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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 41 44.1%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 9 9.7%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 46.2%
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    93
Wow, what? Someone who was going out with a tranny pedophile who didn't wash isn't a 7/10. Say it ain't so!

Ultimately, May kinda looks okay when she's cutting angles and sorts the lighting and the makeup. When you get a side profile, you start to wonder how she hasn't had Ralph's eye out with that massive beak.

Ralph parades her like a trophy wife because despite his screamin' and hollerin' about being a kang, he knows he looks like a fat, washed up lotax. She is still a step up for him, but at 5"1' he needs one of those for most of his daily activities.
 
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Although Pantsu is an ugly gunt guzzling goblin, I think her teeth do embarrass Ralph. Like with everything, he projects his own insecurities and that’s why he attacks Brantley Keem for having braces despite the fact Guntsu’s teeth look like a kid trying to fit a whole box of tic tacs in their mouth.
 
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There has been an uptick in Chupacabra sightings in Mexico over the past few months. Ralph keeps his cryptid indoors during daylight hours but she scares the shit out of the locals when he lets her out at night.
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I am still stunned every time that she actually looks like.


Faith said his breath smells like an old tampon so together the stank that is created when these two mouths meet must be weapon grade.
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I have not felt such a visceral level of disgust in a long time. My deepest condolences to those that were present. I can’t imagine the horror of seeing this in person. There’s this fat old guy making out with this trans person in the sloppiest way. I feel dirty for having seen that.

Also, it just reeks of micro dick energy. I can’t believe Harry has done to this to my boy.

Edit: Ralph, do you see Harry’s features in Amanda when you’re hitting it?
 
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If ralphawhore could rewind to before she met digi, she might have ended up a 6. She probably wouldn’t sound so stupid when she talks. As it is, being with Digi and Ralph, not getting her teeth fixed, her hair unkempt and untreated acne, no dental care, not getting regular appointments to maintain her appearance which she desperately needs to look decent, just the whole gross poverty constant stress lifestyle and untreated mental illness has dragged her down to a 3/4 on a good day. I’ll give her the sunglasses help, make it a 4. Soon the bad diet and lack of activity will start stacking up the pounds on her skinny fat frame. She already has a problematic history with her weight, so good luck with that.
 
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Elmo said:
Where is Ralph getting this information anyway? I assume from Meigh...

This makes no sense anyway. Ralph said that Harry's ex-wife left him for a "thug bartender". Which is it, fatman?
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Well it's Gunt so he might as well pulled out of whore's ass. It is not uncommon to stay single many years after long term relationship or marriage has ended. I don't know when Harry and his wife split but I assume it was long-ish relationship if they produced 3 kids. My father stayed single for 8 years after my mother died, but later had few relationships with different women (at different times) and eventually a stable long term that resulted in almost a second marriage. Do we know how long since Morri's split. If it's anything under 10 years I say it's pretty normal he's not chasing women left and right.
 
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AnOminous said:
Even that gigantic autist would need a hook of some sort and have to know what a complete embarrassment Ralph is.
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I could see a lot of pro wrestling journos wanting to expose this shitshow to taint any further shows that those in charge might be affiliated with. I could also see them wanting to hide it because it's a black eye on the industry as a whole.
 
Ethan Ralph: “Bitch I don’t give a fuck and have no morals I will never pay debts or help friends!”
Also Ethan Ralph: “All these haydurs are jealous of me because I used them lol!”
 
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