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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 18 62.1%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 9 31.0%

  • Total voters
    29
Mercedes is also an extremely common car in that region of Europe. I've been to Amsterdam three times and every taxi I used was a Mercedes. I don't know if they are cheaper in Europe but they're everywhere.
While people who know anything about cars knows that German cars are hunks of plastic junk. They still hold a lot of value to white trash, hoodlums, arabs and other types of foreigners who view them as the ultimate status symbol.
It's a common stereotype where these types of people live in a ratnest of an appartment and lease or loan themselves to a breaking point to drive a Mercedes or a Bmw. I would americans have something similiar with people who live in a trailer yet drive a brandspanking new f250.
 
While people who know anything about cars knows that German cars are hunks of plastic junk. They still hold a lot of value to white trash, hoodlums, arabs and other types of foreigners who view them as the ultimate status symbol.
It's a common stereotype where these types of people live in a ratnest of an appartment and lease or loan themselves to a breaking point to drive a Mercedes or a Bmw. I would americans have something similiar with people who live in a trailer yet drive a brandspanking new f250.
I don't know why you're so fixated on race and shit, garbage people are just garbage people.
 
Is this the end of ralph's blue check mark he covets dearly?
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He “thinks” it’s a church? What gave it away? The crosses on the spires? What a retard. It is unmistakably a church. If he’s going to larp as a Christian, he should at least be able to identify their places of worship.
Who the fuck calls its a Benzo and who the fuck pays for an uber for half a mile.
Because he’s morbidly obese and he’s itching for some benzodiazepine.
 
Nigger shit most likely. I know one nwa song rhymed it with lorenzo
You see, benzodiazepines are a class of depressant drug commonly used to treat anxiety and known colloquially as benzos when abused recreationally. Gunt's beloved xannies are benzos for instance. So this "nigger shit" as you call it is actually a very clever play on words combined their love of status symbols (Mercedes Benz) and drug use, (benzodiazepines).

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand nigger jungle music.
 
Who the fuck calls its a Benzo

literally anybody that does pills. it's a very common shorthand term


Nigger shit most likely. I know one nwa song rhymed it with lorenzo
lol that isn't even the same context, he says "benzo" as slang for Mercedes Benz
 
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This makes the Washingtonian in me recoil in disgust. Too much sugar and crème will ruin the flavor of the coffee. You may as well just have a soda or a milkshake. Ralph truly is uncultured swine.
that transcends cultural issues, itd be like not knowing that a fork could be used for food so you just jam the pointy thing up your ass or in your eye hoping it will do something beneficial. Its an entirely alien response no living being should have towards the implement.
I'M GONNA GET AN OVERPRICED TAXI FOR HALF A MILE JUST TO SPITE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
i never thought it would get lower than bragging about a short walk you would never take at the top of your lungs but here we are. openly admitting youve no intention of walking and being paraded in a pedestrianized city bragging about some others guy car like the driver was his boyfriend or something. a car ride that there wasnt even time to enjoy any alleged luxury of via it being less than a mile. Null was fucking generous in saying he would simply be beaten in foreign countries. Nigga can't even function or survive a week with no human involvement needed to make it harder for him, and even with some trying to make themselves beneficial to him.

1. Freeze to death in an airport because you took an impersonal decisions by bureaucratic airport leaders personally, to the point of discomforting your own infant and newlywed wife greatly in the bitter cold. All because a building didn't want to host you. As if you should be staying in the airport anyway.

2.Refuse to walk comically short distances in a city literally made for walking.

3. Have to inconvenience citizens by having your gunt hauled three inches down the street.

4. your one other stop is for weed, which iirc is fairly common and doesn't need these globetrotting extremes to obtain at the cost of the comfort of your own family no less.

5. brag about your need to be babied by the native populace because you are too utterly retarded to function to any degree.

holy shit zatlit was a fucking cassandra truth. some mentally deranged man damaged from several brutal beatings is just running around mr magooing around endangering himself and others.
 
Are you retards seriously pretending like you've never heard someone refer to a Mercedes-Benz as a "Benzo" before?
I'm not pretending!

I'm not going to pretend like I didn't immediately know what he was trying to get at though, but also don't really know anyone that puts the brand (woman trait) on a pedestal. I kinda get why they do it, even though it's silly.
 
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Are you retards seriously pretending like you've never heard someone refer to a Mercedes-Benz as a "Benzo" before?
Most people call them Mercs.
I expect Ralphs Uber ride sounded something like this.
Laughed for a whole half mile about a guy giving him an Uber lift out of "boredom".

This conversation may have happened, but I think Ralph provided a lot more significance to it then anyone else would. Wtf.
 
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Are you retards seriously pretending like you've never heard someone refer to a Mercedes-Benz as a "Benzo" before?
Never, always “a Benz” .

Benzo are the pills Ralph eats by the handful. Benzo is always slang for Xanax/valium/kolopin. I figure Ralph’s text type predictor knows its master well.
 
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