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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Via ROTC , Service Academy, or direct commission. All essentially involve college degrees.

He's got the Captain ranks on his collar in the closet photo. I've also never seen that shirt worn as a uniform, but it could be for a specific niche reason for all I know.

King of Battle is an Army Infantry motto, but no normal person does what he does because it's pure unadulterated cringe. You'll see someone like that occasionally and just laugh because of that reason. It's almost exclusively done by enlisted people who are 18, but you do occasionally see officers like that too. But it's more rare for the O's.

He's likely just some faggot that bought the ranks at the PX and wears them in situations that no one else will see because you'll absolutely get lambasted if it's seen by anyone that knows the truth. But it's not impossible it's a Captain with some obscure job/situation, but it's unusual to say the least.
I'm no military nut, I know good few number of people who have served and who are big into military service. I know people from long-running military families. There's a little truth that you learn about military when you know these people, regardless of country.

The first one is our men and women at arms are no smarter or better than any of the rest of us on average, only in better shape, and the second one is officers can be far and younger than you might expect, and the third one is all officers suffer short-term retardation. There is something about becoming an officer that will eventually cause them to have a couple of days to weeks of total retardation before they go back to being sane, and those who don't go full retard permanently. Normally officers don't permanently go full retard, but occasionally it happens. Honestly I just wrote this off as one of those cases.

I have heard of officers who do to being retards would get banished back to the barracks with the mentality of "if you're going to act like the grunts you're going to live like the grunts". So considering that we are talking about a troon here, would not surprise me.
 
British military, one can do higher or further education then apply to join as an officer.

That way there can be some very young captains, how common that is though I have no idea.

How does one go straight in as commissioned in the US military then?
US has green-to-gold as well. But Troonery is effectively banned in the US military as they won't let you take your titty skittles to training, and its not recognized by the military. You can still say you're a woman off-duty, but you can't take hormones and you'll be treated as a man in uniform.

But what I'm saying this Troon is rather young. We see pictures of him as a young man in uniform. If he's a captain in that photo (I can't see the rank) its very odd that he'd have dropped out, as every young captain I'm aware was super motto and minus traumatic injury all of them were in the long haul.

Via ROTC , Service Academy, or direct commission. All essentially involve college degrees.

He's got the Captain ranks on his collar in the closet photo. I've also never seen that shirt worn as a uniform, but it could be for a specific niche reason for all I know.

King of Battle is an Army Infantry motto, but no normal person does what he does because it's pure unadulterated cringe. You'll see someone like that occasionally and just laugh because of that reason. It's almost exclusively done by enlisted people who are 18, but you do occasionally see officers like that too. But it's more rare for the O's.

He's likely just some faggot that bought the ranks at the PX and wears them in situations that no one else will see because you'll absolutely get lambasted if it's seen by anyone that knows the truth. But it's not impossible it's a Captain with some obscure job/situation, but it's unusual to say the least.
As we learned from cadence, King of the Battle is Field Artillery, Queen is Airborne Infanty. (Think chess not troons)

The first one is our men and women at arms are no smarter or better than any of the rest of us on average, only in better shape, and the second one is officers can be far and younger than you might expect, and the third one is all officers suffer short-term retardation. There is something about becoming an officer that will eventually cause them to have a couple of days to weeks of total retardation before they go back to being sane, and those who don't go full retard permanently. Normally officers don't permanently go full retard, but occasionally it happens. Honestly I just wrote this off as one of those cases.

I have heard of officers who do to being retards would get banished back to the barracks with the mentality of "if you're going to act like the grunts you're going to live like the grunts". So considering that we are talking about a troon here, would not surprise me.
They are not any smarter, that is true. I'd argue they're technically better, but they are very much human and should be vetted as such.
 
US has green-to-gold as well. But Troonery is effectively banned in the US military as they won't let you take your titty skittles to training, and its not recognized by the military. You can still say you're a woman off-duty, but you can't take hormones and you'll be treated as a man in uniform.

But what I'm saying this Troon is rather young. We see pictures of him as a young man in uniform. If he's a captain in that photo (I can't see the rank) its very odd that he'd have dropped out, as every young captain I'm aware was super motto and minus traumatic injury all of them were in the long haul.


