The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[BelUwUga]

@Onni Kalsarikännit 'sköden...

I was considering uploading my KGIU png collection to commemorate this occasion, so thank you for the justification. I can't edit my old megapost with most of them in it, so I guess this is the new megapost. I'm very sad about that, by the way.

Spoiler: KGIU PNG Megapost: Alpacaust Edition

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My only request that I humbly ask of all of you is to please try to tag me in whatever abominations you create, so that I may laugh.

'Stöödis...

 

[Lowercase I internet]

I love the neck snapping whiplash of "HUUUR GRRRRRRR MANLY QUEERS SHOOTING FASCISTS AND KILLING THE TRANSPHOBES!" to "Uwu am smol and lonli, why no programmer gf for me?"

They can't help themselves but be men while trying to act (badly) like women.

“No matter how many fascists you shoot you’ll still never be a woman.”

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Paul claims that the toxic environment of the tranch leads to its residents becoming fatasses. [A]

This mf taking care of Alyssa’s retarded ass and her constant stream of pretend illnesses and afflictions, but somehow not doing shit is more stressful than a munchie retard.

also more wise words [A]

If he posts anything else, I’m updating this post
Edit: He sidestepped an accusatory reply by admitting alcoholism and also blaming it on the tranch environment (although tbf I’d become an alcoholic too if i had to live there) [A]

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Mandozer was a victim of troon society. It was the stress of not doing anything to take care of the alpacas, combined with driving the tractor that pushed the corpses into the mass grave, plus BURRITO NIGHT WOOT!!! that turned him into a fatass. So. Much. Stress.

Since these faggots think that everyone who doesn't suck trannydick is a fascist, imagine how shocked they'll be when they eventually run into real fascists. Pretty sure they won't survive the encounter. Which, you know, is fine.

 

[FinnSven]

Since these faggots think that everyone who doesn't suck trannydick is a fascist, imagine how shocked they'll be when they eventually run into real fascists. Pretty sure they won't survive the encounter. Which, you know, is fine.

Overall that could be said about virtually any troon, sjw, gender special or anyone who thinks JK Rowling is some kind of opponent to trans.

 

[Briananderson1138]

I have a friend who listens to that "Behind the Bastards" show. He cited them when I tried to explain the Tranch was in fact, fucked beyond all forgiveness. Poor sod.

Behind the Bastards and its parasitic sub-shows (It Could Happen Here, Worst Year Ever, Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff) are the 1619 Project of podcasting. They don't actually come right out and lie by presenting disprovable facts, but they collate facts, opinions, and unsubstantiated statements in such a way as to create an entirely disingenuous view of what actually occurred. Slight powerlevel, but I find the sperging broadcast by It Could Happen Here pretty amusing to listen to. Nothing like listening to an Oriental troon, who repudiates Maoists while holding 98% of their positions about America, whining about how birth certificates are the state imposing violence on you.

Something like 3/5 (ha!) of that podcast's hosts are either troons or genderspecials, because you can always trust an insane man who doesn't know his own sex to know the truth about the operation of society!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Paul claims that the toxic environment of the tranch leads to its residents becoming fatasses. [A]

Is that fat-shaming I hear? Heavens.

How classic, though. The outside troons starve and dwindle, the indoor troons grow fat on burrito nights and top-shelf children's snacks.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This mf taking care of Alyssa’s retarded ass and her constant stream of pretend illnesses and afflictions, but somehow not doing shit is more stressful than a munchie retard.

Makes sense, he simply doesn't have the time to sit around gazing out at the endless wastes of the high desert scrub just waiting for the fascist sniper's bullet that he knows is coming, and he doesn't have a half dozen other mental patients reaffirming that belief.

 

[Constellationzero]

Paul claims that the toxic environment of the tranch leads to its residents becoming fatasses. [A]
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This mf taking care of Alyssa’s retarded ass and her constant stream of pretend illnesses and afflictions, but somehow not doing shit is more stressful than a munchie retard.

also more wise words [A]
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If he posts anything else, I’m updating this post
Edit: He sidestepped an accusatory reply by admitting alcoholism and also blaming it on the tranch environment (although tbf I’d become an alcoholic too if i had to live there) [A]
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Honestly, though, how much is Boner referring to ol' Kevin Gibes specifically? AFAIK Kevin does abso-fucking-lutely nothing all day, every day, like he's a four year old.
Sure, the hairy unwashed naked bitch is a Munchausen, but she's naked. And a woman. Unlike Kevin. And the naked woman let Boner in her fetid Sarlaac pit, so...

