Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[rubytintedchix]

If Jack is talking about needing to poop, it probably means he's on heavy duty painkillers which will make you constipated. So he's still in ICU on intense pain medication, I am guessing Jack has most likely had heart surgery. Maybe a couple of stents placed in, some kind of bypass procedure, you can go up through a vein in the leg/crotch for those. I think if it was open heart surgery then he'd not be able to post to social media so soon.

Mushrooms are the last vegetable I’d personally select if I was stopped up. It’s low in fiber. It isn’t going to do literal shit for your shit.

Spoiler: Mushroom info

Taken from: https://healthyeating.sfgate.com/lowfiber-vegetable-list-1797.html

Mushrooms​

Mushrooms have some of the lowest fiber content of all vegetables, with only 0.5 grams per 1/2 cup raw. Cooking mushrooms will slightly increase their fiber content. As a result, the same serving of cooked mushrooms has 1.7 grams of fiber, which is still low enough for a low-fiber diet.

Someone pointed out in our Discord last night that it looks like you cannot get the mushrooms as a one off side. Here’s Cheddar’s menu. In other words, whoever smuggled in these mushrooms to the hospital for him would have gotten them along side of a burger, chicken or a steak.

So who got the full course dinner? Tammy? Or (more likely) Jack. What aren’t we seeing off camera?

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

Mushrooms are the last vegetable I’d personally select if I was stopped up. It’s low in fiber. It isn’t going to do literal shit for your shit.

Spoiler: Mushroom info

Taken from: https://healthyeating.sfgate.com/lowfiber-vegetable-list-1797.html

Mushrooms​

Mushrooms have some of the lowest fiber content of all vegetables, with only 0.5 grams per 1/2 cup raw. Cooking mushrooms will slightly increase their fiber content. As a result, the same serving of cooked mushrooms has 1.7 grams of fiber, which is still low enough for a low-fiber diet.

Someone pointed out in our Discord last night that it looks like you cannot get the mushrooms as a one off side. Here’s Cheddar’s menu. In other words, whoever smuggled in these mushrooms to the hospital for him would have gotten them along side of a burger, chicken or a steak.

So who got the full course dinner? Tammy? Or (more likely) Jack. What aren’t we seeing off camera?

You just KNOW that Jack got a big meal and Hammy got one too. Hopefully it will be a special episode of JOTG.

The special episode of F as in Frank is coming.

His reply was, "less than 2 weeks is the soonest. "

 

[Lenzperkins]

You just KNOW that Jack got a big meal and Hammy got one too. Hopefully it will be a special episode of JOTG.

The fact that he got food from Cheddar's after his heart attack shows the man is a ticking time bomb and a man with no self control.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

The fact that he got food from Cheddar's after his heart attack shows the man is a ticking time bomb and a man with no self control.

But it's mushrooms and garlic sauteed in butter! That's healthy! Nevermind that we weren't privy to the massive double bacon double cheeseburger he most likely ate too.

 

[rubytintedchix]

The fact that he got food from Cheddar's after his heart attack shows the man is a ticking time bomb and a man with no self control.

Lest we forget how Jack *really* feels about Cheddar’s.

 

[100BitchHere]

So who got the full course dinner? Tammy? Or (more likely) Jack. What aren’t we seeing off camera?

We really entertaining the possibility that one of them didn't eat a full course dinner?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Maybe he's posting the menu options in hell.

I'm sure he'd sell his soul for a Wendy's Baconator.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I'm sure he'd sell his soul for a Wendy's Baconator.

I think his soul is already mortgaged to the hilt. The Wendigo has a lien on it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Mushrooms are the last vegetable I’d personally select if I was stopped up. It’s low in fiber. It isn’t going to do literal shit for your shit.

Spoiler: Mushroom info

Taken from: https://healthyeating.sfgate.com/lowfiber-vegetable-list-1797.html

Mushrooms​

Mushrooms have some of the lowest fiber content of all vegetables, with only 0.5 grams per 1/2 cup raw. Cooking mushrooms will slightly increase their fiber content. As a result, the same serving of cooked mushrooms has 1.7 grams of fiber, which is still low enough for a low-fiber diet.

Someone pointed out in our Discord last night that it looks like you cannot get the mushrooms as a one off side. Here’s Cheddar’s menu. In other words, whoever smuggled in these mushrooms to the hospital for him would have gotten them along side of a burger, chicken or a steak.

So who got the full course dinner? Tammy? Or (more likely) Jack. What aren’t we seeing off camera?

Or maybe he's got some mild reaction to mushrooms or it's a reaction to something in the recipe that makes him poop. But he's too brain damaged to figure it out other than "mushrooms from Cheddars makes me go potty".

I'm sure he'd sell his soul for a Wendy's Baconator.

I'm pretty sure he already sold that for a cookie a long time ago.

 

[Rubber Plant]

Lest we forget how Jack *really* feels about Cheddar’s.

Super surprised he didn't launch into a rant about smash burgers when he paned over them on the menu.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

Lest we forget how Jack *really* feels about Cheddar’s.

How pathetic is your life that you lose it over a commercial that most likely has fine print stating $11.49 for a half rack and then get upset at the restaurant over $0.20 price difference in items? How pathetic. What a fucking loser and Hammy played right into it.

