Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Yes and yes. Contrary to popular belief individual donations aren't screened, they're put into a batch of identical blood types which is then tested. One bad donation ruins the entire batch.

But signalling is important so she lied and encouraged others to do so.



Originally, the standard disclosure contract they gave her to sign said that they could use and edit footage how they see fit without approval. She demanded it be changed so that no individual piece of footage could be used without her explicit given consent

Then she got into fights with a bunch of people. Out of conciliation, they fired the guy who asked a gender-related question. That was on day two. On day three by all accounts nothing much happened but at the end she wouldn't approve of the gamejam using ANY footage of her. Two other contestents said that they wouldn't consent if Zoe wouldn't. The apparent reason was that she didn't want to reward an organization that would hire the sexist producer that they fired the day earlier just for her. You can read Kotaku journalist Nathan Grayson's writeup of it. Yes that's a familiar name

So a couple hundred grand went down the toilet. Zoe Quinn then apparently enjoyed the experience so much she wanted to start her own gamejam. That was RebelJam, which Grayson promoted, the donation page opened, a bunch of money was collected and absolutely nothing happened. Not even updates. Ask about it, she will block you.

In the end, alls we really have is ZQ and Graysons words on how things were going down. Was Zoe this inspiring perfect Female Game Designer that wouldn't buckle under the pressure of the Evil Producer who wanted her to act for some extra drama? That they all signed up for this and then suddenly realized Capitalism was a soulless gaping maw that swallows people whole as their Marxists books had always told them? She rallied the people together to stand up against Capitalism, after apparently signing all the paperwork?

I think theres something more to it. You don't just walk out on stuff with investors involved like this and everyone goes home happy.
 

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my partner at the time

TRUE LOVE IS DEAD.

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Twitter PTSD? That's not just a meme? Then again, she did claim to have stabbed her rapist to death, but I don't know if she's still peddling that story.

Anyway it is amazing how many of her decisions rhetorically devolve into terrible things that just somehow happen to her, and that the court's most banal bureaucratic procedures become part of a legal conspiracy against her. The long nightmare of maybe getting a phonecall from a lawyer every couple weeks is over, she will no longer be asked to submit evidence for her claims.

Btw "sicced" translates to "tweeted at"
 
Wait when did she get hips?

It appears she received hip implants to feminize her physique.

You can see from her early nudes she has a masculinised WHR (waist-to-hip ratio).

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The torso tilt is a standard photography technique to give the illusion of a more feminine WHR, as is the use of corsets.

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The female ideal (based on a multitude of empirical studies) is 0.7

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Chelsea's WHR is well above 0.7 and in the upper range of the norm for males, i.e. 0.9.

Then, with very little change in body composition we see Chelsea with a WHR of around 0.6:

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Further, weight gain in women after puberty--as well as in men--causes the WHR to increase rather than decrease and this is why it is also used as a measure of obesity. Weight gain will not cause a women's WHR to decrease by around 30%--only hip implants will do this.

She also appears to have something done to her face but I haven't devoted any time to closely examining her photographic facial history.
 
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It appears she received hip implants to feminize her physique.

Further, weight gain in women after puberty--as well as in men--causes the WHR to increase rather than decrease and this is why it is also used as a measure of obesity. Weight gain will not cause a women's WHR to decrease by around 30%--only hip implants will do this.

She also appears to have something done to her face but I haven't devoted any time to closely examining her photographic facial history.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa... wait wait wait a minute. There are fucking HIP IMPLANTS NOW?
 
Whoa whoa whoa whoa... wait wait wait a minute. There are fucking HIP IMPLANTS NOW?

There is no other way to account for such a dramatic decrease in WHR. She went from near-male typical to hyperfeminine.

Getting hip implants is a relatively simple day procedure, it's no big deal in the broader picture of aesthetic surgery.
 
There is no other way to account for such a dramatic decrease in WHR. She went from near-male typical to hyperfeminine.

Getting hip implants is a relatively simple day procedure, it's no big deal in the broader picture of aesthetic surgery.

So where does this money come from when she apparently at the time one of those "sleep on the couch" models in the indie scene then? I'm half expecting to find out shes a tranny that had hormone replacement at age 12.

