Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Lucas seems to be unaware of how hated he is online or maybe he is aware but convinced himself that it's not true. Remember that in Metokur's final stream poll that Lucas beat Sam Bankman-Fried in being the most hated person online. In the Kiwi Farms Lolcow Awards Lucas beat the competition in a landslide. I think the Twitter Leftist Trans community has been looking for an excuse to dump Lucas for a while now and this opportunity fell on their lap.
 
Why do troons choose such lame fucking 1920s grandma names? Doreen is one that comes to mind.
Mabel is another one i've noticed seems to be common among troons. Perhaps 1920s grandma names are the new retro 2020s grandpa names. Things get weirdly cyclical sometimes

Either that or its a subtle clue the troon is looking for his own troon version of colonel potter
 
Mabel is another one i've noticed seems to be common among troons. Perhaps 1920s grandma names are the new retro 2020s grandpa names. Things get weirdly cyclical sometimes

Either that or its a subtle clue the troon is looking for his own troon version of colonel potter
A lot of them have a fetish for the 50's housewives. You see them giving themselves names common along housewives in the 50's like Mabel, Rose, Diane, Kathleen, Cheryl, etc. It harkens to their submissive fetish as all these disgusting freaks saw themselves as the submissive woman in the degenerate porn they watched and in their fucked up mind nothing is more submissive than a 50's housewife.
 
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A lot of them have a fetish for the 50's housewives. You see them giving themselves names common along housewives in the 50's like Mabel, Rose, Diane, Kathleen, Cheryl, etc. It harkens to their submissive fetish as all these disgusting freaks saw themselves as the submissive woman in the degenerate porn they watched and in their fucked up mind nothing is more submissive then a 50's housewife.
These Douglas Sirk-obsessed troons with the coifs and pearls and these names (that are cool imo, but not in this context) are I think my least favorite subtype. The mockery they make of real women is more offensive than the drag queen-esque bimbo troons or the lumpen base-state Keffals/Gibes variety.
 
Lucas seems to be unaware of how hated he is online or maybe he is aware but convinced himself that it's not true. R

The arc is looking like a cult. But there is a flaw in the plan.

The discord nuke and recreation - so only the true believers are allowed into the new world odor.
The being brand unsafe for Twitch/YouTube and even Twitter allows getting nuked so the only place to see 'em will be on the keffals.gg site.
Having listened to part of the pick-me-ru creation BS has 'the people telling me I'm an ass are in bad faith' thus showing the mindset is "Nope - keffals is doing no wrong!" and the utter asshole nature of effort will limit the new world odor to only the true believers who:
1) will pay for access
2) won't cause me narcissistic injury.

A smaller group, but more willing to follow the cult leader.

The flaw?

Lacking the tech chops and time to run keffals.gg. If the provider decides to yeet Keffals.gg and becomes banned on Discord/Youtube/Twitter/Twitch keffals.gg will suffer the fate wished upon KF. The size of the keffal stans isn't gonna be large enough to hire tech talent to survive removal from all those places.

What's keffals gonna do then? Set up on pilled.net?
 
Some twitter users are beginning to a-log as Keffals mentions Kiwi Farms again.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, at Lucas' core he just wants to be a cool kid on 4chan and the farms. Of course he's going to say retard over and over again and be as edgy as possible. It's been his entire personality since before he even transitioned. To this day I think that if things were different Keffals would be chomping at the bit to have every Kiwi Farms user talk about how based he is and would love nothing more than to be a celebrated Chris Chan troll. I would put money on Keffals at least being a regular reader of the forum if not a user before the #dropkiwifarms stuff happened, it's how he immediately knew who Null was the minute he got attention from him.

You will never be a kiwi, Lucas.
 
The arc is looking like a cult. But there is a flaw in the plan.

The discord nuke and recreation - so only the true believers are allowed into the new world odor.
The being brand unsafe for Twitch/YouTube and even Twitter allows getting nuked so the only place to see 'em will be on the keffals.gg site.
Having listened to part of the pick-me-ru creation BS has 'the people telling me I'm an ass are in bad faith' thus showing the mindset is "Nope - keffals is doing no wrong!" and the utter asshole nature of effort will limit the new world odor to only the true believers who:
1) will pay for access
2) won't cause me narcissistic injury.

A smaller group, but more willing to follow the cult leader.

The flaw?

Lacking the tech chops and time to run keffals.gg. If the provider decides to yeet Keffals.gg and becomes banned on Discord/Youtube/Twitter/Twitch keffals.gg will suffer the fate wished upon KF. The size of the keffal stans isn't gonna be large enough to hire tech talent to survive removal from all those places.

What's keffals gonna do then? Set up on pilled.net?

Joining cozy.tv, bringing the catboy ranch and the catboy enjoyer Nick together.
 
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My favorite part about shit like this is that this retard is just doing it to himself. Despite all the crap he pulled, there was no "counterattack" on our part, unless you want to count this thread, which I don't. He had this whole army behind him and was practically an internet celebrity of sorts. Now it's all crumbling away and it's entirely his fault.
 
A lot of them have a fetish for the 50's housewives. You see them giving themselves names common along housewives in the 50's like Mabel, Rose, Diane, Kathleen, Cheryl, etc. It harkens to their submissive fetish as all these disgusting freaks saw themselves as the submissive woman in the degenerate porn they watched and in their fucked up mind nothing is more submissive than a 50's housewife.

the gays are obsessed with kitsch and camp bullshit so it makes sense
 
Tweets have been deleted. Instead he decided to retweet this:

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- "a lot of people"
- one account

This is the kind of bullshittery I really, really hate.
At the same time, the term "no bad tactics, just bad targets" exists for a reason. When things get heated, they reveal themselves to be angry little assholes who don't play by the rules they set for others.
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again, at Lucas' core he just wants to be a cool kid on 4chan and the farms. Of course he's going to say retard over and over again and be as edgy as possible. It's been his entire personality since before he even transitioned. To this day I think that if things were different Keffals would be chomping at the bit to have every Kiwi Farms user talk about how based he is and would love nothing more than to be a celebrated Chris Chan troll. I would put money on Keffals at least being a regular reader of the forum if not a user before the #dropkiwifarms stuff happened, it's how he immediately knew who Null was the minute he got attention from him.

You will never be a kiwi, Lucas.
20 bucks says he's already here and probably has a four digit post count.
 
To this day I think that if things were different Keffals would be chomping at the bit to have every Kiwi Farms user talk about how based he is and would love nothing more than to be a celebrated Chris Chan troll.
So what you're saying is that if Lucas had access to the farms, he wouldn't have ended up inverting his dick and making himself infertile. You heard it here first, Kiwi Farms saves kids' penises. Null could make that the site motto.
 
Waiting for the day "fuck" becomes an ableist slur to those who have cut off their penis.
You could easily say that “fuck” has a connotation of violently having intercourse against someone, thus it is rape culture. In fact, I know feminist groups that unironically believe stuff like this.

Considering r/communism wouldn't even let you say “dumb” or “stupid,” it's not too long until any slightly negative word is grounds for public execution in the eyes of the left.
 
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