 

[Sourceress]

Paul claims that the toxic environment of the tranch leads to its residents becoming fatasses. [A]
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This mf taking care of Alyssa’s retarded ass and her constant stream of pretend illnesses and afflictions, but somehow not doing shit is more stressful than a munchie retard.

also more wise words [A]
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If he posts anything else, I’m updating this post
Edit: He sidestepped an accusatory reply by admitting alcoholism and also blaming it on the tranch environment (although tbf I’d become an alcoholic too if i had to live there) [A]
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I actually believe him on all of this, I won't lie. The tranch is/was basically a cult of fear - the predominant idea that kept everyone from leaving was that the outside world was so intensely hostile and vicious that they would be murdered immediately without the "protection" of the group. The tranchers are/were made to feel like they were in mortal danger every minute of every day, especially when they set foot off the tranch. That is stressful, it's a horrible way to live.

Then add the fact that the remoteness of the tranch and their few trips out for food (and horrible choices when they did so) meaning the only available foods were extremely high in salt, fat and carbs, and you've got a recipe for extreme weight gain. Add regular access to a liquor store (which they obviously have) and alcoholism is a solid bet, too. Anything to make you feel less like you're under siege for five minutes.

This doesn't mean the tranchers didn't and don't do this to themselves, because in a lot of ways they absolutely do - trans-identified people love to feel besieged and targeted because it makes them feel special and validates their movement - but that doesn't mean it doesn't still cause them stress and stress-related weight gain and alcohol dependency.

I'm sure, too, that taking care of Kindness - while probably stressful also - is less stressful than being made to constantly feel like any minute a bullet is gonna come flying through the window aimed at your head. Getting at least somewhat out of the mindset that everyone is out to get you all the time and that the violent hordes are closing in probably was a big weight off.

(Sidenote: The "cult of fear increasing stress + poor diet = weight gain" doesn't account for Kevin. I'm fairly certain he has never bought that bullshit. His weight gain is purely due to his absolute refusal to get off his ass.)

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I actually believe him on all of this, I won't lie. The tranch is/was basically a cult of fear - the predominant idea that kept everyone from leaving was that the outside world was so intensely hostile and vicious that they would be murdered immediately without the "protection" of the group. The tranchers are/were made to feel like they were in mortal danger every minute of every day, especially when they set foot off the tranch. That is stressful, it's a horrible way to live.

Then add the fact that the remoteness of the tranch and their few trips out for food (and horrible choices when they did so) meaning the only available foods were extremely high in salt, fat and carbs, and you've got a recipe for extreme weight gain. Add regular access to a liquor store (which they obviously have) and alcoholism is a solid bet, too. Anything to make you feel less like you're under siege for five minutes.

This doesn't mean the tranchers didn't and don't do this to themselves, because in a lot of ways they absolutely do - trans-identified people love to feel besieged and targeted because it makes them feel special and validates their movement - but that doesn't mean it doesn't still cause them stress and stress-related weight gain and alcohol dependency.

I'm sure, too, that taking care of Kindness - while probably stressful also - is less stressful than being made to constantly feel like any minute a bullet is gonna come flying through the window aimed at your head. Getting at least somewhat out of the mindset that everyone is out to get you all the time and that the violent hordes are closing in probably was a big weight off.

(Sidenote: The "cult of fear increasing stress + poor diet = weight gain" doesn't account for Kevin. I'm fairly certain he has never bought that bullshit. His weight gain is purely due to his absolute refusal to get off his ass.)

Oh I definitely don’t doubt this at all, but I felt it would be funnier if I said what I said instead (because it is true). They’re very isolated in their borderline hoarder hovel commune with only other insane people and dying alpacas.

And yes, I agree it doesn’t apply to Kevin because 1) he was always fat afaik and 2) he’s in his own little world, so he doesn’t really give a shit about the tranch’s issues.

 

[AnOminous]

And yes, I agree it doesn’t apply to Kevin because 1) he was always fat afaik and 2) he’s in his own little world, so he doesn’t really give a shit about the tranch’s issues.