As we learned from cadence, King of the Battle is Field Artillery, Queen is Airborne Infanty. (Think chess not troons)


They are not any smarter, that is true. I'd argue they're technically better, but they are very much human and should be vetted as such.
Oh shit, you're right. I completely erased all the mottos from the brain besides "Its a great day ok the Double A', "All they Way ", "Airborne", and "Hooah". Same rule still applies to all of them really. Anyone using them in a serious context on their own volition are likely to have something wrong with them.

There's also direct commission for lawyers and doctors as well. Even so, every route to officer involves a college degree for better or worse.

What's funny is that people who usually post cringe like that do try to keep it private to some extent. They absolutely know how much they'd get clowned on from anyone who's been in the military, so it's usually reserved for small social circles, not Twitter. But trannies gonna tranny.

I'm actually curious how Penny reacted to seeing that. His military-related postings are less cringe by orders of magnitude.

For reference, I hate the word, it just fits too well.
 
Hopefully they really do try to grow weed and we can watch them fail hilariously. I think a lot of people underestimate how difficult and complicated agriculture can be. Growing any kind of market-quality produce on a commercial scale requires a lot of knowledge and hard work (or money to hire workers). For instance, you probably won’t notice an infestation of spider mites, at least not until it’s too late to effectively control them, unless you either know what you’re looking for or are carefully inspecting your crop.
Hey Penny, here's a tip. The best IPM is prevention and detection. You can use trap cards and lures for the detection. This one's free, the next one's at least ♂300 bucks♂.
They’ve still got thrips though, especially if they build a greenhouse or something (I don’t know much about growing weed but I’m guessing a greenhouse would make growing weed in Colorado a lot easier). My prediction is that they DIY a shitty greenhouse that is able to retain some heat but still has holes so pests can easily get in, and thrips, aphids, or mites set up shop. Said pests will thrive in a relatively warm, sheltered environment, and the tranchers probably won’t even realize they’re there until the plants are screwed. I wonder if they even know what thrips are.
Yes, greenhouse growing weed is whats usually needed to be competitive (again, not my wheelhouse), I think most places are hydroponic controlled environments actually. Don't forget viral vectoring diseases via thrips. Disease progression in greenhouses and CEA are much faster if (when) they get in.
 
I actually believe him on all of this, I won't lie. The tranch is/was basically a cult of fear - the predominant idea that kept everyone from leaving was that the outside world was so intensely hostile and vicious that they would be murdered immediately without the "protection" of the group. The tranchers are/were made to feel like they were in mortal danger every minute of every day, especially when they set foot off the tranch. That is stressful, it's a horrible way to live.

Then add the fact that the remoteness of the tranch and their few trips out for food (and horrible choices when they did so) meaning the only available foods were extremely high in salt, fat and carbs, and you've got a recipe for extreme weight gain. Add regular access to a liquor store (which they obviously have) and alcoholism is a solid bet, too. Anything to make you feel less like you're under siege for five minutes.

This doesn't mean the tranchers didn't and don't do this to themselves, because in a lot of ways they absolutely do - trans-identified people love to feel besieged and targeted because it makes them feel special and validates their movement - but that doesn't mean it doesn't still cause them stress and stress-related weight gain and alcohol dependency.

I'm sure, too, that taking care of Kindness - while probably stressful also - is less stressful than being made to constantly feel like any minute a bullet is gonna come flying through the window aimed at your head. Getting at least somewhat out of the mindset that everyone is out to get you all the time and that the violent hordes are closing in probably was a big weight off.

(Sidenote: The "cult of fear increasing stress + poor diet = weight gain" doesn't account for Kevin. I'm fairly certain he has never bought that bullshit. His weight gain is purely due to his absolute refusal to get off his ass.)
He's probably doing way more actual work taking care of Kindness , too;
sure, it should be more effort to work a whole herd of alpaca on a ranch, but-and this is vital- only if you actually do it.

