Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Holy fucking shit there really is a white people butter chicken. And it isn't an abomination.

Thank you, a terminal posture.
Why would Tammy choose goat meat?
A lot of the time, Jack decides what Tammy eats. He's a sack of shit for many reasons, but that's another one.

It is fun when what he forces her to eat looks better than his trough 'o slop and he gets mad.
 
Enjoy folks
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Exactly the same as the rest of his life.
If something (like recurrent strokes) messes with Jack's ability to swallow, it will very much change his lifestyle.

Unless you mean he's just going to ignore the SLP, deep-throat a burger like old times, and die when it occludes his airway. In which case, jeez: it's probably going to be on-camera, too.
 
If something (like recurrent strokes) messes with Jack's ability to swallow, it will very much change his lifestyle.

Unless you mean he's just going to ignore the SLP, deep-throat a burger like old times, and die when it occludes his airway. In which case, jeez: it's probably going to be on-camera, too.
Too bad he doesn't livestream.
 
If something (like recurrent strokes) messes with Jack's ability to swallow, it will very much change his lifestyle.
jack seems like the type of guy where even if he lost the ability to swallow food he would refuse to admit that and just start making feeding tube friendly meals where he just shoves everything into a blender and injects it directly into his veins.
 
In my very white geographical area, Lamb is as common as chicken in Indian restaurants, one near me surprisingly does goat.
Then again the area historically had a high Mediterranean and middle eastern immigration so lamb dishes were not unheard of.
The only places that do goat, at least where I am, are the Caribbean places. They're literally the only places where I see goat on the menu. Could just be a regional thing or maybe I'm just not paying attention. Who knows?

30 seconds of google would tell you mayonnaise used in cake is a thing and it works to excellent results. It was a recipe on Duke's Mayo jars growing up.
What is mayo other than some vegetable oil, eggs and a touch of lemon that's been emulsified? Guess what? Those work in cake. Just like you can use sour cream. Or applesauce. Or a whole bunch of things.

No the gross part of that vid is how Jagoff eats mayo with a spoon.

Ah yes I miss Keto "One Bite" Jack.
Inhales half of the burger by smashing as much of it into his mouth as he could.

And nobody believed he was only taking one bite. You know the minute that the camera was off he ate the rest and growled at Hammy when she asked for a taste.
 
August, and quite frankly a lot of people here, don't know what the fuck they're talking about when it comes to preparing food and just criticize just to criticize.
It was the Jack video before last, but I rolled my eyes so hard at him trying to berate Jack for putting a beer in his chili, like that isn't an easily documented thing people have been doing for decades now.
Sure, an IPA (especially Lagunitas' trash) is the last kind of beer I'd pick for it, but still.
 
It was the Jack video before last, but I rolled my eyes so hard at him trying to berate Jack for putting a beer in his chili, like that isn't an easily documented thing people have been doing for decades now.
Sure, an IPA (especially Lagunitas' trash) is the last kind of beer I'd pick for it, but still.
I like a stout. I think Guinness works pretty well, at least better than actually drinking it. I also like something called Kalamazoo Stout, although I'd rather actually drink that.
 
It was the Jack video before last, but I rolled my eyes so hard at him trying to berate Jack for putting a beer in his chili, like that isn't an easily documented thing people have been doing for decades now.
Sure, an IPA (especially Lagunitas' trash) is the last kind of beer I'd pick for it, but still.
I honestly think august knows less about cooking than Jack
 
I like a stout. I think Guinness works pretty well, at least better than actually drinking it. I also like something called Kalamazoo Stout, although I'd rather actually drink that.
It gets pretty interesting if you go for the Belgian styles. I poured a bomber of Fin du Monde into mine a few years back and that's become my staple beer for chili.
 
It gets pretty interesting if you go for the Belgian styles. I poured a bomber of Fin du Monde into mine a few years back and that's become my staple beer for chili.
Unibroue has some great beers. If you like Belgian witbier their Blanche de Chambly is quite nice especially on a hot summer day.

I like a stout. I think Guinness works pretty well, at least better than actually drinking it.
Guinness might be overrated but it's a decent enough stout. If you like oatmeal stouts, and can find it, I found one oddly enough from Quebec as well called "St-Ambroise Oatmeal Stout".
 
I haven't had a bad Unibroue yet and their sampler 12 pack is S tier. Even their ovenproof beers are fantastic.

My personal tinfoil is that Jack knows the end is nigh and has gone back to drinking. He's two bottles deep into 2023 and I doubt it's a coincidence the gentleman jack disappeared right before he had his medical crisis
 
I haven't had a bad Unibroue yet and their sampler 12 pack is S tier. Even their ovenproof beers are fantastic.

My personal tinfoil is that Jack knows the end is nigh and has gone back to drinking. He's two bottles deep into 2023 and I doubt it's a coincidence the gentleman jack disappeared right before he had his medical crisis
The bourbon burgers were becoming a more common occurrence, heard he drove across the state for the wendy's one.
 
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