Baked Alaska has moved once again, so it's time to play House Hunters and see what kind of trouble he's gotten himself into this time. And oh boy, is he already having $379,000 worth of regrets!
After a brief stay in the swamps north of Tampa, YOBA has taken his talents to West Palm Beach. 724 McIntosh St., West Palm Beach, FL 33405 to be exact.



You can tell this is the room he is streaming from by the unique "box" in the corner of the wall.

He's traded his 2017 dream home for a 1950's fixer-upper that's full of surprises he didn't plan for. Those thousands of ants swarming his floor? That's not just a pest issue; that's a cracks in the foundation leading up through cracks in the floor issue. How do we know this? Because at least two of his doors are so out of alignment that they can't even be closed. Sorry Timmy, but it's not the doors that are the issue, it's 70yr old house surrounding the doors. Your shit shack is sinking right under your tubby little feet. Too bad none of this was caught by your inspector.
And speaking of that floor, even Baked knows it's "nasty." I mean, I've heard of having an indoor/outdoor living space, but I think extending the landscaping paving tile that runs from the curb all the way though the front yard and all through your house is a little bit much. For some reason, the exterior tile is in better condition...and I'll get to that later. There's a good reason for this.




Wtf???
So, let's move on to the positives he lists. First, there the "nice" lot size checking at 5,300sqft. And then there's the plaster walls which make the house "really sturdy and solid."
Nothing says "really sturdy and solid" like almost the entire lower half of the walls being comprised of patches. And at this point, one really has to wonder what the fuck is going on at this place. It's almost like the former owner was a hoarder who let everything go to shit, then they died and some investor tossed some paint on this pig, and flipped it to an idiot with a bleached mullet. Because that's precisely what happened!
Hilariously, someone named Clinton used to own this place, but Rose Wilson did a real number on the joint. You can see the dates she owned it and how the property quickly fell into a dilapidated state with a yard up to your armpits in weeds, piles of junk in the driveway, and its own inoperable YOBA RV as a permanent fixture in the driveway (you really can't make this shit up). Look what we can observe from historical Google Street View images. It's safe to say that for nearly a decade, this entire house was packed to the rafters with garbage and rodents. No wonder the interior tiles are soiled like that.
2011
2014

2021
(The sneakers hanging from the power line is a nice touch)


2022
Look at her now though. She's got curb appeal!
I hope the neighbors appreciate it while it lasts, because it's only a matter of time before this Huwhite Nigger returns to tradition and let's the property turn to shit like his first Tampa house.

As they say in the real estate business, "location, location, location." Even if the house is a complete dump, it's in a "nice area" according to Baked. Yeah...a real nice area where your closest registered sex offender happens to be named Dwight Fagot. That my friends, is meme magic.
Quick edit: it appears that for a time, this house was owned by two homosexual men. So gay sex has been had on every corner of that property. The smell will probably never leave his bedroom. This really is the perfect home for Baked. He should invite Dwight Fagot over when he's set free for a game of Twister with Black Swan.