Whereas he is actually probably attending to his kindness duties- cooking her meals, getting her up the stairs using a giant sized cup and piece of paper, spider-style, to avoid touching her stank-body - simply by virtue of the fact that Kindness possesses human language and skills like endless manipulation, which the poor alpaca just have not yet evolved.. and now never will.

What with Pepe, being the alpha male, promising to knock seven shades of shit out of the Tranchers for trying to move in on his females, the herd didn't even have that aspect of sexual bribery- despite being only equally as wormy, and definitely being less yeasty than Bonnies eventual prized LoveConquest.

Lol that he's sweated off multiple pant-sizes compared to being on an alleged ranch, just faced with the sheer force of (b) Personality (d) that is Kind.
 
Nothing much to report other than that their Patreon has finally gotten a update after a week of languishing:
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I don't know much about the military, unfortunately. Here are some higher-resolution photos and additional tweets from TransgirlTac:
These were all posted in the past year, but I'm assuming his army photos are older. He says he was working for a security company in Portland before joining the Tranch.

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Nothing much to report other than that their Patreon has finally gotten a update after a week of languishing:
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@Ghostse @HackerX
I don't know much about the military, unfortunately. Here are some higher-resolution photos and additional tweets from TransgirlTac:
He looks like a third grader wearing his dad's clothes.
 
That tranny is a private. E2, aka been in the Army for a whole day.

Also was an 11B, which is very heartwarming and reassuring.

They also wear their kit while on civies, which is about what you'd expect from this type of person. If I were a betting man, this faggot was chaptered out aka forcibly removed. Could be any reason, but usually it's a 'certain type' of person who is clinically retarded, a junky, or just a wimp (though sometimes injury, but a lot of the times that's just the excuse whille the previous 3 still prevail).

It's basically phrenology with those types and this man fits the billing. If there is a kind God, someone that knew him when he was in will find those pictures and spread it around. He would be laughed at some more by his former peers.

I also appreciate him mentioning doing a tour in Afghanistan and getting a concussion. It's much more likely he fell off a truck being an idiot than actually seeing any sort of enemy combatant. This and complaining about the VA not giving him disability are very in character for this phenotype. I suspect he was chaptered out very fast since E2 is what I would have expected from their history. The type of person to cry about VA benefits for a service connected disability when he was likely in for only a year (if that). It wouldn't shock me if it comes out that Phil even bullied the dude after spending more than 5 minutes with him. It's that bad.

On another note, why does he have so many white boards?

After further review I see a Combat Infantry Badge (I think, I wasn't an 11B). Pressing X on the same lines as the Captain ranks. Curiously he is not wearing his unit patch.
 
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You can buy Captain ranks anywhere. Dude is wearing a shirt for the "security company" he "built from scratch", which wasn't registered until April 2022, along with two other companies in the same month.

https://opencorpdata.com/us-or/195387197 (https://archive.md/MDOrS)

So basically "Keara" Mosby assigned himself the rank of Captain in his own "security company" that he then ditched a couple months later for the Tranch.

And that's his shitty apartment in PDX, not barracks of any sort.

Edit: Can a bigger sperg than me figure out what this unit patch/SSI is?

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You can buy Captain ranks anywhere. Dude is wearing a shirt for the "security company" he "built from scratch", which wasn't registered until April 2022, along with two other companies in the same month.

https://opencorpdata.com/us-or/195387197 (https://archive.md/MDOrS)

So basically "Keara" Mosby assigned himself the rank of Captain in his own "security company" that he then ditched a couple months later for the Tranch.

And that's his shitty apartment in PDX, not barracks of any sort.

Edit: Can a bigger sperg than me figure out what this unit patch/SSI is?

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That could be the second armored cavalry regiment but it's difficult to tell with how blurred it is.
 
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Definitely not that...

So far, the only SSI I found that resembles it is the 116th Cavalry Brigade.

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Which, if accurate, is fucking hilarious.

(And I am pretty certain it is.)
I did some searching, 116th Cav has units in Oregon, Idaho, Montana and Nevada.
In first pic on the fanny pack has the SSI of the 45th Infantry BCT? They're based in Oklahoma except for the 2nd battalion which is based out of Nebraska. The 2nd bat is airborne inf so they might not be bullshitting on the queen of the battlefield statement (I see no airborne tab though in any pictures)
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I don't know much about the military, unfortunately. Here are some higher-resolution photos and additional tweets from TransgirlTac:
Thanks I hate it.

