Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Nanashi no kiwi]

So a self-proclaimed "neurodivergent" they/them with anime hair.

Sounds about right.

2. Instagram (private)
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I'm willing to believe she was hired solely on the basis of this dye job. Clearly she and Charity are soul-mates.

Also, isn't EDS one of those conditions that are trendy with munchies at the moment?

 

[Yoitsmewhatsup]

Christ his fucking skull looks like a stone head you'd find in some overgrown and abandoned ruins deep in the fucking Amazon, some dark temple to a fucking Pre-Columbian god of sexual deviance. Its what Lovecraft would describe as Cyclopean.
No wonder I had no luck modelling that fucking ashtray, its too much.

I can’t unsee that image now lmfao, he definitely has to be up there among one of the most repulsive I’ve seen. Just imagine this dude hovering over you right before he commits a “consent accident”

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Dear Mother, You are a coward. You prioritize your reputation above your love and well being of your child. You are toxic.

random.txt material honestly, the "You are toxic." at the end is chef's kiss/10.

 

[KingFrampt]

ATTN: ALL FARMERS, PASTORALISTS, AND HARVESTERS—HONEYCOMB.IO HAS A NEW HIRE!!!!
I REPEAT: HONEYCOMB.IO HAS A NEW HIRE!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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Alyss Noland, former Director of Product Management at GitHub, has proudly proclaimed she is the newest employee of the Honeycomb.io staff. Complete with making bee puns with her new brick-faced transvestite employer on her public post.

Spoiler: Her LinkedIn CV

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Using her LinkedIn CV as a starting point, let's see what we get when we look up “Alyss Noland” “Texas”.

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Google returns the following:
a) Her LinkedIn page (already linked above)
b) Her Twitter (indicating “she/they” pronouns and with a photorealistic, AI-generated avatar): Original | Nitter 1 | Nitter 2
c) An episode of Screaming on the Cloud where she talks about “defining and nurturing a self-supporting community.” | Said podcast also gives further links to other identities and projects (more on that later).
d) Her Slideshare.net account: Original | Archive

Circling back to her appearance on that podcast, the podcast transcript actually provides us links to her Twitch page.
About on her Twitch profile, shown as below:

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PreciselyAlyss is the same alias that's used on her Twitter account. Let's see what Google returns when I look up "PreciselyAlyss".

Spoiler: I forgot that Google does infinite scroll now

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1. GitHub
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2. Instagram (private)
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3. TikTok (public; archive of videos as below)
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Spoiler: TikTok video archive

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4. Dev.to
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There's a lot more that I can comb through on the "PreciselyAlyss" train, but I think you guys get the idea.

Their email is anakhimel.br@gmail.com, they seem pretty uninteresting

 

[The Internet Dick]

I remember this creep talking about how he’d teach college classes on what a terrible administrator Josh is. That he’s teach people about his censorship efforts as part of a course, fantasising about gloating over the fact he destroyed the internet.

Lol.

To Null's credit, he's managed to successfully counter every move Fong-Jones, self-styled UBER-GENIUS, has made. Despite this cartoony Bond villain troon's best efforts, the Farms is still here. We're still here. I only wish Null could find a way to nail this self-mutilating psycho in court. All it would take would be identifying and establishing a direct link between Fong-Jones and the people conducting these incessant cyberattacks on the site.

If I had to guess, I'd say honeycomb.io is the link, nothing more than a front company partly or entirely bankrolled by Fong-Jones, who claims to be a field CTO, an employee, but who is more than likely the queen bee of that operation. Why do I think that? The honeycomb.io business model (from what I can glean) can't possibly work, although they might actually do legitimate business to keep up appearances. Another thing is the honeybee motif, which shows up wherever Fong-Jones has a presence. Fucking troons are autists and autists are slaves to pattern. honeycomb.io exists solely as a means by which Fong-Jones can wage his illegal cyber-campaigns without being directly implicated in shady shit.

It's a theory, anyway.

 

[AnOminous]

All it would take would be identifying and establishing a direct link between Fong-Jones and the people conducting these incessant cyberattacks on the site.

I doubt this criminal will be taken down directly by anything the Farms does, but someone with his low level of intellectual functioning combined with his arrogance and propensity for crime will eventually fuck up and end his career, such as it is.

 

[Dread First]

Their email is anakhimel.br@gmail.com, they seem pretty uninteresting

1) Please advise how you obtained this email address. Have I Been Pwned indicates the above email address was caught in multiple data breaches.

2) They “seem pretty uninteresting” until you realise she's been talking to Elliot since March 2018 at the earliest.

