🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[fromthebowelsofthebizzare]

Why the fuck would Meltzer or anyone of any notoriety give a any fucks about yet another slapped together outlaw mudshow in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere?

I would geek if Meltzer beat the fuck out of Ralph. Dave is fucking jacked.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hope the Schipol icicles have melted off poor Rozy’s toes by now.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

Just a reminder not to feel sorry for Meigh as she deliberately chose this life

A-man-duh is also a pedophile, which should also never be forgotten.

 

[Pigtoad]

Almost vomited when I saw this video, you will feel similarly even if you are desensitized, guaranteed!
At least to me, this is on par with the gunt tape.
Just look at the Mexican sitting next to him, immerse yourself in his unrestrained contempt.

Spoiler: NSFL

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[MirnaMinkoff]

And Nicholas J. Fuentes has not kissed a woman that's not his Mexican Jewish mum.

So what?

Right, Nick is proud of this too.

Sandra had Ralph convinced she never touched a man after dear Ronnie abandoned the family, and he was proud of that. Ralph knew she was telling the truth about handing out church pamphlets at all the SNOW reunion shows she traveled too. She certainly was not sucking dick in the bathrooms for half a gram of coke like the good old days.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

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Guess Ralph looks down on incels after all.

Just go ahead and ask Mr.Feet for a date Ralph, all you do is talk about him when you’re banging your whore or publicly slobbering on her horse teeth. Pro-tip people in love don’t film spite smooching then post it on Twitter to try to get a reaction from their ‘enemies’ (lol). You are obsessed with this man because he dumped you. You’re having a girly BPD meltdown. You sound like a massive faggot.

 

[MeltyTW]

Hope Cleo is alive and is watching over Rozy.

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So i had to look up who dave was and holy fuck! ralph you are delusional as hell. you are a literal scragly crackhead ranting about schizo stuff to whatever important person passes you by, thinking that just you being there is notable to people much much much more famous than you simply because you showed up and filmed it as opposed to everyone else including the camera crew there filming it. you are the bum with 100 viewers ranting in their shit stained pants at movie stars leaving the theater while you film them fleeing in terror and disgust with clenched noses with your phone.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

Ralph has been a disgusting and reprehensible person in every way possible for years but this recent "trolling" of Harry has been just the fucking worst.

Just put the bitch in a donkey show already Ralph. That'd really own the haters but you're too much of a coward.

 

[Keranu]

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WTF? Short sleeve? Short sleeve and woolen hat?

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Aww Ralph once again gets trolled into taking care of his daughter by buying a hat. What would you do without us, Ralph? You and May suck at parenting.

 

[HackerX]

So i had to look up who dave was and holy fuck! ralph you are delusional as hell. you are a literal scragly crackhead ranting about schizo stuff to whatever important person passes you by, thinking that just you being there is notable to people much much much more famous than you simply because you showed up and filmed it as opposed to everyone else including the camera crew there filming it. you are the bum with 100 viewers ranting in their shit stained pants at movie stars leaving the theater while you film them fleeing in terror and disgust with clenched noses with your phone.

I mean, the Ralphamania shitshow was vaguely noticed by Sean Ross Sapp who is arguably only a tier below in notoriety as far as wrestling journalism.

I haven't paid attention to that sphere in a while,but I'd love to listen to Bryan Alvarez go HAM on Sunset Wrestling and/or Ralph

 

[thebigdream]

Ralph has been a disgusting and reprehensible person in every way possible for years but this recent "trolling" of Harry has been just the fucking worst.

Just put the bitch in a donkey show already Ralph. That'd really own the haters but you're too much of a coward. View attachment 4444860

broz i odnt feel so good

 

[MeltyTW]

I mean, the Ralphamania shitshow was vaguely noticed by Sean Ross Sapp who is arguably only a tier below in notoriety as far as wrestling journalism.