He also says they advertised $12.99 then he says $11.49. He's such a baby bitch. I wonder if he threw a fit at the hospital when he saw their ribs are now $13.99 for a half rack and $5 more for a whole rack?

He's the type of shit head that would whine about the price of ribs and say he can just get a full rack of ribs at the store for $8 then spend all day ruining them on one of his two dozen smokers.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

How pathetic is your life that you lose it over a commercial that most likely has fine print stating $11.49 for a half rack and then get upset at the restaurant over $0.20 price difference in items? How pathetic. What a fucking loser and Hammy played right into it.

He also says they advertised $12.99 then he says $11.49. He's such a baby bitch. I wonder if he threw a fit at the hospital when he saw their ribs are now $13.99 for a half rack and $5 more for a whole rack?

He's the type of shit head that would whine about the price of ribs and say he can just get a full rack of ribs at the store for $8 then spend all day ruining them on one of his two dozen smokers.

He'd have so much more money if he didn't have to use his Frequent Flyer Miles at the emergency room.

 

[rubytintedchix]

You just KNOW that Jack got a big meal and Hammy got one too. Hopefully it will be a special episode of JOTG.

The special episode of F as in Frank is coming.

His reply was, "less than 2 weeks is the soonest. "

The next F as in Fat will be recorded bedside. I really don’t see any other way otherwise unless he’s having someone else record it on his behalf.

Also, speaking of, Jack’s dream of buying a plot of flat land and plopping down another McMansion? Unless someone already laid down money, I highly doubt this will happen. We won’t be seeing the tonight show set, kitchen set and podcast studio as promised.

Minor PL: 5 years ago I had roughly a 5-7 hospital visit, the majority of which were recovering in the ICU after a sepsis related incident. I had good insurance (Amerimutt) and still walked away with a $16000 hospital bill. Jack is going on week three of hospitalization. This will cripple them financially.

At any rate, they shouldn’t be upgrading, they should be downsizing. Something a single level so it’s easy to wheel an incapacitated fat man from room to room and something large enough to accommodate the eventual hospital bed, because it’s clear he has no interest in addressing his food addiction and insecurity issues.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

He'd have so much more money if he didn't have to use his Frequent Flyer Miles at the emergency room.

He whines about the price of ribs, as if half a rack of ribs with a side and you know they got an appetizer, wouldn't be enough food.

Then spends $9.99 on the buffalo wraps which is a worse ripoff price wise, but he gets FOUR of them instead of HALF a rack of ribs! Fucking Jack logic. I can't wait to see him on video. His eyes are going to be sunken and dark, his dead arm will be more discolored teetering on the color of a beet, and his slurring will be epic.

 

[Simon]

He whines about the price of ribs, as if half a rack of ribs with a side and you know they got an appetizer, wouldn't be enough food.

Then spends $9.99 on the buffalo wraps which is a worse ripoff price wise, but he gets FOUR of them instead of HALF a rack of ribs! Fucking Jack logic. I can't wait to see him on video. His eyes are going to be sunken and dark, his dead arm will be more discolored teetering on the color of a beet, and his slurring will be epic.

The next Cooking with Jack show

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Jack strikes me as the kind of guy to demand his entrée get taken back to the kitchen for correction and then drops one of these as he waddles out the door.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

In regards to the concept of a Scalfatty homestead: the only image my brain wants to picture is Jack trying to mount a mid-sized tractor with his gimped out body. Seriously, just picture the living bowling ball hauling himself up to the seat. Comedy gold.
I kinda hate Jack for teasing us with such a milky sounding arc.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

In regards to the concept of a Scalfatty homestead: the only image my brain wants to picture is Jack trying to mount a mid-sized tractor with his gimped out body. Seriously, just picture the living bowling ball hauling himself up to the seat. Comedy gold.
I kinda hate Jack for teasing us with such a milky sounding arc.

Please, he'd just force mommywife Tamham to do it after she got done with her 8 hour workday. He would still post a video or facebook rant complaining that tractors need to be more accessible to human lard balls like himself while trying to frame it in some other way.

 

[AnOminous]

If Jack is talking about needing to poop, it probably means he's on heavy duty painkillers which will make you constipated. So he's still in ICU on intense pain medication, I am guessing Jack has most likely had heart surgery. Maybe a couple of stents placed in, some kind of bypass procedure, you can go up through a vein in the leg/crotch for those. I think if it was open heart surgery then he'd not be able to post to social media so soon.

I hope he's a gibbering retard and has lost the use of at least one other limb.

The next Cooking with Jack show

I hope his next episode is from HELL.

 

[p1138]

He whines about the price of ribs, as if half a rack of ribs with a side and you know they got an appetizer, wouldn't be enough food.

Then spends $9.99 on the buffalo wraps which is a worse ripoff price wise, but he gets FOUR of them instead of HALF a rack of ribs! Fucking Jack logic. I can't wait to see him on video. His eyes are going to be sunken and dark, his dead arm will be more discolored teetering on the color of a beet, and his slurring will be epic.

Of course he was happier with tendies wrapped in tortillas, because he got 4(2 cut in half). The ribs were only a half rack(with 2 sides), which obviously isn't enough for a single human being. 4 > half in mushbrain land. You'll also note that he mentioned he got a salad, and ate that first before getting to the tendies and tortillas yet there was no evidence of that on video and I don't believe for even a second he picked a salad over bacon cheese fries, bacon mashed potatoes, or whatever else they have.