Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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Does it cost extra? It was always included in the base price for me, so it was nice to make sure it was even., like eyebrows.
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Depends on the length and your general cleanliness. If you look and smell like a fat hobo who lives in the same clothes 24/7 they charge you extra. (Sister was a stylist at a salon for like 25 years. I've heard stories that would make your teeth curl.)
 
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Curious how Boogie’s abusive evil mother decided to leave him (and not his siblings) the house. If she was so bad she would’ve probably remortgaged near her death and pissed away the money, leaving the land in debt to the bank. Boogie says the only reason he hasn’t sold is because it’s run down so it IS sellable.
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-Hopefully there a voiceover narration edited in “Steven then wakes up at 2:30pm, checks his social media stats before he heads straight to the medicine cabinet, followed by him wolfing down 3 bowls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch”
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Will be interesting to see how Boogie tries to curate his eating on camera. “Boy, this one pizza slice totally hit the spot, do you want the rest of the pizza Mike? It’s wild how I barely eat anything yet manage to gain so much weight!”
 
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I agree with @Chainsaw Juggler and this won't be a hit piece. Mr. Clum would not look well getting suicide baited by Boogie and wouldn't ruin his reputation over a documentary that's going to flop anyways.

It appears that Boogie is going to be real quiet on social media while they're filming this documentary. The last few posts he's had on Twitter indicate (to me at least) that he was coached by Clum on what to put out and to create interest while posting as little as possible (something Boogie has never been known to do) for example, the sleep study pics, the dating question and the burrito picture all with him not replying with 'pity me or sexual comments.

As far as the 'owning my mons house' goes, if anything he co-owns it with his siblings via his moms will and they would all have to split it, he doesn't own shit.

I have a feeling that by the time this doc does come out, Boogie will have gone too long without posting YouTube videos, live streams or Twitter posts and will have driven even more of his core audience away. Either way The Farms will get more enjoyment out of this than his own audience.
 
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An incredibly annoying Anomaly ripoff subscribed to Boogie's Onlyfans and yep, you guessed it. He's scamming people:

[Archive: https://archive.md/BRHzJ]

It's him reposting Tiktoks, sitting in the bathtub pouring water on his head and the usual shirtless videos. Nothing he doesn't already post to his social media platforms.
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given how he treats his patreon and channel membership (he finally started posting membership exclusive content, but let's see how long he keeps up with it) I'm not at all surprised to hear his only fans is just as lackluster. this video was a bit painful to sit through, but it helped confirmed my suspicion. I've been curious about how lazy his onlyfans content is, but there's no universe where I'd bring myself to 1) give boogie a crumb of a dollar and 2) of all things pay for his onlyfans.

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It appears that Boogie is going to be real quiet on social media while they're filming this documentary. The last few posts he's had on Twitter indicate (to me at least) that he was coached by Clum on what to put out and to create interest while posting as little as possible (something Boogie has never been known to do) for example, the sleep study pics, the dating question and the burrito picture all with him not replying with 'pity me or sexual comments.
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I don't think mike is helping boogie in any way that doesn't directly benefit the production of the documentary. mike likely doesn't care if boogie goes on a twitter rampage or posts another garbage 15k views video to youtube. the only coaching going on will probably be in-front of the camera for content. at most, mike is trying to help boogie come up with video ideas that could draw more views compared to the dumpster fires being dropping lately. they kept revisiting the idea of a "healthy mukbang" repeatedly throughout the stream, which to be honest, is pretty cliché and nothing revolutionary. the lack of posts is likely due to boogie being kept busy by the production. even when they were streaming, mike had a camera man in the room filming. boogie probably has less down time than we think right now and mike is putting his ass to work for once.

keep in mind, while mike is a successful entrepreneur, I don't really think he's some sort of youtube guru. he's involved in the youtube sphere through his investment company where he works with content creators, but at the end of the day, he targets creators that have already built a successful brand within a specific industry niche. he likely doesn't have much of a clue on how to navigate boogie's train wreck of a situation outside of suggestions that are already incredibly obvious, like stream more, work out, eat healthy, basically everything that everyone has been telling boogie to do for years now.

regardless, we all know boogie is set in his ways at this point in his life and career. this partnership is temporary, and once everything is all said and done, boogie will continue to be lazy and not care. he's secretly hoping this documentary will help revitalize his career which is a repeated flawed thought process of his that has done nothing to propel his career forward. there is no magical solution, and there will never be a magical solution.
 
