Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[I am Jack's dead arm]

i used to love watching that channel. i remember there was one show with some fag who only cooked mexican food that i couldn't stand though, can't remember his name

Rick Bayless?

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

Rick Bayless?

yeah that was him. i don’t know, just something about him annoyed me

 

[Falcon Sebben]

yeah that was him. i don’t know, just something about him annoyed me

Guy is legit in that he has one Michelin star.

Sure he might be an annoying faggot but he at least knows his stuff.

 

[Tiresome]

Guy is legit in that he has one Michelin star.

Sure he might be an annoying faggot but he at least knows his stuff.

Bayless's food and skills are absolutely fine, I take constant exception with that beard he chooses to wear that has never not looked like some kind of untreated fungal infection.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

New video from Cooking With Jack

From experience, I find that chicken breast is a terrible option to use in recipes calling for sauces, stews, or curries since it lacks all the natural oils of chicken thighs/drumsticks or boned chicken necessary for creating something consistent, creamy, and delicious. You'll just end up with ugly, flavourless glop with the appearance and texture of gruel/porridge when you substitute them for breast.

A comment on that video regarding how Jack dresses made me think about how unacceptable Jack's dresscode is, not just his hazardous food preparation and tendency to cross contaminate different food items. When preparing food, you aren't supposed to wear any jewelry (that includes items on wrists, bracelets, finger rings, watches, and necklaces) but Jack goes out all bling with his collection of rings (not a simple wedding band mind you), apple watches, and Christian cross necklaces. As we all know how disgusting Jack is, he probably has so much sweat dripping down into his food, not helped by the fact that he wears a baseball cap instead of a hairnet or a chef's hat that traps the sweat.


Jack was never fit to even cook in the first place considering how bad he still is and will always be after nearly 20 years. However, no way in hell would he ever become a professional chef and his own uniform is the final nail on the coffin for his grand delusions of becoming a celebrity chef.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

A comment on that video regarding how Jack dresses made me think about how unacceptable Jack's dresscode is, not just his hazardous food preparation and tendency to cross contaminate different food items . When preparing food, you aren't supposed to wear any jewelry (that includes items on wrists, watches, and necklaces) but Jack goes out all bling with his collection of rings (not a simple wedding band mind you) and Christian cross necklaces.

It's funny how so few Jack reviews point that out, actually I don't think I've seen anyone even mention the alarming lack of kitchen hygiene. That bison burger video is a great example, our boy just casually digs into a pile of raw meat and egg with that ring featuring a gem insert the size of a helipad.

 

[crinklefry]

Not gonna lie, i saw this video this morning, and it feels like duckman is digging a little deep here.
Yes it looks gross, but when your two killer points are "What if you'd drink all the butter from the pan?" and "Using only salt and pepper? How could you eat this?" you should probably leave it alone.

People underseason their food sure, but when you start saying you need at least 5 seasonings to eat some chicken, you're getting into Starbucks coffee syrup territory. It's becoming the new obnoxious thing among these amateur food critics.

ive noticed dude really doesn't know half the cooking shit he's talking about

 

[boxybum]

Yeah I don't understand the need to be so secretive about the health issues. They were so quick to beg for money for Brianna's brain surgery. People are going to find out anyway once he hobbles on camera with his last working arm being bum and him slurring his words unable to form sentences. If it's the end of his YouTube just put out a video and call it a day. Nothing lasts forever and no one lives forever.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Yeah I don't understand the need to be so secretive about the health issues. They were so quick to beg for money for Brianna's brain surgery. People are going to find out anyway once he hobbles on camera with his last working arm being bum and him slurring his words unable to form sentences. If it's the end of his YouTube just put out a video and call it a day. Nothing lasts forever and no one lives forever.

We're still waiting for his first appearance on camera on "F as in Frank" where he's going to talk about his trip to the hospital.

We'll see how bad he is then.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Yeah I don't understand the need to be so secretive about the health issues. They were so quick to beg for money for Brianna's brain surgery. People are going to find out anyway once he hobbles on camera with his last working arm being bum and him slurring his words unable to form sentences. If it's the end of his YouTube just put out a video and call it a day. Nothing lasts forever and no one lives forever.

My take is that it's about pride and ego. They're not updating Jack's condition because they don't want anyone to know how bad he's got it. Jack made mention of Briana's health and brain surgery because he justified it by saying, "See? Someone has it much worse than me. Now pay attention to me!"

Edit: A word.

 

[Dave.]

So I know he's a terrible christian who probably violated the seven deadly sins, but has Lust ever at any point been violated?

 

[A-Stump]

Yeah I don't understand the need to be so secretive about the health issues. They were so quick to beg for money for Brianna's brain surgery. People are going to find out anyway once he hobbles on camera with his last working arm being bum and him slurring his words unable to form sentences. If it's the end of his YouTube just put out a video and call it a day. Nothing lasts forever and no one lives forever.

They're just waiting for AI video to catch up with the voice mods so they can Weekend at Bernies him without anyone being the wiser

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

So I know he's a terrible christian who probably violated the seven deadly sins, but has Lust ever at any point been violated?

have you seen any of his videos with another man on screen?

 

[biggacracka]

So I know he's a terrible christian who probably violated the seven deadly sins, but has Lust ever at any point been violated?

He lusted after many if not all male guests he had

 

[Lenzperkins]

Bayless's food and skills are absolutely fine, I take constant exception with that beard he chooses to wear that has never not looked like some kind of untreated fungal infection.

His knowledge of Mexican food is impeccable beyond the if the salsa is good than the food is good.

Rick's brother is Skip Bayless, a Tim Tebow fanatic like Jack.

 

[Super Hans v2]

So I know he's a terrible christian who probably violated the seven deadly sins, but has Lust ever at any point been violated?

Without being a smartass about how Jack acts around his male guests, with how Jack was so persistent and fast with wanting to marry TamHam, he had to have been focusing on getting to have sex again after his divorce instead of thinking how well they'd work out as a couple.

 

[realgone2]

They're gonna wheel jack out in an iron lung. Could they fit it behind that counter?

 

[alawital]

Happy page 2500, Jack. Here's to another 2500!

 

[Padoru]

From experience, I find that chicken breast is a terrible option to use in recipes calling for sauces, stews, or curries since it lacks all the natural oils of chicken thighs/drumsticks or boned chicken necessary for creating something consistent, creamy, and delicious. You'll just end up with ugly, flavourless glop with the appearance and texture of gruel/porridge when you substitute them for breast.

i mean that's just a general thing. You generally only use Chicken Breast as is if you are entirely okay with having to work harder for the same product because it has less fat and flavor. I love eating a nice chicken Breast or use it in various dishes but i am not kidding myself enough to think that using thigh meat wouldn't make the process 100x easier

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

Is this hospital food?