As for the face, after looking through most of her photos is almost impossible to tell if shes had stuff done to her face, so much makeup, so much photo retouching, weight gain weight loss.
 
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Maybe everybody is forgetting since the days of the first Zoe Quinn thread, but the Van Valkenburgs are old money in USA. With a bit of googling, people here found the family tree-- wasn't hard since they have their own website. The starving-artist patreon and couch surfing and crustpunk lifestyle is just for social justice cred, when she needs real money, she can always draw from the trust fund. But she will try not to draw attention to her affluent background, hence the name change and trumpeting pro bono lawyers when really she paid out the ass for the most expensive law firm money could buy.

But even with all that trust fund money, Chelsea has no qualms about extravagantly expending other people's money in order to hide her own inherited wealth. It is no secret why she was attached to Lifschitz for so long (hint: it starts with "Sh" and ends with "ekels")
 
Her court case is over but her name is still completely toxic. If she really wanted the drama to go, she'd have to delete her social media... but of course she won't do that.

Dunno, she still has a strong following of assholes willing to go with the story of "winning". Toxic in many circles, sure, but I'm willing to bet she will be still be able to get noticed until that final BS that buries her.
 
Dunno, she still has a strong following of assholes willing to go with the story of "winning". Toxic in many circles, sure, but I'm willing to bet she will be still be able to get noticed until that final BS that buries her.
She will get notice but not on the mainstream scene. What I mean by that is if she is involved with anything 'popular' it'll turn badly very quickly. Remember what happened to the rumors of Anita Sarkeesian working on Mirrors Edge 2? There was a petition up with 000's of signatures even before anything was confirmed by either party. She is going have to remain underground for her own sake
 
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She will get notice but not on the mainstream scene. What I mean by that is if she is involved with anything 'popular' it'll turn badly very quickly. Remember what happened to the rumors of Anita Sarkeesian working on Mirrors Edge 2? There was a petition up with 000's of signatures even before anything was confirmed by either party. She is going have to remain underground for her own sake

dunno, both Zoe and Anita Sarkeesian worked on the Betrayal expansion
 
Chelsea's the one that started this entire legal battle with her ex and then vacated the order when Eron was clearly going to win against her. She couldn't have that narrative out there and now she's trying to desparately claim victory when no one won anything.

she bought a congresswoman and couldn't even get Eron thrown in jail overnight.
maybe they did actually google helldump.
 
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Chelsea's blog post: http://archive.is/geymF


Just before I had to take the stage at XOXO, I had to talk with my lawyers about asinine legal moves that he was pulling.

nice little self-promotional name drop on the talk. funny think about that talk though (wish I could credit the analysis - it's not mine, but I don't know who originated it - it's just floating around now)

Here's the full talk for fairness and referencece (watch it at your own peril, you won' get that 20 mins back)

the strangeness though...

here in the talk she goes on about how humanizing the target stops abusive cycles

but what was this in the intro? some humanizing?


Small pause for the approving laughter...
kind of fits in with what she says
"this feeling of self-righteousness becomes even more true and pervasive when you are surrounded by people who are telling you that you are in the right" _ Zoe Quinn
 
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According to links in old Gaymergate thread, Van Valkenburg hired law firm of Wilmer Hale for duration of the legal tussle

https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/40us3u/yo_legal_update/

According to this link from Jaimas, Wilmer Hale rates start at 750 USD per hour

https://archive.is/NOgSc

I think that will deplete a patreon revenue very quickly.

When you consider this $750 figure, just remember that's for one lawyer. With these fucking white shoe firms, you're not just getting one. That $750 is just for the good looking partner guy who never does anything. There's also the $250 an hour associates. And everyone else who gathers together in some meeting to consult on your case. You never even see those people but they also bill.

Some day when Chelsea is sucking cock for crack and looks like a meth whore extra in Breaking Bad, she'll regret squandering all that money just to beat up her ex.
 
She's definitely toxic to anyone outside her indie clique and media white knights. Chelsea will continue clinging to her harassment fund and odd jobs within her incestuous social circle.
She claims to have PTSD and depression. Not having a steady, reliable source of income and surrounding yourself with yes men and people who likely have said disorders too isn't going to help her either.
 
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