Unpopular views about music

Unpopular opinion among metal fans: Black Metal is overrated and sounds terrible. While I enjoy some first wave metal bands like Mercyful Fate and Bathory as well as some modern bands like Mgla, the actual "trve kvlt" black metal bands like Mayhem, Darkthrone and Burzum sound like tv static over unintelligible screaming.
 
I posted this in the Unpopular Opinions About Everything thread, but it's more relevant here. Meat Loaf's non-Jim Steinman albums actually aren't that bad. Midnight at the Lost and Found, Bad Attitude, and Blind Before I Stop were mid at worst and all three had at least a couple really good songs. Welcome to the Neighborhood is one of his most underrated and was a worthy successor to Bat Out of Hell II.
 
I have an unpopular opinion that will have people wanting to kill me. I dislike comedy music such as Weird Al and Tenacious D. Comedy music just comes off as forced and the fans seem to think it's the greatest thing since slice bread.

The people behind the music are hilarious without the music. Both Jack Black and Weird Al are naturally funny.
 
Bob Dylan, and poet-songwriters in general, are overrated. Take these lyrics for example:

You go out when the world is coming in,
If not but for the ice which is ever growing thin,
Below our feet and in the thoughts on which you dwell,
The jester speaks but never does he tell.


Now, that's just some meaningless bollocks that I've made up but if Bob Dylan had written it everyone would be lauding it at genius because he crafted the ocean-deep poet image for himself. If Noel Gallgher wrote it, everyone would rightly dismiss it as bollocks.

If lyrics and words turn you on, read some Nabokov or Shakespeare or Milton or something.
 
Bob Dylan is overrated.
Classical composer John Corigliano set seven of Dylan's lyrics as a classical song cycle for soprano and orchestra. Listening to it makes me lament how so much effort, how much orchestration talent, was wasted on words that is at best banal and as worst Twitter-dumb.
 
I have an unpopular opinion that will have people wanting to kill me. I dislike comedy music such as Weird Al and Tenacious D. Comedy music just comes off as forced and the fans seem to think it's the greatest thing since slice bread.
Yeah I see where you're coming from. I think the problem is those are the ONLY TWO parody/comedy musical acts I can listen to.
I'm not going to shit on Weird Al, but I can't listen to his music at random. If I am in the mood, I need to watch the music videos to go with them. It's one of those 'can't have one without the other' sorta things.

Not really unpopular, but the world would be an infinitely better place if every album aggregate site online was nuked from existence. Also, no album ever should be elevated to a godly status. Not only do I think nobody should like OK Computer, Aeroplane Over The Sea, TPAB, Sgt. Pepper or anything by Bjork, King Crimson or Bon Iver as much as they do.... I don't think anyone actually DOES like that stuff that much. At the end of the day, album aggregate sites and the generally excepted critical lexicon of 'great albums' only work for hipster faggots to make the world a worse place than it needs to be.

People also need to start enjoying goofy shit more. Meatloaf, Billy Joel and every 70s' soft-rock artist is way more entertaining than Sigur Ros, The Flaming Lips or any other faggot band is at being "good".
 
Radiohead's music is just terrible. It's so unpleasant to listen to.

I think from 1997-2001 they were the best band ever but they've been overrated for the last 20 years. They're always credited with being the great experimentors but almost everything song they've done since 2001 starts with a droney mumble style of singing and finishes with Thom do a falsetto oooooo for the outro.

You have it and then you lose it.
 
I don't understand why people love The Grateful Dead so much. I don't hate them necessarily, but I've never understood their broad appeal.
Because they're stoned and because the Dead would jam endlessly. They've always really been about the concerts. I like a couple of their outliers like Blues for Allah and most of their songs that actually hit the charts. They weren't technically phenomenal, but they were fun.
 
I thought that was the prevailing opinion and almost the point of it.
The point of it sounding terrible depends on who the audience is. To the average normie who only listens to the top pop songs of the week then yes it’s meant to sound unbearable.
 
Bob Dylan, and poet-songwriters in general, are overrated. Take these lyrics for example:

You go out when the world is coming in,
If not but for the ice which is ever growing thin,
Below our feet and in the thoughts on which you dwell,
The jester speaks but never does he tell.


Now, that's just some meaningless bollocks that I've made up but if Bob Dylan had written it everyone would be lauding it at genius because he crafted the ocean-deep poet image for himself. If Noel Gallgher wrote it, everyone would rightly dismiss it as bollocks.

If lyrics and words turn you on, read some Nabokov or Shakespeare or Milton or something.
Bob Dylan can't sing for shit, is terrible at every instrument in the world, and has the compositional skills of a small child. In a just world, he would die homeless.
I've seen so many testimonies from people who went to see Dylan live and say what amounted to, "All he did was come out on stage and croak a few incomprehensible things and then left. We were so disappointed."

What were they expecting?
 
I've seen so many testimonies from people who went to see Dylan live and say what amounted to, "All he did was come out on stage and croak a few incomprehensible things and then left. We were so disappointed."

What were they expecting?
Dylan is really inconsistent. I think Highway 51 Revisited and Bringing It All Back Home, Blood on Tracks, Blonde on Blonde, and a few others are immortal classics, but a lot of his output is pretty non-memorable. That isn't necessarily bad. Not even all of Shakespeare is great.

But as a performer he's generally terrible with occasional moments of brilliance.

He has a terrible, reedy voice and sounds like he's singing entirely through his nose most of the time. This is why so many songs he wrote are a lot better performed by pretty much anyone who isn't Dylan.

To pick another singer-songwriter from the same era, I'd say Joni Mitchell is either Dylan's equal or superior by almost any musical metric. Her lyrics are consistently top-notch, with emotional resonance instead of intellectual wankery, she gave room to other musicians to be their absolute best (like Jaco Pastorius or Herbie Hancock or Pat Metheny or Charles FUCKING Mingus), and that's without her actual genius as a performer.

She used her voice like a violinist used a Stradivarius. She could sing the phone book and move a grown man to tears.

Either way, Joni Mitchell >= Bob Dylan by every objective metric.

Don't get me wrong, Dylan is a genius songwriter (except when he isn't), but Mitchell is easily as good (and more consistent) and better at everything else.
 
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