🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

Hasn't Ralph always been a "catholic"? Like he went to a catholic elementary school. So what's he talkin about "converting"?

Not that it really matters because he's a living embodiment of every deadly sin all rolled into one gunted rage-pig.

Nick Fuentes is Catholic and often makes fun of non-Catholics. Officially the only requirement to join America First is to be some kind of Christian, but people want to suck up to Nick. There have also been some leaks that indicate that Catholics are given preferential treatment in AF. If I remember correctly Beardson tried to declare himself 'President of America First Protestants' at some point, but he gave that up when he saw what way the wind was blowing and now he's also 'exploring Catholicism'. The only ones who seem to stick to their beliefs are the Mormons.

TL;DR

Ralph's flirtation with Catholicism has nothing to do with genuine belief and is just an attempt to win favor with Nick Fuentes and the AF paypigs.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Anyone know who someone named Jennifer Pfaff might be? Was that the Loveisa4letterword lady? In Ralph's last Telegram post about PPP threatening Baked or whatever, someone named Jennifer Pfaff has been saying some weird shit in the comments section. Mostly sexual history related and something about Only Fans. She said that Ralph helped her through a hard time a while back and that he'd never kick her. Can't post screenshots right now but it's gotten up to like 80 comments with her going back and forth with groypers. Could be interesting if someone wanted to look further.

“Helped her”

Paid for her Amazon wishlist, nudes, or for sex?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Nick Fuentes is Catholic and often makes fun of non-Catholics. Officially the only requirement to join America First is to be some kind of Christian, but people want to suck up to Nick. There have also been some leaks that indicate that Catholics are given preferential treatment in AF. If I remember correctly Beardson tried to declare himself 'President of America First Protestants' at some point, but he gave that up when he saw what way the wind was blowing and now he's also 'exploring Catholicism'. The only ones who seem to stick to their beliefs are the Mormons.

TL;DR

Ralph's flirtation with Catholicism has nothing to do with genuine belief and is just an attempt to win favor with Nick Fuentes and the AF paypigs.

It’s great the Catholic Church has rather stringent requirements for adults to join the church, Beardson and Ralph would actually have to go meet with a priest and attend classes in person for months at a local church. I’m sure they are fuming it’s not like evangelical shit where simply proclaiming you are a southern baptist is good enough.

If not for the actual enforced requirements of joining the Catholic church (and Nick’s awareness of them) Gunt and Beardson would have just labeled themselves Catholic after joining cozy. They don’t take any of this shit seriously, just whatever fad is helping the grift this year.

For Ralph or Beardson having to sit in a room with real live earnest adults in religious education courses, for hours every week, would be like their kryptonite.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

It’s great the Catholic Church has rather stringent requirements for adults to join the church, Beardson and Ralph would actually have to go meet with a priest and attend classes in person for months at a local church. I’m sure they are fuming it’s not like evangelical shit where simply proclaiming you are a southern baptist is good enough.

If not for the actual enforced requirements of joining the Catholic church (and Nick’s awareness of them) Gunt and Beardson would have just labeled themselves Catholic after joining cozy. They don’t take any of this shit seriously, just whatever fad is helping the grift this year.

I’m actually surprised this is the first time that this has been mentioned from what I have seen. The Catholics have an extremely rich and deep structure they expect their flock to follow. Many are unaware of the Catechism and are surprised to learn of it after.

“The Catechism of the Catholic Church (see below) is the catechism that is in most widespread use among Catholics today. It is the official catechism of the Church.

For Catholics, all the canonical books of the Bible (including the Deuterocanonical books), the tradition of the Church and the interpretation of these by the Magisterium (which may be outlined in a catechism, a compendium or a declaration) constitute the complete and best resource for fully attaining to God's revelation to mankind. Catholics believe that sacred scripture and sacred tradition preserved and interpreted by the Magisterium are both necessary for attaining to the fullest understanding of all of God's revelation.”

Essentially it’s a book of rules, why they are the rules, and how they should be followed if you want to call yourself a Catholic. If you want to refer to yourself as Catholic (like Nick) then you’re supposed to be playing along with the Catechism (which, even ignoring the obvious butt fucking, Nick doesn’t at all).

Ralph and Beardson literally wouldn’t make it a day.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Yeah if he was earnest in his desire to convert in the near future, he would have been attending RCIA these past few months in preparation for Easter vigil. Guess it will have to wait until next year.