They could literally be having Tranny Waco and he wouldn't even notice until the flames started coming into his room where he was jerking off onto Troonsformers.

 

[HackerX]

Can we get an F in chat for @TransgirlTac, the fedposting incel ex-mil field serf who's been missing for a month? What a terrible fate...


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He possibly joined the Tranch in June 2022, but I don't think he actually moved in with them until October/November. He only finished packing up his old apartment in December. Awful timing!
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He presumably served as a field serf (replacing the old ones who Penny banished), and he also ran one of the Tranch's militia accounts on Twitter (@UnicornBDE).
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He really loved fedposting:
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Spoiler: Bunch more fedposting

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He was also depressed and a borderline-incel:
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Spoiler: More

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LMAO:
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Unrelated, but I thought this was funny:
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Not very #ACAB of him!

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@TransgirlTac hasn't had any twitter activity since Jan 5th. Considering how he's a new arrival and isn't part of Penny's polycule, I strongly doubt they'll be bringing him to Penny's parents' house. I wouldn't be surprised if he's already been kicked out... or maybe he's buried in the mass grave! RIP

Something is off about that military tranny besides the tranny part.

Those are Captain ranks they are wearing, but that's absolutely a barracks closet. I'm unfamiliar with how the O's live everywhere, especially OCONUS, but I've never heard of an officer living in the barracks. I also don't think the photo was indicative of short term lodging either, way too much shit.

Either there were some unusual circumstances at play when they decided to take a picture of the mirror they felt the urge to fingerpaint or that tranny is lying about something else (besides the obvious)

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Wish it said "had a friend".

Look, if I cut off everyone who had silly mainstream media supported views, I'd pretty much only have Kiwis for company. Then we'd get drunk, decide it'd be a laugh to go off the grid and farm actual kiwis on some marginal land, and suddenly we're schizoposting about being gangstalked by Keffals.

Behind the Bastards and its parasitic sub-shows (It Could Happen Here, Worst Year Ever, Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff) are the 1619 Project of podcasting. They don't actually come right out and lie by presenting disprovable facts, but they collate facts, opinions, and unsubstantiated statements in such a way as to create an entirely disingenuous view of what actually occurred. Slight powerlevel, but I find the sperging broadcast by It Could Happen Here pretty amusing to listen to. Nothing like listening to an Oriental troon, who repudiates Maoists while holding 98% of their positions about America, whining about how birth certificates are the state imposing violence on you.

I've heard a bit of the podcast's content secondhand from said friend, and it is pretty funny learning how down they are for communism when they did a whole episode about how shit Lenin was. You can't even use the "he didn't like Stalin!" excuse.

"I'm sure this time we'll do it properly."

 

[NotFatChild]

This mf taking care of Alyssa’s retarded ass and her constant stream of pretend illnesses and afflictions, but somehow not doing shit is more stressful than a munchie retard.

In paul's defense I can see 1 insane BPD whore being less stressful than an entire ranch full of insane trannies.

I have a friend who listens to that "Behind the Bastards" show. He cited them when I tried to explain the Tranch was in fact, fucked beyond all forgiveness. Poor sod.

I pulled this up out of curiosity.

Show description: "we talk about bad people like hitler"
I hit 'more episodes' and it has titles like "We Watch Jordan Peterson's New TV Show" and "The Racist Cult Behind Herbal Tea"

I hate to have to be the one to break this to you but your friend may be a fucking retard.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

As part of their Patreon [x] perks, the Tranchers promise daily updates (usually a few new pictures of their animals) and a weekly video.
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Shiteater Jen took over managing the Patreon in August 2022

>patreon is managed by a coprophile
>premium subscription tier is called “Muck Master“
Little too on the nose there, Jen.

 

[Ghostse]

Paul claims that the toxic environment of the tranch leads to its residents becoming fatasses. [A]
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This mf taking care of Alyssa’s retarded ass and her constant stream of pretend illnesses and afflictions, but somehow not doing shit is more stressful than a munchie retard.

also more wise words [A]
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If he posts anything else, I’m updating this post
Edit: He sidestepped an accusatory reply by admitting alcoholism and also blaming it on the tranch environment (although tbf I’d become an alcoholic too if i had to live there) [A]
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How fucking worthless do you have to be to gain weight on a ranch?