I haven't paid attention to that sphere in a while,but I'd love to listen to Bryan Alvarez go HAM on Sunset Wrestling and/or Ralph

that doesnt equal to "i deserve your time for my racist rape shitshow with ten viewers or youre a coward censoring the truuuuuuuuff!", the guy who goes viral for eating a turd and jumping the barriacades to spit up at a celebrity doesnt instantly become a legit figure who other celebs need to listen to the movie pitches of or whatever. its what fame hungry people jumping in front of cameras dont get. you can be seen by everyone on the planet but only serve a tiny if any purpose to a broadcast or news cycle and be forgotten by just as many.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

What if Ralph keeps escalating with this disgusting haram footage? What’s next doesn’t bear thinking about.
For the love of god Mr.Feet, pay The Ralph’s the $8000 for all our sakes.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Ralph holding the world hostage in the manner of a Bond villain.

"YEW WIRE ME THE FIVE MILLION OR ILL KISS THIS HORSE AGIN!!!"

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I would geek if Meltzer beat the fuck out of Ralph. Dave is fucking jacked.

Dave definitely wouldn't, but I don't think that Ralph understands how much of a power keg the wrestling industry is. It's not nearly as volatile like it was back in the day where they felt that even joking about their jobs being fake was enough justification to send someone to the emergency room but there are still people within the industry crazy enough to check him if he mouths off. The guy is a scumbag wifebeater, but I can't IMAGINE what would happen if Ralph caught the attention of Alberto Del Rio. One offhand remark about his friends or family and that motherfucker will make the trip to Ralph's home just to add another assault charge to his rapsheet.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

What if Ralph keeps escalating with this disgusting haram footage? What’s next doesn’t bear thinking about.
For the love of god Mr.Feet, pay The Ralph’s the $8000 for all our sakes.

He's become like the spastic kid in class, looking you in the eyes and eating a booger as a "joke".

>Hey Harry, just came in your daughter, you mad?
>Hey Harry, just scooped your daughters soul out of her mouth with my pig tongue, problem?
>Hey Harry, bet you want to bang your daughter too, jealous?
>Hey Harry, cheated on your daughter with the other daughter, no bitches?
>Hey Harry, I ate at McDonald's in Rome AND Amsterdam, why so poor?

Stupid White nigger, please keep owning Mr Morris. He looks like SUCH a disgusting idiot right now

 

[fromthebowelsofthebizzare]

Dave definitely wouldn't, but I don't think that Ralph understands how much of a power keg the wrestling industry is. It's not nearly as volatile like it was back in the day where they felt that even joking about their jobs being fake was enough justification to send someone to the emergency room but there are still people within the industry crazy enough to check him if he mouths off. The guy is a scumbag wifebeater, but I can't IMAGINE what would happen if Ralph caught the attention of Alberto Del Rio. One offhand remark about his friends or family and that motherfucker will make the trip to Ralph's home just to add another assault charge to his rapsheet.

I could somewhat see that happening. Ralph’s a pretty big wrestling mark though so he’d have to get pretty beligerently drunk for that to happen or go to one of the more outlaw lucha promotions.

 

[👑Duster King👑]

Ralph kissing a "girl" might be the one thing that makes Nick kick him off cozy

 

[PlaguePuppy]

Where is Rozy? Is she with them, isn't getting drunk as fuck around kids in your care thought to be bad parenting. How the fuck does May just exist with this fat bacchus looking mofucker just absolutely spanked out of his mind without wanting to end it all.

She's locked in the bathroom with a bottle of Makers and a cheap cigar with the cat acting as the nanny this evening?

 

[fromthebowelsofthebizzare]

Dave definitely wouldn't, but I don't think that Ralph understands how much of a power keg the wrestling industry is. It's not nearly as volatile like it was back in the day where they felt that even joking about their jobs being fake was enough justification to send someone to the emergency room but there are still people within the industry crazy enough to check him if he mouths off. The guy is a scumbag wifebeater, but I can't IMAGINE what would happen if Ralph caught the attention of Alberto Del Rio. One offhand remark about his friends or family and that motherfucker will make the trip to Ralph's home just to add another assault charge to his rapsheet.

Also speaking of that I’d like to see the wrestler Wifebeater would fuck Ralph up. I can’t even imagine what his weedwhacker would do to Ralph’s bifurcated gunt.