Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

AngryTreeRat said:
Something that occurred to me:

Jackass 4, which was a great laugh mind, was a last hurrah for them, they all knew it was a passing of the torch to a new generation, they know they're getting too old for this shit.

Bam, if he cared about his boy should've sobered up for the, what 3 months or so of filming and just collected his fucking paycheque for his kid. Bam should be making peace with Knoxville and Tremaine, he should be pushing some merchandise or upcoming project during his tour with Steve-O (and you know Steve-O would allow and would signal boost it too), and just be working on making some cash during all of this. He should be getting in shape and declaring he's going to pick up skating again during this tour, he should be working on making some fucking money for his kid since he's pissed away the rest.
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He could be doing so much more, in fact at his current output he is doing exactly nothing. Steve o invited him to tour dates he had already booked, they printed boards and signed them (minimal effort from Bam through signatures and yelling at Johnny Shill to print more boards), and he has the Bam Collection that he probably signs off on and nothing more.

Bam’s creative output is zero. He probably doesn’t even design the boards and it’s been over a decade since he’s made a movie or any film project at all. He literallly expects to coast through the rest of his life on the shit he did over two decades ago.
 
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Rogowski said:
He could be doing so much more, in fact at his current output he is doing exactly nothing. Steve o invited him to tour dates he had already booked, they printed boards and signed them (minimal effort from Bam through signatures and yelling at Johnny Shill to print more boards), and he has the Bam Collection that he probably signs off on and nothing more.

Bam’s creative output is zero. He probably doesn’t even design the boards and it’s been over a decade since he’s made a movie or any film project at all. He literallly expects to coast through the rest of his life on the shit he did over two decades ago.
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Bam's output is literally piss.
 
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Rogowski said:
He could be doing so much more, in fact at his current output he is doing exactly nothing. Steve o invited him to tour dates he had already booked, they printed boards and signed them (minimal effort from Bam through signatures and yelling at Johnny Shill to print more boards), and he has the Bam Collection that he probably signs off on and nothing more.

Bam’s creative output is zero. He probably doesn’t even design the boards and it’s been over a decade since he’s made a movie or any film project at all. He literallly expects to coast through the rest of his life on the shit he did over two decades ago.
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There's a bit of Bam in Jackass 4. He does have a movie project he's been in. So it's not quite zero.
Still this is it. Bam's mostly been mitigated too considering all that happened.

Edit: wrong video
 
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I didn’t see Steve-O’s comment on the captIancreamstain profile, but holy shit, that is telling. I don’t feel any pity toward Bam, but I do hope his son gets a chance at a decent life.

I had tickets to one of Steve-O’s shows. When he announced Bam was going to be tagging along, I just gave them away. 0 interest in being in such close radius to that guy. I respect the shit out of Steve-O. Doesn’t need to be mirrored much more, but if there was ever a dude who had seen rock bottom and managed to bounce clearly away from it, it’s him. Not sure if there are any remaining shows, but has he kicked Bam off?
 
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Akari Is My Wife said:
Am I just not gay enough to get why so many people think Ville Valo is hot? He looks misshapen and diseased in almost every pic I see.
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I dont think anyone finds him hot these days but oh lawd did that man put teenage hearts on fire!

It was the voice, that none of us had ever heard of Chris Isaak before and found "wicked game" amazing and that there wasn't that many good looking like normie goth dudes around.

He was twinky enough for that kinda boyish look but had the voice of a real try hard and we were all dumb teens.

So by today's standards no, he's nkt hot in any way I can agree on that. Trent Reznor he ain't
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Terfatron said:
I dont think anyone finds him hot these days but oh lawd did that man put teenage hearts on fire!

It was the voice, that none of us had ever heard of Chris Isaak before and found "wicked game" amazing and that there wasn't that many good looking like normie goth dudes around.

He was twinky enough for that kinda boyish look but had the voice of a real try hard and we were all dumb teens.

So by today's standards no, he's nkt hot in any way I can agree on that. Trent Reznor he ain't
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Well said
 
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Rogowski said:
He could be doing so much more, in fact at his current output he is doing exactly nothing. Steve o invited him to tour dates he had already booked, they printed boards and signed them (minimal effort from Bam through signatures and yelling at Johnny Shill to print more boards), and he has the Bam Collection that he probably signs off on and nothing more.

Bam’s creative output is zero. He probably doesn’t even design the boards and it’s been over a decade since he’s made a movie or any film project at all. He literallly expects to coast through the rest of his life on the shit he did over two decades ago.
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IF he played his cards right he really could have. He instead is drinking and driving his own life into the ground and it's not even funny.
 
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I can't verify myself (since it was quickly deleted) but I believe r/LetsTalkBam.
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I rooting for you Nikki, you're the only person permanently linked to Bam who is seemingly standing up to his bullshit.

The video is of "The Shaman" starting to do pullups. Nothing worth archiving.
 
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Earthrockers arise from your slumber, new lore has dropped:
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Could this be Bamuel’s new lady friend?
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So he’s back in the Bay Area and he’s leeching Spitfires off the owner.
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Babe wake up, new Shaman foot pics just dropped

His North Korea story, which turns out is completely true.
 
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Rogowski said:
I found this YouTube channel that had a whole playlist of compilations of Bam’s past meltdowns.

Lots of old Bam footage here that has been lost from Instagram, here’s one of my favorite sagas lost to time:
The “throwing illegal day parties without permits in my hometown is now biting me in the ass“saga has a lot of his classic retardation and narcissism on display.
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The clip of Vinny trying to start a "Fuck Cumtown" chant is pretty funny. For a little background, Vinny Beedle is a failed comedian, turned manager. After Bam burned out his last manager, Vinny took over.

The previous person that Vinny "helped" and "managed" was Artie Lange.

The gist with Cumtown is that Vinny and Bam went on the podcast and it was a disaster. Bam was really fucked up and cut it short. Later that night, Bam got arrested and started his whole rehab adventures up again.

Later, because all Vinny cares about is making it in comedy. So he went back on the podcast himself.

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Vinny, the Scumbag

00:00 Ep. 131 Bam Recap (Part one)02:53 Ep. 151 The Last Bad Episode06:16 Ep. 168 Scumbag Vinny48:49 Ep. 169 Big B*tch50:52 Ep. 163 Pokemon ShieldOutro Music...
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This video covers a couple of the episodes, but most of it is the episode where Vinny is trying to defend himself after he was caught ripping people off, feeding Bam booze and drugs, and just generally being a terrible person.

If you ever wonder why rich people like Bam and Artie struggle getting clean, it's assholes like Vinny who will use said addiction to make money and exploit the rich guy.
 
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