Wayback Machine is unreliable in a post-DKF world, but there were still some tweets that haven't been scrubbed.
Nothing of note beyond Alyss bonding with Elliot over their autoimmune deficiencies.

a. Archived Tweet 1 | Wayback Machine

b. Archived Tweet 2 | Wayback Machine

c. Archived Tweet 3 | Wayback Machine


3) We are simply a 4-digit year away from gleaning her Date of Birth. Currently, we are at 16 March, by sheer virtue of her public admissions on Twitter.
She even gives us a handy little hint on where to start: that, like Solomon Grundy, she too was born on a Monday.



Using the above information (plus what was established in my previous post), let us assume that Elliot hired someone within their age bracket (b. 1985-1989).

Per TimeAndDate.com, there is only one (likely) year that specifically has 16 March fall on a Monday: 1987 – the same year that Elliot was born.

For the sake of thoroughness, let us assume we have two dates of birth to work with: 16 March 1981 (presumably unlikely because her IRL photos still show she is young-ish) or 16 March 1987 (this one I am biased toward, but I'll hold judgement for a time when further digging can corroborate such an assumption). She lives in Austin, TX (Travis County).

 

[Fetish Roulette]

1) Please advise how you obtained this email address. Have I Been Pwned indicates the above email address was caught in multiple data breaches.

2) They “seem pretty uninteresting” until you realise she's been talking to Elliot since March 2018 at the earliest.
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Wayback Machine is unreliable in a post-DKF world, but there were still some tweets that haven't been scrubbed.
Nothing of note beyond Alyss bonding with Elliot over their autoimmune deficiencies.

a. Archived Tweet 1 | Wayback Machine
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b. Archived Tweet 2 | Wayback Machine
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c. Archived Tweet 3 | Wayback Machine
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3) We are simply a 4-digit year away from gleaning her Date of Birth. Currently, we are at 16 March, by sheer virtue of her public admissions on Twitter.
She even gives us a handy little hint on where to start: that, like Solomon Grundy, she too was born on a Monday.
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Using the above information (plus what was established in my previous post), let us assume that Elliot hired someone within their age bracket (b. 1985-1989).

Per TimeAndDate.com, there is only one (likely) year that specifically has 16 March fall on a Monday: 1987 – the same year that Elliot was born.
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For the sake of thoroughness, let us assume we have two dates of birth to work with: 16 March 1981 (presumably unlikely because her IRL photos still show she is young-ish) or 16 March 1987 (this one I am biased toward, but I'll hold judgement for a time when further digging can corroborate such an assumption). She lives in Austin, TX (Travis County).

Interesting. My go-to when I have a county residence and a DOB is usually to check voter registration records in hopes of finding a hit. Fortunately, the TX voter registration database only requires a name, DOB, county of residence, and ZIP code from us. This is a list of ZIP codes in the Austin, TX area. If none of these work, we might have to broaden our search to Travis County more generally.

 

[Dread First]

Interesting. My go-to when I have a county residence and a DOB is usually to check voter registration records in hopes of finding a hit. Fortunately, the TX voter registration database only requires a name, DOB, county of residence, and ZIP code from us. This is a list of ZIP codes in the Austin, TX area. If none of these work, we might have to broaden our search to Travis County more generally.

I gave up on trying to discern her dox through voter registration upon the realisation that Austin (much like Fort Worth) is a sprawling metropolitan complex. I lack the motivation or the interest to continue doing so because you can't pay me enough to sit down in front of the TX county clerk website and brute-force every ZIP with TWO potential DOBs.

That's not even getting into a thought I had shortly after making my previous post: what if she commutes regularly to Austin? If we had to include the surrounding metro areas that are within a 50-mile radius for safety's sake, the previous task would basically be torture.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I gave up on trying to discern her dox through voter registration upon the realisation that Austin (much like Fort Worth) is a sprawling metropolitan complex. I lack the motivation or the interest to continue doing so because you can't pay me enough to sit down in front of the TX county clerk website and brute-force every ZIP with TWO potential DOBs.

That's not even getting into a thought I had shortly after making my previous post: what if she commutes regularly to Austin? If we had to include the surrounding metro areas that are within a 50-mile radius for safety's sake, the previous task would basically be torture.

That's where I think combing statements she's made in the past will have its greatest value. Like if she said that she had a great time at XYZ Pub in September 2022, we can localize our registration search to there. Get multiple of these locations down and we might even be able to triangulate.

 

[Dread First]

That's where I think combing statements she's made in the past will have its greatest value. Like if she said that she had a great time at XYZ Pub in September 2022, we can localize our registration search to there. Get multiple of these locations down and we might even be able to triangulate.

That would be much more worthwhile if her Instagram account was still public-facing. I'm certainly open to the idea of attempting to triangulate via public Twitter posts, but that's getting into territory beyond my attention span. If someone else wants to take a crack at it, they can go ahead and do so.