Spoiler: Catholic Sperging

He eloped in Vegas which isn't even a proper marriage in the church, and I doubt he's even seeking to get it covalidated in the Church as well.
Going to the Vatican is nice and all but I don't believe it furthers ones "conversion process", at least not as much as actually, you know, learning and then living the faith. He also clearly needs a lesson on pride before he goes around saying stuff like this. I hope his (eventual) priests are aware of internet presence because if he goes around professing the Catholic faith while acting how he does, he's just one big scandal machine. Of course all of this is probably meaningless/unnecessary because he'll never join the church lol.

Not a catholic, but my understanding is that baptized converts are to take their first communion any time EXCEPT Easter:

The timing of their reception into the Church also is different. The U.S. Conference of Bishops states, “It is preferable that reception into full communion not take place at the Easter Vigil lest there be any confusion of such baptized Christians with the candidates for baptism, possible misunderstanding of or even reflection upon the sacrament of baptism celebrated in another church or ecclesial community” (NSC 33). Rather than being received on Easter Vigil, “[t]he reception of candidates into the communion of the Catholic Church should ordinarily take place at the Sunday Eucharist of the parish community” (NSC 32).

source

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

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Ralph's piggy brain at work, where do you even start?

1. Catholicism isn't like Islam, there isn't a call to visit the Vatican on pilgrimage. Catholics have many pilgrimage sites that they can visit if they wish but that's a choice to be made by the individual and it doesn't change how good of a christian you are or earn you special points with God.
2. Ralph completely missed the point of a pilgrimage, it's journey before destination. Whilst the place you are going is signficant and worthy of admiration, you should be using the journey to reflect upon yourself and the faith so that you can become a more righteous person.
   These concepts are anathema to Ralph "uck trying to better yourself and those around you, we just need to get some nice photos so I can brag to the Ayylawgs about how I wander around Rome in a drug and alcohol fuelled haze with my beaten housewife and our one year old kid

 

[Cad an Hell]

He’s back on twitter after 12 hours.

I guess Twitter are big fans of the killstream, bitch!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph's piggy brain at work, where do you even start?

1. Catholicism isn't like Islam, there isn't a call to visit the Vatican on pilgrimage. Catholics have many pilgrimage sites that they can visit if they wish but that's a choice to be made by the individual and it doesn't change how good of a christian you are or earn you special points with God.
2. Ralph completely missed the point of a pilgrimage, it's journey before destination. Whilst the place you are going is signficant and worthy of admiration, you should be using the journey to reflect upon yourself and the faith so that you can become a more righteous person.
   These concepts are anathema to Ralph "uck trying to better yourself and those around you, we just need to get some nice photos so I can brag to the Ayylawgs about how I wander around Rome in a drug and alcohol fuelled haze with my beaten housewife and our one year old kid

Lol Ralph’s “religious pilgrimage to Rome” began with getting kicked off a plane for berating women and then calling his wife a lying whore who swallows. Then lots of pills and booze before wandering around a gift shop.

Bet he didn’t even buy himself anything blessed by the pope in the gift shop, but did buy some cheap canvas bag for whore wife about bad girls going to Italy.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Most people possess a hint of ability to understand why they may have caught a twitter time out. Maybe something went viral and a dedicated loser went through keywords to report old tweets, maybe someone got way too drunk and aggressive on a few tweets calling people rude words and it got reported. But the back to back of not knowing why he got jailed with the woman bashing conference is just perfect. Can’t even read the room. Ralph you’re in Indian country and you’re screaming about women being whores. Wait, he’s not smart enough to understand that metaphor.

 

[Pomniman]

Lol Ralph’s “religious pilgrimage to Rome” began with getting kicked off a plane for berating women and then calling his wife a lying whore who swallows. Then lots of pills and booze before wandering around a gift shop.

Bet he didn’t even buy himself anything blessed by the pope in the gift shop, but did buy some cheap canvas bag for whore wife about bad girls going to Italy.

He should've gone on a pilgrimage to the tower of London to pay homage to OG ralphamalé Henry VIII.

 

[AnOminous]

Most people possess a hint of ability to understand why they may have caught a twitter time out.

