Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Man I can't help but pity him no matter what. Seeing him just continually spiraling out of control is just sad to me. I think I have a soft spot for Bam because he reminds me a lot of my own uncle who had his own alcoholic and drug issues. It just hurts to see the alcoholic demon win over someone you like, you know? I kinda feel like he shouldn't even be considered to be an actual lolcow in these circumstances.
 
Man I can't help but pity him no matter what. Seeing him just continually spiraling out of control is just sad to me. I think I have a soft spot for Bam because he reminds me a lot of my own uncle who had his own alcoholic and drug issues. It just hurts to see the alcoholic demon win over someone you like, you know? I kinda feel like he shouldn't even be considered to be an actual lolcow in these circumstances.
I'm sure I'm not alone here many of us have seen the demon of addiction tear apart people we care about. I think a lot of us are really understanding about what it is, but what makes Bam a lolcow he was a spoiled brat and asshole before this and his lack of care or trying to get better, it's an addicts game to bounce around. Not to say people trying to get better don't slip.

Bam's acting like the same jackass teen he's always been, despite now being nearly broke, and a father.
 
Man I can't help but pity him no matter what. Seeing him just continually spiraling out of control is just sad to me. I think I have a soft spot for Bam because he reminds me a lot of my own uncle who had his own alcoholic and drug issues. It just hurts to see the alcoholic demon win over someone you like, you know? I kinda feel like he shouldn't even be considered to be an actual lolcow in these circumstances.
Sorry to hear about your uncle, but do not place some parasocial relationship bullshit with Bam.

This man has NO desire to change, improve and make right the things he has done wrong. He will forever disappoint you.

Hell, he only ever goes to rehab to dodge legal reprocussions, never to fix his own problems! If he wants to see his kid, he only need lay off the booze. So why doesn't he do it?

Bam won't change, not because he is unable too, but because he doesn't want to. The best I hope for him is the inevitable OD kills him and no long term life altering brain damage makes him a vegetable.

Save your sympathy for someone who deserves it! Someone who wants to change for the better.
 
Sorry to hear about your uncle, but do not place some parasocial relationship bullshit with Bam.

This man has NO desire to change, improve and make right the things he has done wrong. He will forever disappoint you.

Hell, he only ever goes to rehab to dodge legal reprocussions, never to fix his own problems! If he wants to see his kid, he only need lay off the booze. So why doesn't he do it?

Bam won't change, not because he is unable too, but because he doesn't want to. The best I hope for him is the inevitable OD kills him and no long term life altering brain damage makes him a vegetable.

Save your sympathy for someone who deserves it! Someone who wants to change for the better.
I mentioned earlier in the thread I had an uncle that ended up ODing last year. There comes a point you need to just cut them off. They use you as a safety net when they fuck up. I've seen it dozens of times. It's either sink or swim.
 
Nice club interview drops tomorrow.

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Sometimes i think the nineclub guys have lolcow potential....
Steezus is cringe af, Justin and crob are just Valley retards as is Kelly but at least he's enthusiastic and genuine, dubz is based and Roger is chill. I dont think any of them are interesting enough to be lolcows which is part of the nine clubs issue.

Makes me laugh though that 'core' skaters suck the bunts dick even though they are incredibly fucking cringe. Even if they are cool for calling out bullshit, like manchild being a little cunt.

E2a: fancy lad podcast is the Patricians skate podcast
 
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Is this just re-used or is he that fried right now?

Can't wait for that nine club interview, how could it not be a train wreck? Even Steve-O ran circles around him when he was on his show the last time. How many obvious edits will there be with the full set of coping Margeras on the mic?

Sorry bam, this is all I can think off.
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ugh, the whole family is just insufferable. fuck all of the Margeras.
His parents seem like good people. But they and every other parent enabling their spoiled faggot children deserve what they raised. The only person in this whole situation I feel bad for his his demon eyed son. He doesn't have a choice for a different father. And at this point, he would better off with Bam dropping dead and leaving what's left of his estate to him.
 
His parents seem like good people. But they and every other parent enabling their spoiled faggot children deserve what they raised. The only person in this whole situation I feel bad for his his demon eyed son. He doesn't have a choice for a different father. And at this point, he would better off with Bam dropping dead and leaving what's left of his estate to him.
Bam needed his ass kicked when he was a kid, but Phil was too fat to do it.
 
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If Steve-O and Novak can't help him to at least start getting real and taking a look in the mirror I don't think there's anything that can. Wish I could be the "shaman" grifting him, that guy has it all figured out
This is fucking sad.

Bam is the one lolcow with addictions that genuinely feel bad for.

He’s been given ample opportunities and has fucked up all of them. But I can’t help but still root for him.

I guess the nostalgia is that strong.
 
Holy shit that Steve-O comment.

Bam posted that drivel in his god-knows-what-substance-addled delusion thinking he could get a Divide-And-Conquer situation between Steve-O and Jeff, in which Steve-O rushes to Bam's corner. Instead, Steve-O tells him he's already prepared for his death, which is the only sane thing anyone can do in this situation.

I wonder how Mummy Margera will coddle her baby boy after the inevitable rage that will follow.
 
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