For now, I'll resume monitoring Elliot's LinkedIn feed for happenings.

 

[乙乙乙]

she looks younger than that to me. my bet is on 92 or 98, probably the former

 

[Dread First]

she looks younger than that to me. my bet is on 92 or 98, probably the former

My guy, her CV dates back to 2013 with active work experience. She was born on a year which explicitly has 16 March falling on a Monday. Of the years I highlighted with that exact date, there are only 4 of immediate concern: 1981, 1987, 1998, and 2009. For her to be born in 1998 (because 1992 is completely impossible), she would currently be 24 years old. Her CV, on that note, be utterly fraudulent because she'd be working at these various places while she was a minor (14 years of age).

Her being born in 1987 would mean she's 34, on the cusp of being 35 years old. She looks young, but there are tons of feasible explanations: selective use of angles and lighting, taking care of herself (i.e. not being a festering cesspool of disease and miasma like Elliot and all other eunuch transvestites), editing her photos with something like Photoshop or GIMP, the list goes on.

Absent damning and explicit proof of her DOB, this is all speculation on my part. Though I would hope that the art of deductive reasoning and reading comprehension isn't lost on you.

 

[乙乙乙]

i agree 98 doesn't work but why not 92? 16 falls on a monday or maybe my calendar is shit. either way she does say she is into skincare so depending on how early she started retinoids judging from appearance may indeed be futile

 

[DavidS877]

i agree 98 doesn't work but why not 92? 16 falls on a monday or maybe my calendar is shit. either way she does say she is into skincare so depending on how early she started retinoids judging from appearance may indeed be futile

Google agrees with your shit calendar.

Monday
March 16, 1992

 

[TheNazgulKing]

I doubt this criminal will be taken down directly by anything the Farms does, but someone with his low level of intellectual functioning combined with his arrogance and propensity for crime will eventually fuck up and end his career, such as it is.

Honeycomb.io has been kept afloat by several rounds of VC funding. Given how the ongoing recession has hit venture capital funds, I wouldn't expect to see a lot more money poured into Honeycomb in the short- to mid-term. And given their leadership's obsession with diversity and "social justice," I don't expect to see Charity & Friends biting the bullet and doing mass layoffs anytime soon, which means they're going to keep burning through their funding like it's 2019.

If Honeycomb goes swirling down the shitter -- which is what happens to firms that burn through their funding and can't get a re-up -- I can't imagine that a lot of firms are going to be lining up to hire a brick-faced troon who got shoved out of Google for being a screaming pain in the ass, then went on to help pilot a second firm into bankruptcy. And if ChatGPT manages to dethrone Google, Dong Gone's stock portfolio is going to do some serious seething and dilating.

 

[Dread First]

i agree 98 doesn't work but why not 92? 16 falls on a monday or maybe my calendar is shit. either way she does say she is into skincare so depending on how early she started retinoids judging from appearance may indeed be futile

Google agrees with your shit calendar.

I see where I went wrong. 1992 was a leap year; I was going off of the list that showed exact repeats of 1987.
Apologies for being hostile earlier.

https://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/monthly.html?year=1992&month=3&country=1

 

[TheNazgulKing]

My guy, her CV dates back to 2013 with active work experience. She was born on a year which explicitly has 16 March falling on a Monday. Of the years I highlighted with that exact date, there are only 4 of immediate concern: 1981, 1987, 1998, and 2009. For her to be born in 1998 (because 1992 is completely impossible), she would currently be 24 years old. Her CV, on that note, be utterly fraudulent because she'd be working at these various places while she was a minor (14 years of age).

Her being born in 1987 would mean she's 34, on the cusp of being 35 years old. She looks young, but there are tons of feasible explanations: selective use of angles and lighting, taking care of herself (i.e. not being a festering cesspool of disease and miasma like Elliot and all other eunuch transvestites), editing her photos with something like Photoshop or GIMP, the list goes on.

Absent damning and explicit proof of her DOB, this is all speculation on my part. Though I would hope that the art of deductive reasoning and reading comprehension isn't lost on you.

Take a look at her eyes and smile lines. She's definitely in her early to mid-30s. She's reasonably well-preserved and, like most women her age, knows how to take selfies from the most flattering angles. (And, unlike most troons, she also realizes that too much filtering doesn't make you look younger, it makes you look like an extra from The Uncanny Valley of the Dolls). And while pole fitness is cringe, it does provide a physical workout that helps keep things from sagging overmuch.

 

[Drums Into Space]

First time posting in this thread. The Dropkiwifarms thread is now closed but it appears there is a new psyop in the works by someone self professed to be connected to Elliot. Anyone know about this person?

 

[Kees H]

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So funny they are still seething, coping and dilating about KF. Wondering what kind of gayops they will spin up this time as their previous gayops obviously failed.