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He'll be released sooner than 60 days. I'd be shocked if he serves more than 40. It's also a luxury resort that's nicer than the homes most black people live in.60 days because you ratted everyone out and made the prosecution's case for them because you live streamed your felonies. YOBA bby
I'm sure he already has.How long until he pisses someone off?
That makes him a better informant. As you said, he films his crimes. He literally hands the feds all the evidence they need to put him away indefinitely. That is the meat deals are cut from. They can agree not to prosecute for X, Y, Z so long as he gives up information about some other more interesting (and less obvious) character they want to nail to the wall. He can't narc people out if he's spinning his wheels in prison, after all.I will never believe that the feds would enlist someone this stupid. This is a man who literally can't stop filming himself committing felonies. Why would the feds need to cut any sort of deal to get information out of him? Are we to believe that Baked is capable of keeping anything secret?
I personally don't believe that Baked is capable of harboring sensitive information without blurting it out on stream but to each his own.I'm sure he already has.
That makes him a better informant. As you said, he films his crimes. He literally hands the feds all the evidence they need to put him away indefinitely. That is the meat deals are cut from. They can agree not to prosecute for X, Y, Z so long as he gives up information about some other more interesting (and less obvious) character they want to nail to the wall. He can't narc people out if he's spinning his wheels in prison, after all.
The real question is why on earth anybody would be stupid enough to hang around him, especially if they're up to something shady.
Naw, it's a common enough thing. Just like with Ralph's misdemeanor "revenge porn" case, the Big Bubba fan fics and wishful thinking will heavily outweigh reality.his stupid big mouth will get him into trouble immediately. he's a terminally online retard.
people will be sussy of him anyway because of the 60 day sentence.
Being an informant is about what information you know not how smart you are. Baked knew the names of and filmed other Jan 6th rioters and was able to give the feds information on them they wanted.I will never believe that the feds would enlist someone this stupid. This is a man who literally can't stop filming himself committing felonies. Why would the feds need to cut any sort of deal to get information out of him? Are we to believe that Baked is capable of keeping anything secret?
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He's an informant, not an agent. Informants give the feds info, the feds don't give them sensitive info. Dumb drug addicts make up a good percentage of informants.I personally don't believe that Baked is capable of harboring sensitive information without blurting it out on stream but to each his own.
Yes, informants give feds info. That idea is predicated on informants having info which is otherwise unknown to the feds. I am skeptical that Baked has any info that the feds would be unable to obtain by other means. Like just watching his streams.He's an informant, not an agent. Informants give the feds info, the feds don't give them sensitive info. Dumb drug addicts make up a good percentage of informants.
Hey I never said the FBI was smart for using him as an informant.I personally don't believe that Baked is capable of harboring sensitive information without blurting it out on stream but to each his own.
Feds used to require 85 percent of the sentence. That'd be 51 days. He's liable to fuck up and do all 60.He'll be released sooner than 60 days. I'd be shocked if he serves more than 40. It's also a luxury resort that's nicer than the homes most black people live in.
So he just magically got a super cushy and small sentence for no reason at all? Baked who was used as one of the main MSM faces of Jan 6th just got a pass? I highly doubt that. Remember that Q-Anon Shaman got 41 months in federal prison for doing exactly the same shit as Baked.I am skeptical that Baked has any info that the feds would be unable to obtain by other means. Like just watching his streams.
"Person A got a softer sentence than person B despite committing a similar offence therefore person A is definitely a snitch." This is ghetto gangbanger logic. Shit, even bloods and crips usually wait to see some paperwork....So he just magically got a super cushy and small sentence for no reason at all? Baked who was used as one of the main MSM faces of Jan 6th just got a pass? I highly doubt that. Remember that Q-Anon Shaman got 41 months in federal prison for doing exactly the same shit as Baked.
Plus his love of Yeezy's shoes and kombucha. And buying an old piece of shit RV. But I guess none of it matters when you have your parents and other paypigs bankrolling you. He also got his hair done shortly before going in.I’m not generally one to pay much attention to how other people spend their money because honestly, I generally find it boring BUT it’s very clear to me he is extremely irresponsible with money. Nevermind the sunglasses, how about buying a whole ass HOUSE that, 3 months later, he decides he wants to sell and move elsewhere. Lol. Like who does that? Unless he renovated the place and decided to flip it, but it’s my understanding he bought it as a place to live, so I doubt it.
Fuck this faggot, his glasses, and his stupid shoes. 60 days and no felony, but others are in there doin real time and have a mark on their record.View attachment 4453021
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The people doing serious time are like the cop from Virginia, who not only should have known better, refused to cooperate with the investigation, and then got busted, when on pretrial release, for selling illegally modified firearms through the mail, by the ATF.Fuck this faggot, his glasses, and his stupid shoes. 60 days and no felony, but others are in there doin real time and have a mark on their record.
that entire cozy.gov crew glows in the dark so much that a flashbang gets jealous.