Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Soup Sammiches]

wait, the sabrina from the gus scandal/drama? that's interesting they are in contact with her. i always lowkey believed idubbbz was trying to skinwalk gus with that faggoty pedo mustache.

Spoiler: recent news musing, because I have autism

now that felix and marzia have announced that they are having a kid,, i will place bets on what anisa will do. why? because i am a catty beauty parlor poster and i know anisa loves when anyone considers felix and marzia to be the chad and stacy namebrabd versions of her dollar store relationship.

will she
a) wish them well, with maturity and grace
b) get insanely jealous and pressure icucks to have a kid
c) throw shade at the evil nazi couple for delicious clout
or
d) mind her fucking business

I'm gong to guess C then B.

 

[Balthier]

wait, the sabrina from the gus scandal/drama? that's interesting they are in contact with her. i always lowkey believed idubbbz was trying to skinwalk gus with that faggoty pedo mustache.

Spoiler: recent news musing, because I have autism

now that felix and marzia have announced that they are having a kid,, i will place bets on what anisa will do. why? because i am a catty beauty parlor poster and i know anisa loves when anyone considers felix and marzia to be the chad and stacy namebrabd versions of her dollar store relationship.

will she
a) wish them well, with maturity and grace
b) get insanely jealous and pressure icucks to have a kid
c) throw shade at the evil nazi couple for delicious clout
or
d) mind her fucking business

I love whenever Felix and Marzia have big news because I know it makes Anisa seethe. It makes her seethe even more when people compare them. She desperately wants to be the YouTube power couple that has lasting fans who love them but they're so far in the other direction. Marzia left YouTube and Felix scaled back his posting quite a bit but they still have more fans and influence than Ian and Anisa several times over. I think Anisa wouldn't even dare try to emulate them in any way because she knows she and Ian are so far outclassed. Marzia is feminine, modest and lives life outside of the internet. Anisa shaved her head, got fake tits/gaudy tattoos, started showing low-tier butthole pics on the internet and lives online. She'd claim that she doesn't want to be like them but it's a cope. Anisa has no identity and just goes with whatever she thinks will get them attention. If she thought they could pull off being a couple with class, she'd try. Even she has enough self-awareness to know they couldn't measure up.

She and Ian look like dirty white trash on top of it so it's actually very fun to A and B Felix and Marzia with Ian and Anisa. Just look at the difference:




In their announcement video, Felix says he knows Marzia will be a great mother. Can you imagine that thought ever getting close to Ian's mind when it comes to Anisa? lmao.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

will she
a) wish them well, with maturity and grace
b) get insanely jealous and pressure icucks to have a kid
c) throw shade at the evil nazi couple for delicious clout
or
d) mind her fucking business

My vote is starting at A, about a week later the seething and jealousy starts and she moves onto C, finally landing at B.

Then she can say retarded lies like the real reason I couldn't fight a CC2 was because we were trying for a baby.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

In their announcement video, Felix says he knows Marzia will be a great mother. Can you imagine that thought ever getting close to Ian's mind when it comes to Anisa? lmao.

Anisa is having a mini meltdown and I would like to think it’s because of pewdiepie/marzia’s pregnancy announcement lol

 

[JelloJerk]

Anisa is having a mini meltdown and I would like to think it’s because of pewdiepie/marzia’s pregnancy announcement lol
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I like that her first concern is about not crying for 24 hours rather than not showering for 24 hours...

 

[fatcock burgerking]

I like that her first concern is about not crying for 24 hours rather than not showering for 24 hours...

Since she doesn't fucking do anything, she can probably get away with not showering for 24~ hours without too much worse of a stink over her usual foul odor...

 

[Hangry Olivia Hye]

Anisa is having a mini meltdown and I would like to think it’s because of pewdiepie/marzia’s pregnancy announcement lol
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Stupid beautician, don't you know Anisa can't follow simple aftercare instructions?
It's gonna look like crap and she'll blame the lash tech fo sho.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

She mentioned on twitter/stream she was approved for travel but she might've prematurely assumed it. Previouly she cried and begged her lawyer hoping it would help speed things along. Once again, before anyone feels bad for Her - The only reason why Anisa can't see her father is because she wanted to be bald. Idubbbz told her she couldn't shave until after they get married, so she rushed for an Elvis wedding. "I didn't get a fairytale wedding like Marzia/Pewdiepie" "I can't see my dad" "I can't travel the world" - Everything Anisa does is Anisa's own fault.

>Anyways some updates
More CC2 promo, turns out the bloodied Idubbbz posted earlier was done by this petite woman.
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Love seeing Anisa in the background - "that should've been me boxing"

Anisa acting as an idubbbz secretary again
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Anisa dunking on tate for... asking people to test for stds??
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For all of you who didn’t know Abelina Sabrina, this might be the repressed anger about all the creepy men she has left on her wake.

She throws a better hook than Hasan.

 

[Lord Quackers]

I love whenever Felix and Marzia have big news because I know it makes Anisa seethe. It makes her seethe even more when people compare them. She desperately wants to be the YouTube power couple that has lasting fans who love them but they're so far in the other direction. Marzia left YouTube and Felix scaled back his posting quite a bit but they still have more fans and influence than Ian and Anisa several times over. I think Anisa wouldn't even dare try to emulate them in any way because she knows she and Ian are so far outclassed. Marzia is feminine, modest and lives life outside of the internet. Anisa shaved her head, got fake tits/gaudy tattoos, started showing low-tier butthole pics on the internet and lives online. She'd claim that she doesn't want to be like them but it's a cope. Anisa has no identity and just goes with whatever she thinks will get them attention. If she thought they could pull off being a couple with class, she'd try. Even she has enough self-awareness to know they couldn't measure up.

