Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Trans Randy]

The findom part of Keffals history had it in March as noted at the top of this thread.

Findom Queen Clara is just findom abusing all of these people and they have not figured out they are being played.

Either way, it's time to #DropKiwiFarms for the unforgivable crime of Birthday Doxing.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Damn, wake up and he's still at 129k. Getting under 100 is taking too long

 

[Strangolapreti]

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Happy birthday, Lucas! May you live long and keep being you, a fucking retarded retard so the milk flows on forever and ever.

xoxo


Anyways, atm Lucas is trying to defend himself and his actions by pulling the "I am a shitposter" card and he's just shitposting to flush out the "wokescold" out of "his" community. This will total turn the tides in his favour lol

Oh shit lucas has the same birthday as mewtwo and Nico Robin from One piece
Can't unsee...

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

It's actually in March

Gotta love how Lucas, Cock Waffles, Roberts is going on the grind to get to 3k posts for his own birthday just to show he's reaching . At the current rate as well, our good friend Cock Waffles (that being where the name Keffals originated as according to OTMShank. Probably the funniest part of the entirety of this shit show is that of how the memory of Lucas' phantom dick remains consistent with his own online alias as the ghoul continues to cry for attention as his 15 minutes of fame are over and displays his rampant hypocritical tendencies.

 

[Great Dane]

Keffals gets ratio'd again

https://archive.ph/hsU2a

Jaidawn on Twitter: "@keffals I don't like you go away" / Twitter

archived 6 Feb 2023 21:03:07 UTC

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Pay reparations

Shrimps on Twitter: "@SEBUTHEWORLD Keffals should pay every black per…

archived 6 Feb 2023 21:07:36 UTC

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[₲litches]

Site is glitching for me, sorry. Mods delete?

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Live by the sword, die by the sword. Such as it is with these fringe extremist oddballs. Or, lack thereof anyway.

 

[Ohio State]

The recent Ooopsie once again brings to my mind who Keffals is/was: a teenage boy.

This edgy behavior, the want to create drama and say the gamer words, the frustration about sex and women. All of that is just a teenage boy going through his offensive phase.

If he were to wake up back in his 15 year old body pretransition you know he'd cry tears from joy. He could go back to spending all his time online, say vile shit, share stupid memes on his Discord and create Drama in teamspeak servers or whatever was common when Keff was 15. Same as today he'd attempt gayops with his weird troupe of edgy teen boys. Maybe even say nigger, imagine that!

And the best yet worst of all: He knows this. Being a tranny gives him nothing but a slight claim to fame and horrible thirst trap selfies that are ridiculed by the actual women here.

It wasn't a good deal, Lucas. You have my pity.

 

[Beeg Snake]

Had a nearly 5 months break from keffals cause I could not be bothered keeping up with them and decided to take a look at what was going on and couldn't have picked a much better time to have checked in . What a retard.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Had a nearly 5 months break from keffals cause I could not be bothered keeping up with them and decided to take a look at what was going on and couldn't have picked a much better time to have checked in . What a retard.

Oh the ride never ends that's for sure. Mr.Bines cannot and will not stop.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

The recent Ooopsie once again brings to my mind who Keffals is/was: a teenage boy.

This edgy behavior, the want to create drama and say the gamer words, the frustration about sex and women. All of that is just a teenage boy going through his offensive phase.

If he were to wake up back in his 15 year old body pretransition you know he'd cry tears from joy. He could go back to spending all his time online, say vile shit, share stupid memes on his Discord and create Drama in teamspeak servers or whatever was common when Keff was 15. Same as today he'd attempt gayops with his weird troupe of edgy teen boys. Maybe even say nigger, imagine that!

And the best yet worst of all: He knows this. Being a tranny gives him nothing but a slight claim to fame and horrible thirst trap selfies that are ridiculed by the actual women here.

It wasn't a good deal, Lucas. You have my pity.

Poor Lucas, all he wants to be is an online edgelord who cooms to animu and saying offensive shit. But because he trooned out and went down the lefty rabbit hole. Now he has no friends because of his edgy jokes offend the perpetually offended who are always eager to sharpen their knives on their own. And he cut off his dick so he doesn’tdven have the animu cooms anymore.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

Wonder how long it's going to be before Lucas blames KF for some more made up shit to get his retarded audience back on side..?

 

[The Mist]

This edgy behavior, the want to create drama and say the gamer words, the frustration about sex and women. All of that is just a teenage boy going through his offensive phase.

That's hilarious to think about. All of this being one gigantic fucking cope for cutting his dick off and growing old. There's no way he doesn't regret that. Also it's very interesting how a majority of MtF's tend to have a burning hatred or loathing for women. Wonder if it's envy for a legitimate womb or their biological desire to fuck one?

 

[Balr0g]

That's hilarious to think about. All of this being one gigantic fucking cope for cutting his dick off and growing old. There's no way he doesn't regret that. Also it's very interesting how a majority of MtF's tend to have a burning hatred or loathing for women. Wonder if it's envy for a legitimate womb or their biological desire to fuck one?

Most likely regret from mutilating ones body and then finding out that being a woman is not what they thought. Plus you can never feel like a real women because your axe wound is artifical. So they take it out on real women.

 

[Pargon]

Wonder how long it's going to be before Lucas blames KF for some more made up shit to get his retarded audience back on side..?

What’s he going to say? “Joshua ‘Null’ Moon, the main I supposedly obliterated from existence months ago, made me go on stream and say those things”?

There is no forgiveness or redemption from the extremely online left once you’ve transgressed. Keffals signed the death warrant on his online grifting and he did it to clown on someone just as he’s always done, with the sole difference being he got too big for his britches and did it against someone else on the progressive stack.

 

[grapeshark77]

The Twitter/Youtube/Twitch following continues to slowly plummet, if Keffals could just stop tweeting it might help but he can't.

The Twitch streams were being held up entirely by a few whales, and he already screwed them by deciding to switch to Youtube with one weekly Twitch stream after they gifted a bunch of subs. Gifting is a bit more complicated on YT, I guess? I'd expect to see Patreon/sub hits on March 1st.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Spoiler: Probably OT and MBTI sperging

What the fuck is wrong with ESFPs. I know a lot of you don't care about MBTI and might call it bullshit, nonsense etc., but I don't care. All I want to say is that I just noticed that there's a pattern of people who are bad or infamous that are ESFPs. Examples would be Logan Paul, Trisha Paytas, Anisa Jomha, Tana Mongeau and then Keffals??? I also found out that Lovely Peaches and Nikocado Avocado are one too.

ESFPs are probably cursed to be stupid and do stupid things, which surprises me since they have tertiary Te, which should make them smart, but all they do is be dumb and do stupid things, which can probably be attributed to the first function, Se.

Well at its worst and most extreme, it adds up to an irresponsible, rash showboat who has no awareness of self and no inductive reasoning capabilities, so there you go.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Quick update on the Followercaust


Latest tweet (Original / Archive)

 

[cat merchant]

The only thing that can make this funnier is if he gets banned from twitter again for saying retard too much.

 

[Kees H]

Lucas is such a retard. Doubling down while you know the community you have been pandering to your entire career is hypersensitive and can't deal with people being called retarded. Good job destroying your own career, time to go back on disability again soon I guess..