As @HackerX said, now I can see his single chevron, which means he's an E-2. Aka too much of a fuck up to make his recruiter rank him up E3 and/or so big of a fuck up he did and got busted down.
The captains bars on his gay shirt are him pretending, and holy shit is that gay and lame.


That tranny is a private. E2, aka been in the Army for a whole day.

Also was an 11B, which is very heartwarming and reassuring.

They also wear their kit while on civies, which is about what you'd expect from this type of person. If I were a betting man, this faggot was chaptered out aka forcibly removed. Could be any reason, but usually it's a 'certain type' of person who is clinically retarded, a junky, or just a wimp (though sometimes injury, but a lot of the times that's just the excuse whille the previous 3 still prevail).

It's basically phrenology with those types and this man fits the billing. If there is a kind God, someone that knew him when he was in will find those pictures and spread it around. He would be laughed at some more by his former peers.

I also appreciate him mentioning doing a tour in Afghanistan and getting a concussion. It's much more likely he fell off a truck being an idiot than actually seeing any sort of enemy combatant. This and complaining about the VA not giving him disability are very in character for this phenotype. I suspect he was chaptered out very fast since E2 is what I would have expected from their history. The type of person to cry about VA benefits for a service connected disability when he was likely in for only a year (if that). It wouldn't shock me if it comes out that Phil even bullied the dude after spending more than 5 minutes with him. It's that bad.

On another note, why does he have so many white boards?

After further review I see a Combat Infantry Badge (I think, I wasn't an 11B). Pressing X on the same lines as the Captain ranks. Curiously he is not wearing his unit patch.
If you enlisted, and deployed outside of a main-tier base upto a certain year, you got a CIB. An FOBbit officer wanted this CIB so would go put one boot on the dirt, drive back to airbase, write a report about mortar/sniper fire and every one there got their CIB. That or he decided that inverting his dick means he deserves one.

White boards are usual moto stuff. Basically apeing military shit because his life is falling apart and having someone yelling at him was the last time things made sense.
calling the kettle black green

Definitely not that...

So far, the only SSI I found that resembles it is the 116th Cavalry Brigade.

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Which, if accurate, is fucking hilarious.

(And I am pretty certain it is.)

Edit: His LinkedIn (https://archive.md/lP33J)

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That looks correct, except the 116th never deployed to Afghanistan. Though that dude is pretty much unreliable narrator: the motion picture.
Though he's talking about "getting back in" so maybe was with a different unit?
 
"Can you imagine how many amazing soliders that could have been, who where swept out the door because of toxic leadership? The army really needs to work on a better accountability structure, how do we expect to be effective in the fight without that?"

Oh, don't worry, if they need you for the fight there's larger problems going on.
 
He's got the 45th BCT SSI on his fanny pack. The 45th was in Afghanistan.
Edit: I should probably ask, is it allowed to put an emblem on the waist pack, or is this retard LARPing?
It's definitely larping in the same vein of his other tactical outfits. It's somehow even more embarrassing that he was Reserve/National Guard it seems like, but not entirely unexpected. The dude wants to everyone to know how Hooah Hooah he is, but also doesn't want to play real Army.

What I don't get is his LinkedIn history is all Pacific NW, but that unit is Oklahoma/Nebraska. Could be from that region originally and disregarded his life history before trooning. He also didn't include a section for the Army which obviously doesn't fit the MO we see in his Twitter/pics.

Personal schizo theory is he was your average 18 year old, Hooah Hooah retard, and that deployment broke his brain. Not via combat or anything, just having to do the Army life for more than a few weeks in a row at the most. His pristine image of the US Army was shattered so he coped by calling himself a woman.

Though he's talking about "getting back in" so maybe was with a different unit?
No idea, but isn't that the normal cope of people who get chaptered out involuntarily? That after a certain amount of time, they can appeal their reenlistment code or something along those lines. I just can't fathom him actually making it through a full enlistment.
 
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