She and Ian look like dirty white trash on top of it so it's actually very fun to A and B Felix and Marzia with Ian and Anisa. Just look at the difference:

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In their announcement video, Felix says he knows Marzia will be a great mother. Can you imagine that thought ever getting close to Ian's mind when it comes to Anisa? lmao.

they both have some of that dirtball aesthetic with the tattoos

 

[Zilch]

Actually Ian got fucked up by Sabrina, Chris Ray Gun and Ethan’s coach in sparring - not Sabrina at all. They are just misleading and making it seem like this tiny gorl beat him up to try to get people more interested in their lame event. It’s all fucking weird.

It's pretty well known that you're not supposed to go hard in sparring.
But not to youtubers, apparently.

I really hate this e-celeb boxing trend where people with zero athleticism believe that they should suddenly compete in combat sports.
It makes a mockery of the sport and it's just fucking embarrassing.

 

[Melonie]

I have noticed something about the bios of Anisa and Ian:

Spoiler: Ian's

Spoiler: Anisa's

As you can see, Anisa mentions being in a relationship with Ian, but no mention of Anisa or a hint of being in relationship with Anisa. This reminds me of what Zoie Burgher said about Ian not promoting Anisa (can't find the original video, only Pear Fax's). The video is old but so far Ian has not mentioned Anisa in his bio at all. I bet he's still embarrassed being in a relationship with her LOL

EDIT: Saw that in the end of Pear Fax's vid, Ian mentioned Anisa but only referred her as "someone who helped him" and "female Maxmoefoe" rather than say he's in a relationship with her. Still think he's embarrased by her

 

[modern horrors]

I have noticed something about the bios of Anisa and Ian:

Spoiler: Ian's

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Spoiler: Anisa's

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As you can see, Anisa mentions being in a relationship with Ian, but no mention of Anisa or a hint of being in relationship with Anisa. This reminds me of what Zoie Burgher said about Ian not promoting Anisa (can't find the original video, only Pear Fax's). The video is old but so far Ian has not mentioned Anisa in his bio at all. I bet he's still embarrassed being in a relationship with her LOL

At one point he did have one line about her in his instagram description, something like "Anisa Jomha is a spicy enchilada". I wonder what made him remove it. Could be any retarded thing that she did, really.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

The bit someone said ITT about Greasy being Ian's first gf explained everything. Ian, like any other socially awkward and terminally online sperg, has always been teetering on the edge of inceldom. As a result, he puts his first gash on a pedestal and is too desperate and afraid to end this trainwreck of a relationship. Marrying her is probably the biggest mistake he's ever made and I foresee an epic nuclear explosion on twitter sometime in the future. Or maybe he'll just quietly an hero.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

Woman who does not work begging for a break

Genuinely have no idea what’s triggering this doomer behavior

At one point he did have one line about her in his instagram description, something like "Anisa Jomha is a spicy enchilada".

he removed it when he had to promote creator clash/new videos. He’s made an effort to use other social media since he began hemorrhaging subs.

 

[blablabla]

Been lurking since she wanted Ray gun dick

I miss when this thread wasn't just a bunch of fucking incels, yeah sure anisa was a horrible person, but she and Ian are just kind of fucking normal now? Like "Oh no! They're raising money for charity!". "oh no they have tattoos!" "Oh no she tweeted stuff!"

Now you have boxing experts and doctors coming in here saying she's lying just cause it's anisa. It ain't the same no more man...

Just let the thread die the peaceful death it deserves, it had a good run, love you!

go fuck yourself, faggot

 

[Leo Frank]

It's pretty well known that you're not supposed to go hard in sparring.
But not to youtubers, apparently.

I really hate this e-celeb boxing trend where people with zero athleticism believe that they should suddenly compete in combat sports.
It makes a mockery of the sport and it's just fucking embarrassing.

They’re all idiots. The stuff they post to promote this event is cringe bump inducing. Almost as bad as Anisa’s tiktok if you’ve never had the delight of checking into.

She’s in their stupid event. I think she has something going on with iCuckz 2.0 Chris Ray Gun. Probably why Anisa looks doubly jealous in that clip. Sabrina is getting the tiny Ray Gun D now on top of making a video with iCuckz.

 

[2020chan]

She’s in their stupid event. I think she has something going on with iCuckz 2.0 Chris Ray Gun. Probably why Anisa looks doubly jealous in that clip. Sabrina is getting the tiny Ray Gun D now on top of making a video with iCuckz.

That would be hilarious if they really do have something going on. Either before the training started or they hook up because they're both in the event, either way Anisa will hate that girl for getting the man she couldn't get.

The only way to get Anisa in the ring is to give her the opportunity to punch whoever Chris Ray Gun is fucking.

 

[Roak]

Notice how she's retweeting the guy who's fighting Chris Ray Gun way more than any other fighter on the card

Spoiler: Bonus cringe that happened story

(A)

 

[Sean_Igger]

Notice how she's retweeting the guy who's fighting Chris Ray Gun way more than any other fighter on the card

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Spoiler: Bonus cringe that happened story

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Unless this guy has a glass jaw or Ray Gun puts on some pounds I think Chris isn't in a winning position since he looks like a twink.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Spoiler: Bonus cringe that happened story

Oh, so she’s not crying and complaining and whinging and dooming because she’s a dried up old crust. Who feels 16 inside. Lmao aging is like kryptonite to vain people, imagine going through being a teenager and getting MORE uncomfortable with yourself as you go along