Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

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He'll be released sooner than 60 days. I'd be shocked if he serves more than 40. It's also a luxury resort that's nicer than the homes most black people live in.
You need a sentence of at least a year before you qualify for early release, and can earn 54 days of good time credit a year. So unless they reduce the actual sentence I'm pretty sure he's in there for the full 60.
Baked knew the names of and filmed other Jan 6th rioters and was able to give the feds information on them they wanted.
He already gave it to them for free by posting it on the Internet though. Other than whatever DMs were on his phone or social media, it's unlikely they had much of use to get from him. His sentencing memorandum did say he cooperated, but that doesn't necessarily mean much. I have no doubt his social media bullshit whoring for money was useful to them, but he did it for free (at least from the feds).

Even pantifa knows you don't film your fellow criminals committing crimes.
 
Baked Alaska has moved once again, so it's time to play House Hunters and see what kind of trouble he's gotten himself into this time. And oh boy, is he already having $379,000 worth of regrets!


After a brief stay in the swamps north of Tampa, YOBA has taken his talents to West Palm Beach. 724 McIntosh St., West Palm Beach, FL 33405 to be exact.

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You can tell this is the room he is streaming from by the unique "box" in the corner of the wall.
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He's traded his 2017 dream home for a 1950's fixer-upper that's full of surprises he didn't plan for. Those thousands of ants swarming his floor? That's not just a pest issue; that's a cracks in the foundation leading up through cracks in the floor issue. How do we know this? Because at least two of his doors are so out of alignment that they can't even be closed. Sorry Timmy, but it's not the doors that are the issue, it's 70yr old house surrounding the doors. Your shit shack is sinking right under your tubby little feet. Too bad none of this was caught by your inspector.

And speaking of that floor, even Baked knows it's "nasty." I mean, I've heard of having an indoor/outdoor living space, but I think extending the landscaping paving tile that runs from the curb all the way though the front yard and all through your house is a little bit much. For some reason, the exterior tile is in better condition...and I'll get to that later. There's a good reason for this.


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Wtf???

So, let's move on to the positives he lists. First, there the "nice" lot size checking at 5,300sqft. And then there's the plaster walls which make the house "really sturdy and solid."
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Nothing says "really sturdy and solid" like almost the entire lower half of the walls being comprised of patches. And at this point, one really has to wonder what the fuck is going on at this place. It's almost like the former owner was a hoarder who let everything go to shit, then they died and some investor tossed some paint on this pig, and flipped it to an idiot with a bleached mullet. Because that's precisely what happened!

Hilariously, someone named Clinton used to own this place, but Rose Wilson did a real number on the joint. You can see the dates she owned it and how the property quickly fell into a dilapidated state with a yard up to your armpits in weeds, piles of junk in the driveway, and its own inoperable YOBA RV as a permanent fixture in the driveway (you really can't make this shit up). Look what we can observe from historical Google Street View images. It's safe to say that for nearly a decade, this entire house was packed to the rafters with garbage and rodents. No wonder the interior tiles are soiled like that.

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(The sneakers hanging from the power line is a nice touch)

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Look at her now though. She's got curb appeal!
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I hope the neighbors appreciate it while it lasts, because it's only a matter of time before this Huwhite Nigger returns to tradition and let's the property turn to shit like his first Tampa house.

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As they say in the real estate business, "location, location, location." Even if the house is a complete dump, it's in a "nice area" according to Baked. Yeah...a real nice area where your closest registered sex offender happens to be named Dwight Fagot. That my friends, is meme magic.

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Quick edit: it appears that for a time, this house was owned by two homosexual men. So gay sex has been had on every corner of that property. The smell will probably never leave his bedroom. This really is the perfect home for Baked. He should invite Dwight Fagot over when he's set free for a game of Twister with Black Swan.

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Baked Alaska has moved once again, so it's time to play House Hunters and see what kind of trouble he's gotten himself into this time. And oh boy, is he already having $379,000 worth of regrets!
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Is it common for Baked to sound this obnoxious with him autisticly yelling "WHAT DA YA MEAN??!!" every five seconds, or have I been behind on my intake of this guy's daily dose of faggotry?
 
Hilariously, someone named Clinton used to own this place, but Rose Wilson did a real number on the joint. You can see the dates she owned it and how the property quickly fell into a dilapidated state with a yard up to your armpits in weeds, piles of junk in the driveway, and its own inoperable YOBA RV as a permanent fixture in the driveway (you really can't make this shit up). Look what we can observe from historical Google Street View images. It's safe to say that for nearly a decade, this entire house was packed to the rafters with garbage and rodents. No wonder the interior tiles are soiled like that.
You left out the best part from the Google Street View. Look at the truck in the driveway.
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They had to call in the contractor that advertises he specializes in extremely fucked up situations to salvage this crack house and it managed to get captured by Google Maps then they sold it to the dumbest motherfucker on the planet who also happens to be a lolcow. This is legit like some gag off a TV show. Can't wait to see how this dingy squat shack holds up to the first hurricane.
 
Not quite sure how this involves baked Alaska but amusing if true.

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Microchip was one of the earliest pushing & grifting off the Qanon bullshit iirc - an online glowie faggot if there ever was one
How the fuck is there literally a guy named that?
Speaking of faggots, a Floridaman sex-offendor named Dwight Faggot was born for the ip2 & cozy tv irl streaming lifestyle if anyone ever was - hopefully Baked is released in time to recruit him
 
Not quite sure how this involves baked Alaska but amusing if true.

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Mackey AKA Ricky Vaughn, Baked, and Microchip were all ecelebs that ran in the same circles around the 2016 election cycle. It would not surprise me if Chuck Johnson and Peter Theil are also involved in whatever story this is since Vaughn was working with Johnson with Thiel's backing.
 
Mackey AKA Ricky Vaughn, Baked, and Microchip were all ecelebs that ran in the same circles around the 2016 election cycle. It would not surprise me if Chuck Johnson and Peter Theil are also involved in whatever story this is since Vaughn was working with Johnson with Thiel's backing.
I'd be shocked if Thiel's name actually got dragged into the courtcase though.
Chuck Johnson is a name I haven't seen in a while, what was the name of his website or whatever it was that he had going on back then?
 
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