Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

ugh, the whole family is just insufferable. fuck all of the Margeras.
I watched the interview and it's crazy how narcissistic the whole family are. Bam is a fuck up, but I think his family is a huge factor in allowing him to continue the way he is and not helping him get clean. Steve O's comment is stone cold truth. Wouldn't surprise me Bam would die from an overdose the way he's going right now. I like the shows and movie. Just sucks he a spoiled brat.
 
Jesus Christ! If I had ever been so addicted to alcohol that I spent two days drinking it instead of with my child, the memory of that would haunt me til my death even after getting sober. I don't usually say this, but that is "cringe".
The only fluid in Bam's brain is alcohol by now and probably has memory issues remembering his son.
 
Man I can't help but pity him no matter what. Seeing him just continually spiraling out of control is just sad to me. I think I have a soft spot for Bam because he reminds me a lot of my own uncle who had his own alcoholic and drug issues. It just hurts to see the alcoholic demon win over someone you like, you know? I kinda feel like he shouldn't even be considered to be an actual lolcow in these circumstances.

Seriously bro?

Bam ain't some guy who grew up rough.

He's a spoiled rich kid that still hasn't got his shit together
Jesus Christ! If I had ever been so addicted to alcohol that I spent two days drinking it instead of with my child, the memory of that would haunt me til my death even after getting sober. I don't usually say this, but that is "cringe".

I don't think he actually cares about his son. He wants custody/time with Phoenix to pull a power move on Nikki and to look like a nice/good guy on social media. The guy is a true narcissist and borderline sociopath.
 
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If Steve-O and Novak can't help him to at least start getting real and taking a look in the mirror I don't think there's anything that can. Wish I could be the "shaman" grifting him, that guy has it all figured out
Yeah, there's no hope left for Bam. Sad.
 
Bam absolutely does not love his son. His son is just an extension of himself, he doesn't see him as an autonomous person. Not to mention the fact that he obviously didn't put a stop to his wife's partying while pregnant. They should have aborted the kid when they had a chance. I know that sounds rough but look at the life he's living: pickled by FAS with a crackhead mom and a closeted, bloated junkie dad. Awesome.
 
Bam absolutely does not love his son. His son is just an extension of himself, he doesn't see him as an autonomous person. Not to mention the fact that he obviously didn't put a stop to his wife's partying while pregnant. They should have aborted the kid when they had a chance. I know that sounds rough but look at the life he's living: pickled by FAS with a crackhead mom and a closeted, bloated junkie dad. Awesome.
Bam loves Bam. He's a textbook narcissist that doesn't give a shit about what his behavior causes for other people. Phil should've beaten the fuck out of this little faggot as a kid everyday for his entire childhood. Maybe he would have some humility.

I'm glad at least one of the Jackass guys (Steve-O) finally called him out at being a shitbag, at least in a nice way. I know they want to put a nice face on it, but fuck that. He's a piece of a shit and he should be called out as such.
 
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If Steve-O and Novak can't help him to at least start getting real and taking a look in the mirror I don't think there's anything that can. Wish I could be the "shaman" grifting him, that guy has it all figured out
I found out about this, not from the Farms, but from DailyMail:
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Wondered how soon it’d be before it all fell apart. Didn’t take long, apparently.

I once saw Novak speak at an anti-drug/treatment resource symposium put on by a cluster of rehabs in my area. His story about his heroin addiction was pretty brutal- homelessness, family giving up, traveling to Norway or some shit because he thought the change in scenery would equal a change re: his addiction (he shot up within hours of arriving). Nowadays, he focuses on speaking, his work as an interventionist, and his sober living operation. He also stayed afterwards and talked to people in the crowd- couldn’t have been a nicer guy.

Because of his (and others’) success stories, I’m tempted not to say never about Bam. But yeah, this looks kinda grim.


Holy shit that Steve-O comment.

Bam posted that drivel in his god-knows-what-substance-addled delusion thinking he could get a Divide-And-Conquer situation between Steve-O and Jeff, in which Steve-O rushes to Bam's corner. Instead, Steve-O tells him he's already prepared for his death, which is the only sane thing anyone can do in this situation.
Steve O telling Bam bluntly that he going to die is the coldest acceptance that Bam is damned to die as a spoiled junkie.
If you’ve ever watched that documentary about Steve-O’s journey through addiction (that features him digging into his wall, kicking his neighbor’s door, and Knoxville’s pained face at his eventual intervention), you can understand just how bad things must be for you if Steve-O is the voice of reason. Seriously, how fucked up is it that FUCKING STEVE-O is the adult in this situation??

I used to enjoy Bam on Jackass years ago, but looking at him now, the thought that courses through my head is simply…You fat, old man. You have a fucking kid. Would you get your shit together, you fat, old man?!?
 
Bam absolutely does not love his son. His son is just an extension of himself, he doesn't see him as an autonomous person. Not to mention the fact that he obviously didn't put a stop to his wife's partying while pregnant. They should have aborted the kid when they had a chance. I know that sounds rough but look at the life he's living: pickled by FAS with a crackhead mom and a closeted, bloated junkie dad. Awesome.
Closeted? You think he's gay?
 
If you’ve ever watched that documentary about Steve-O’s journey through addiction (that features him digging into his wall, kicking his neighbor’s door, and Knoxville’s pained face at his eventual intervention), you can understand just how bad things must be for you if Steve-O is the voice of reason. Seriously, how fucked up is it that FUCKING STEVE-O is the adult in this situation??
I haven't seen the documentary, but I know what you're talking about. I remember that lovely viral moment back in 2007 when he smashed the shit out of Adam Corrolla's glass coffee table. That was genuinely scary to watch.
 
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Something that occurred to me:

Jackass 4, which was a great laugh mind, was a last hurrah for them, they all knew it was a passing of the torch to a new generation, they know they're getting too old for this shit.

Bam, if he cared about his boy should've sobered up for the, what 3 months or so of filming and just collected his fucking paycheque for his kid. Bam should be making peace with Knoxville and Tremaine, he should be pushing some merchandise or upcoming project during his tour with Steve-O (and you know Steve-O would allow and would signal boost it too), and just be working on making some cash during all of this. He should be getting in shape and declaring he's going to pick up skating again during this tour, he should be working on making some fucking money for his kid since he's pissed away the rest.
 
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