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I’ll echo the opinion that Clum’s not going rogue to fuck Boogie over. Here’s why:
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https://clumgroup.com/ it looks like he's reached out for help saving his dying channel
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Look at this dude’s website. Yeah, there’s a bunch of (probably non-problematic) content creators listed there, but look at the linked portfolio at https://clumcreative.com/ (actually, I think someone’s posted this link before). Guy’s got what seems to be a successful marketing firm. Says they’ve got 30+ staff. They’ve done work for brands like Stanley, Faber Castell, Body Armor, etc. Those aren’t huge names, but they’re not small fries.

I don’t see Mike taking the risk of pissing off Boogie, the guy who will put you on blast for breathing the wrong way, for what? I’m assuming (and hoping) Mike’s gotten at least a down payment for this already. Being the professional Mike is, I’d expect him to do the job he was paid to do.

And I wouldn’t fault the guy for sticking to the plan, even if Boogie is a huge thorn in his side. He’s got a lot to lose and not much to gain except the respect of an Internet forum that hasn’t got the best press, and maybe some drama YouTubers. Not impressive from a business standpoint, and could drive away potential clients. Imagine if Body Armor found out about the Boogie hit piece. Someone at the company would have to consider, “is Mike going to turn our ad into a hit piece?” It’s a lot of risk for a guy who runs a company (with 30+ employees to support) whose whole image is based on the marketing media they produce.

I think the best we can hope for is a doc that has little commentary, but a lot of little vignettes that have Boogie expose his own unfiltered personality. Something like this Dan Bell doc.
 
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The documentary could actually be a good success, we see guys like sunny get 5 million views with boogie content, obviously if it was on boogies page it would likely do a few hundred thousand given it would be interesting content at least.

It’s also not uncommon for documentarians and their subjects to fall out once something is out, history is littered with people thinking a doc will turn about their fortunes only for it to kill them stone dead. If he’s good at his job boogie won’t be able to manipulate it the way he wants, it will speak for itself, Mike has already said boogie is a covert narcissist.
 
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I'm like 80% sure that earlier in the stream this date Clum has supposedly arranged (paid for?) is mentioned, and I believe Steven the sex-pest also immediately mentioned getting laid but I can't be bothered to go hunt it down. I remembered this one from the Facetime call, it's the more important clip anyways. He's so hyper-focused on sex that he mentions it twice in quick succession, and I'm pretty sure this fine lady had already answered the video call and could likely hear him for the second one. Either way, how close he cut it sure says a whole lot about who he really is and what he thinks of women. She sure looks young to me but hard to say exactly (early-mid 20s is my guess), certainly nowhere near his generation anyways but this was to be expected. Her only qualifier for date location being 'somewhere with drinks' makes me think she figures she might need them to make it through, LOL.

Her reply to Clum's question about what she wants to say to the stream was really curious to me, she says 'I'm looking forward to this experience andddddd... I hope it's beneficial for both parties.' There's just something about this combination of words and the way she says them that fucking SCREAMS either financial arrangement or faked to me, like that's a totally normal way to talk about a first date right? This girl is relatively young looking and while she's not my taste she's not exactly some haggard witch either and apparently also single, so IMO we have to ask ourselves a couple things here: How did she come to find herself in this situation, and why would she agree to it?

