
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You gotta love how any sympathy people have for him likely dries up once they see how Pat interacts with these "stalkers ". You can see it in the podcasts or other times when normies have been somewhat sympathetic. It becomes very clear (as it did to all us hence why we're here) that Pat is doing nothing to fix his situation and just perpetuates the trolling as if it's some symbiosis.
"But we will, and soon. Enjoy prison."
Normal people don't talk like this Pat. It also look pathetically inept given you've been saying that for literally years now kek.
 
It still cracks me up that he went on that Stalking podcast. Not exactly tough guy behavior. It's all about women telling horror stories of horrific violence and abuse and then here comes Pat whining about getting called fat on Twitter. He thinks he's a bigger victim than any of those women too. My favorite Pat interactions are when someone who doesn't know him asks the obvious questions like "why don't you just ignore them?" and Pat goes into cunt mode and makes it painfully obvious why he gets fucked with constantly. He tried that once for like a week and it didn't work so just shut up and leave Twitter to the pros.
 
Happy 1500 pages, I bring you Worm and Slug analyst Pat making a third appearance on the bigfoot show. On the previous two segments (1 & 2) he made it about Hollywood films but this time it has to be different, it'd be too cartoonish even for him if all he has to offer is "durrr this is just like in the movies!!"


from S04E08, I'm too amused by these clips lol. This is the entirety of his "contribution" I'm not leaving any Pat out.
 
Is that supposed to be clever? Night has no meaning somewhere there is no day.
Could have easily made it clever by making it "It was a cold-dark night in space - as it always is." or something.
But Pat is too dumb - and fat - for even something as simple as that.

Happy 1500 pages to all you childs and stalkers, by the way.

Normal people don't talk like this Pat.
I'm afraid I'll have to give you a rainbow on this one.
Because yeah - Normal people don't.
But god knows Redditors fucking do. He is the ultimate redditor.
 
"No, stalker. We don't have your name. But we will, and soon. Enjoy prison."
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Him denying that he knows who dan mullen is is the ultimate cope. He goes around claiming that “as soon as we have their identities, they go to jail” and yet he literally has two of their identities and nothing has happened. He’ll just keep saying this forever, because it lets him be a victim forever. Does he really think no one will wonder how the totally real investigation by totally real cops can’t figure out who dan is, despite his name being all over this thread and the entire other forum?

Edit to add happy 1500 pages - pat, if you’re reading, maybe try to limit yourself to that many calories per day for a little while? Because of how fat you are.
 
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Happy 1500 pages
Pat had a total brain fart looks like we arent getting any new books for a while #amfat
What will the world do without another book full of insipid, lazy science fiction by a pig-headed fatso? On the other hand Earnest Fatingway is going to need a hit to pay Quasi back, so I guess I am rooting for Quasi by proxy in that regard.
 
I'll bite the bullet and read Gate Crashers then since apparently it's part of the same series as Starship Repo but there's no mention of if one is a sequel or if they're just a shared universe. I guess maybe it's just part of that two book contract that got mentioned a little ways back but they're otherwise unrelated. Would a chapter-by-chapter critique would be the way to do it? I guess that's making the assumption that each chapter will have something worthwhile to discuss. Open to suggestions on what people want to hear. I guess I should go back and find the Repo review and see how people liked that
I have Gate Crashers but couldn't get past the first paragraph. If you start a thread for this in the Art & Literature section I'll do book club with you. I honestly do want to read it - I got through a few chapters of The Ark and it's just bad and boring, but Gate Crashers looks like Torque doing Joss Wheden digging up Douglas Adams and pissing on his skull.
 
Him denying that he knows who dan mullen is is the ultimate cope. He goes around claiming that “as soon as we have their identities, they go to jail” and yet he literally has two of their identities and nothing has happened. He’ll just keep saying this forever, because it lets him be a victim forever. Does he really think no one will wonder how the totally real investigation by totally real cops can’t figure out who dan is, despite his name being all over this thread and the entire other forum?

Edit to add happy 1500 pages - pat, if you’re reading, maybe try to limit yourself to that many calories per day for a little while? Because of how fat you are.
Taking a step back, it’s almost impressive that he keeps invoking LEO when he has so much to hide:
  1. He vandalized his own property (with an erasable marker) for sure
  2. He has emailed himself/associates posing as the atalker childs
  3. He might have swatted himself at least once or twice. (Not the night of the tiny faucet dick, but other times. I believe this but I’m not sure of it like I am of the first two.)
McGut the Crime Cuck, you are playing a risky game inviting the cops into your life constantly.
 
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