Something is off about that military tranny besides the tranny part.

Those are Captain ranks they are wearing, but that's absolutely a barracks closet. I'm unfamiliar with how the O's live everywhere, especially OCONUS, but I've never heard of an officer living in the barracks. I also don't think the photo was indicative of short term lodging either, way too much shit.

Either there were some unusual circumstances at play when they decided to take a picture of the mirror they felt the urge to fingerpaint or that tranny is lying about something else (besides the obvious)

There's Bachelor Officer Quarters, but they are usually nicer than that; that looks like Bachelor Enlisted Quarters. Its possible he was stashed there while on training or due to a housing crunch, but I feel like there's some stolen valor going on. I can't see what rank he's got on the uniformed picture.

tl;dr Once you get up the chain enough you can get out of the barracks and into BEQ where instead of having your day ruined because one of 50 to 200 retards have fucked up, it'll only be ruined because one of two to four retards fucked up. You go from summer camp housing to college dorms.

Unaccompanied Personnel Housing (Barracks) | WBDG - Whole Building Design Guide

www.wbdg.org

But I find it very sus that guy is a troon and a captain. You do see guys that young as captain if they're motto, but those guys are usually lifers or at the very least in till pension.

 

[FinnSven]

How fucking worthless do you have to be to gain weight on a ranch?




There's Bachelor Officer Quarters, but they are usually nicer than that; that looks like Bachelor Enlisted Quarters. Its possible he was stashed there while on training or due to a housing crunch, but I feel like there's some stolen valor going on. I can't see what rank he's got on the uniformed picture.

tl;dr Once you get up the chain enough you can get out of the barracks and into BEQ where instead of having your day ruined because one of 50 to 200 retards have fucked up, it'll only be ruined because one of two to four retards fucked up. You go from summer camp housing to college dorms.

Unaccompanied Personnel Housing (Barracks) | WBDG - Whole Building Design Guide

www.wbdg.org

But I find it very sus that guy is a troon and a captain. You do see guys that young as captain if they're motto, but those guys are usually lifers or at the very least in till pension.

British military, one can do higher or further education then apply to join as an officer.

That way there can be some very young captains, how common that is though I have no idea.

How does one go straight in as commissioned in the US military then?

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Look, if I cut off everyone who had silly mainstream media supported views, I'd pretty much only have Kiwis for company. Then we'd get drunk, decide it'd be a laugh to go off the grid and farm actual kiwis on some marginal land, and suddenly we're schizoposting about being gangstalked by Keffals.



I've heard a bit of the podcast's content secondhand from said friend, and it is pretty funny learning how down they are for communism when they did a whole episode about how shit Lenin was. You can't even use the "he didn't like Stalin!" excuse.

"I'm sure this time we'll do it properly."

If you're going to be a communist the least you can do is stand behind the ideology. As someone who's somewhat familiar with these spaces it's surprising that they denounced Lenin. Usually the boogeyman that American leftists/troons point to and say "We swear guyzzz we're not like him." is Stalin. A communist denouncing Lenin is the equivilant of a Libertarian hating on the Founding Fathers, it makes no sense and it's most likely done so you get more people to like you.

It just proves that they don't truly care about their beliefs. Only likes on Twitter and grooming children. Absolutely no balls at all, which works out well because a lot of troons cut them off anyway.

 

[HackerX]

British military, one can do higher or further education then apply to join as an officer.

That way there can be some very young captains, how common that is though I have no idea.

How does one go straight in as commissioned in the US military then?

Via ROTC , Service Academy, or direct commission. All essentially involve college degrees.

He's got the Captain ranks on his collar in the closet photo. I've also never seen that shirt worn as a uniform, but it could be for a specific niche reason for all I know.

King of Battle is an Army Infantry motto, but no normal person does what he does because it's pure unadulterated cringe. You'll see someone like that occasionally and just laugh because of that reason. It's almost exclusively done by enlisted people who are 18, but you do occasionally see officers like that too. But it's more rare for the O's.

He's likely just some faggot that bought the ranks at the PX and wears them in situations that no one else will see because you'll absolutely get lambasted if it's seen by anyone that knows the truth. But it's not impossible it's a Captain with some obscure job/situation, but it's unusual to say the least.