Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I hold strong to the belief that in an alternate timeline, Lucas would be one of us. He would probably be the type of Kiwi fag that unironically fedposts.
I feel like he'd either fedpost his way into a permaban or accumulate so many autistic ratings that he'd pitch a fit and leave forever.
 
Besides his empty threat to leave Twitter forever because of Elon Musk, is there anything of note I missed about this fag in the last 5 months? Any new discoveries or controversies?

1) Invited Keemstar into his stream, Keemstar showed up, woke Twitter didn't like it, attacked Lucas for platforming Keemstar while Lucas defended himself with "I didn't platform Keemstar bc he is bigger than me"

2) Tried to stir up drama with other little, more unknown streamers

3) lots of unfunny shitty szreams and videos, tries to organize his streamer career but gets shit done

Currently:
4a) Insisted his followers during a livestream to make fake accounts disguised as divers people/POC to troll woke Twitter
4b) Calls everyone and everything retard
-> woke Twitter mad now, cancels Keffals
 
2) Tried to stir up drama with other little, more unknown streamers

Tried to pick a fight with Jeremy Hambly. But he was too damn sober at the time to take the bait. Clara needs to work on the timing to make that happen what with Clara being what you'd get on wish.com when you try to order the chinese semen soaked Jeremy Hambly.

A known public drunk is doing better that Clara. Got a home, a marriage, cars and can be a shithead who makes more money. That's gotta sting.

Left the "socialist livestreamer" thing in even though both of these are increasingly questionable. I don't even have to be misled or in Canada apparently to complain:
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No, I'm not going to complain. What do I look like a troon? ACAB, never talk to jannies, especially Canadian jannies.
Huh.

Remember when Clara was pretending to be Jeremy Hambly on twitter? And how Canadian Lance of The Surfs found that funny? How that very video was a FEATURED outtake on her twitch video collection? How the 2 people on stream objected in real time to the faking?

The element of making money is being met here because the fake announcement that Hamboned was gonna be on her stream after watching Top Gun did lead to an uptick in viewers along with going on The Surfs. Both of those would translate to making money.

For the farms the 'no touching to poo' policy keeps Clara from claiming there is an organized harassment effort. Even better the farm is a bunch of nasty Nazi's who have no respect for the law and so the farmers don't care about a tranny sounding "Miss Prison of felony." (Felony has he/him pronouns so this Miss Prison is totally a tranny)

VS Clara's online joy over the organizing of a harassment campaign she's now into defending.
 
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A real "glass half full" take from the fart kween:

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A real "glass half full" take from the fart kween:

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That's the same of saying that Hitler was a good thing because he brought USSR and USA together against a common enemy.
Or that the holocaust is good because after that people started seeing jews as humans.
I don't think I need to explain why this way of thinking is on a whole new level of awful...
 
from my understanding a wokescold is someone who uses political correctness to get an advantage over someone. like if someone was super popular on twitter for example a wokescold would be the person in their comments calling them out for saying a slur in the past or whatever.

keffals and company seem to think people being upset at him using retard against an actual retard was in poor taste and are trying to shame him for it are just wokescolds and just using it as a way to shame him and look like better people or whatever. its all very retarded.
They're in a real bind here. On the one hand, SJWism is essentially a cult based on socially pressuring people (to the extent of even trying to destroy their lives) who don't conform to a very strict code of behavior. This is what gives the movement its energy, it's what attracts people to the cult because they enjoy feeling superior and making others miserable. It's a power kick.

The stakes are constantly being raised, new taboos are constantly being found, the standards you have to live up to get stricter and stricter because it's like a drug addiction and they're getting diminishing returns on that high. People fall in line, start following the rules, pretend that trannies are women, stop using naughty words like 'retard'. So new ways of being offended have to constantly be invented, which is how you get to 'microaggressions' and 'colorblind racism' and 'non-binary' and other objectively nonsensical ideas.

But on the other hand, some of these people are beginning to realize that this is an unsustainable model. The further it goes on, the more people are going to see that this is deranged lunacy. No one in his right mind wants to put up with this Orwellian bullshit. Hence the term 'wokescold'. Keffals and Vaush want to be able to say 'retard' as much as they want, because (guess what?) freedom of speech is actually a nice thing to have. But of course this contradicts the very foundation of their dumbass belief system. It's a real dilemma they have there.

A real "glass half full" take from the fart kween:

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Hear that troons? Saint Keffals sacrificed himself for your sins

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That's literally a Drachenlord defense here.

"I'm a fat lazy ass retard who farts shit in the internet and antagonizes people to go after me so others don't get harassed basically I am like Jesus pls gib money and don't you dare critize me bc it hurts my fee fees"

That's where we are now lol
 
Clara is now streaming. "what I've learned". and she's going over some black guy video.

Clara just admitted she was wrong to encourage blackface. And said she's apologized for the mistake.

Not for being racist. Just a mistake. Then goes into a defense of why it was not as bad as others are saying.

"I was not specifically targeting black people"

So desperate for interaction Clara is trying to find when that black dude (Omni?) asked Clara to join him on stream.

"That was a lot more fair than I thought it would be". "Wasn't so bad".
 
"People hate me right now bc I called my followers to do shenanigans to the community I'm part of and bc I use slurs despite it upsetting everyone in my community so I think I should debate a Nazi to take some heat away" is not something I expected today.

Jesus fucking Christ, Lucas, you are one kind of a retard. Please never change.
 
panic at the catboy ranch
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KF wins by doing absolutely nothing challenge (very easy)
EDIT: This server is in absolute nuclear meltdown right now, there's allegations of more fraud
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and also some ghastly peetz impersonator arguing why saying retard is bad
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this shows no sign of stopping anytime soon lol, grabbing popcorn real quick
some developments, there has been a mass ban but I'll be focusing on this "Feckless" person in particular
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there was also apparently actual consideration taken into deleting the server at one point.
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this is so entertaining lol
 
Oh God I hope flailing livestreamer Ethan Ralph takes up this offer. It will be nothing but name-calling and a race to the bottom. I can almost guarantee the stream will be ended by the platform provider once the hard Rs (not retard) start flying. I know these two have a tendency to run away like pussies from a fight but they would probably be more driven by getting the last shot in and it would last a while.

We wouldn't even need Christmas this year if this stream happens.
 
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