From quick googling Clum is apparently 29 years old and based out of either Cleveland or Wisconsin, so how likely is it that he just happened to know someone like her that he could set Steven up with in Arkansas for this? Let's be honest with ourselves, there aren't really any compelling reasons for any healthy woman of sound mind and body to date Steven. I can see Clum maybe being able to pull her off Tinder or something for a date with HIMSELF, but not for Steven. In my mind that leaves two remaining options, either money, clout, or both. At some point during this livestream Boogie mentions that Clum made him 're-activate' (lol OK) his Seeking Arrangements profile in order to show what kind of women he had been messaging or something? This seems incredibly convenient considering the fact that these two guys also somehow managed to find a young woman willing to show her face on a livestream and go on a date with an easily-Googled has-been Youtuber for some documentary he's making... My spidey-senses are screaming that this girl was sourced through Seeking or a similar avenue and is being reimbursed for this 'date'.
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As Yaboi mentioned in this post there are actual paid actors in this doc, which I assume she is (rather than an escort or a legit date) which explains her phrasing.

I suspect this is less a doc and more like reality tv; I Am Jazz would pay actors to play characters because how else do you keep people like Boogie or any of TLCs lolcow lineup interesting?
 
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I think it's poetic that at this point the only evidence left that Boogie ever tried to lose weight is a big ugly scar.
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Its certainly poetic but id never give him credit for trying. He just threw money at doctors to give him an operation he thought would make him lose weight. He just tends to fail helplessly, cry or throw money at anyone over any situation and expect things to be better. Look at how he handled his marriage, his sugar babies (remember he paid a woman and within a month called her his "forever"?), any partners and so on. Boogie cant be assed to put in any effort for shit, but you can damn well be sure he will throw money at a problem or person in an attempt to fix what only he could ever do.

Which makes me semi optimistic about this documentary, while im sure its not going to do too much or go anywhere simply because Boogie will try his damnest to make only the best version of him possible will be viewable. However this guy seems to be somewhat professional and hes going to also try to create a good product. I would love to hear what he would have to actually say about Boogie after all of this but im sure Boogie will find a way to get him to stay quiet. Im not gonna get my hopes up but like with all cows here, they are their own worst enemy and Boogie will not come out of this any better than he did going into it. We can only hope it just makes him look worse.
 
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DontEatThat_2.0 said:
Its certainly poetic but id never give him credit for trying. He just threw money at doctors to give him an operation he thought would make him lose weight. He just tends to fail helplessly, cry or throw money at anyone over any situation and expect things to be better. Look at how he handled his marriage, his sugar babies (remember he paid a woman and within a month called her his "forever"?), any partners and so on. Boogie cant be assed to put in any effort for shit, but you can damn well be sure he will throw money at a problem or person in an attempt to fix what only he could ever do.

Which makes me semi optimistic about this documentary, while im sure its not going to do too much or go anywhere simply because Boogie will try his damnest to make only the best version of him possible will be viewable. However this guy seems to be somewhat professional and hes going to also try to create a good product. I would love to hear what he would have to actually say about Boogie after all of this but im sure Boogie will find a way to get him to stay quiet. Im not gonna get my hopes up but like with all cows here, they are their own worst enemy and Boogie will not come out of this any better than he did going into it. We can only hope it just makes him look worse.
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My favorite part of the hooker that was "forever" is when she made them as a family on the Sims and he posted it to Twitter like that sealed the deal.
 
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My favorite part of the hooker that was "forever" is when she made them as a family on the Sims and he posted it to Twitter like that sealed the deal.
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Oh god I forgot about that 😂

What a fucking clown tsunami that man is. Imagine waking up everyday, knowing you have to live with the eternal shame that you posted that for everyone to see.
Oh god, now I wanna drink myself in to oblivion due to second hand embarrassment.


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Oh god I forgot about that 😂

What a fucking clown tsunami that man is. Imagine waking up everyday, knowing you have to live with the eternal shame that you posted that for everyone to see.
Oh god, now I wanna drink myself in to oblivion due to second hand embarrassment.


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The Disconnect between the Sim Boogie and the Actual Boogie is so fucking unreal, how did she not take a look at his body and see a fatman who's going to be bedbound in a matter of time?
 
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