Most people aren't so fucked up that it could be literally anything they tweeted.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Has the woman bashing conference started? Bring out the ralphawhore for more public humiliation and read the tweets made by the paypigs when Ralph disavowed her on their honeymoon. The mostly male audience clearly does not like PedoPantsuParty and only tolerate her as long as Ralph cares to keep her around.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Has the woman bashing conference started? Bring out the ralphawhore for more public humiliation and read the tweets made by the paypigs when Ralph disavowed her on their honeymoon. The mostly male audience clearly does not like PedoPantsuParty and only tolerate her as long as Ralph cares to keep her around.

Ralph obviously knows the cozy viewers hate Pantsu because he’s done his level best to ensure she stays offline and is only used as a silent prop. Only when he’s really drunk will he pull her out and try to tepidly get them excited for his weird unattractive, anime obsessed, cardboard personality broodmare.

I think having a 100 hour we hate women “except my lying whore wife” extravaganza is a very good idea. Gunt knows his key demo and after months of mom nagging them to get a job they they need a really a hopeless addict to remind them how bitches are the reason their lives suck.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Ralph's piggy brain at work, where do you even start?

1. Catholicism isn't like Islam, there isn't a call to visit the Vatican on pilgrimage. Catholics have many pilgrimage sites that they can visit if they wish but that's a choice to be made by the individual and it doesn't change how good of a christian you are or earn you special points with God.
2. Ralph completely missed the point of a pilgrimage, it's journey before destination. Whilst the place you are going is signficant and worthy of admiration, you should be using the journey to reflect upon yourself and the faith so that you can become a more righteous person.
   These concepts are anathema to Ralph "uck trying to better yourself and those around you, we just need to get some nice photos so I can brag to the Ayylawgs about how I wander around Rome in a drug and alcohol fuelled haze with my beaten housewife and our one year old kid

The mental image of Ralph doing the Camino de Santiago de Compostela is pretty funny. And by doing it, I mean struggling to walk a mile and then collapsing on the first foothill he comes across in the Pyrenees. Heck, he could do the Portuguese Camino, he knows Lisbon very well at least!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Who the fuck calls its a Benzo and who the fuck pays for an uber for half a mile.

Someone addicted to benzodiazepines, such as Xanax

 

[412-L]

Whilst the place you are going is signficant and worthy of admiration, you should be using the journey to reflect upon yourself and the faith so that you can become a more righteous person.

That’s not truuuu! I’m sure Ralph thought lots about Faith and how she took his firstborn son from him and, most importantly, doesn’t allow him to take pictures of Xander so that he can post them on Twitter to own the alogs.

 

[KKKaan]

OG ralphamalé Henry VIII.

He was taller than 5'2, so he by definition could not be a Ralphamale.

 

[Preacher ✝]

With all this talk of Catholicism I'd like to encourage anyone who wants to know more to tune into The Catechism in a Year with Fr. Mike Schmitz on YouTube.

It's a great resource for anyone looking to learn more about the teachings of the Church, be they an outsider, an aspiring convert, or someone born into it like I was who wants a refresher or may have had a lapsed period in their faith.

New episode every day.

https://www.youtube.com/@TheCatechismInAYear

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Has the woman bashing conference started? Bring out the ralphawhore for more public humiliation and read the tweets made by the paypigs when Ralph disavowed her on their honeymoon. The mostly male audience clearly does not like PedoPantsuParty and only tolerate her as long as Ralph cares to keep her around.

Ralph came up with the idea of a woman bashing conference thanks to calling his wife of ten-days a cum guzzling whore at JFK, and on Twitter, got Ralph more attention than Servomania so his tiny brain is scrambling to figure out how to it again. Unfortunately he’s far too cowardly to let everyone watch him berate and abuse his wife.

There are a things Ralph desperately wants to keep private and his shameful spouse abuse is near the top of the list. Ralph is just too ashamed to let an audience see him put Pantsu in her place. So he figures babbling about how all women are evil whores, except his lying whore wife, will some how work well.

When he eventually realizes how much in superchats the cozy audience would give him to watch a good solid round of verbally abusing Pantsu he will probably come around. Ralph can do a twice weekly segment on the KS of putting the lying, Pedo loving, whore in her place. Pantsu finally gets her own segment, Ralph gets to make money doing what he already does for free off camera and cozy viewers get the real authentic woman bashing content they crave.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

On the Benzo/benz question, the funniest answer to me is that he meant to type benz, but his phone autocorrected to benzo because he obviously loves his pills. I choose to go with the funniest outcome here.