What is the most Sex-pesty thing that you have seen/heard of Irl?

[Seafarer]

As the title says, post the most sex-pesty things you have seen/heard of irl

Here’s mine: when I was in high school there was a spergy kid who would occasionally be a hanger-on to my friend group (although in hindsight, there was probably more wrong with him than just autism) we had known this kid since starting high school and over time he became increasingly sex-pesty (typical stuff like inappropriate comments toward women, being caught jerking it by other students on at least 2 occasions etc.). Because of this he was in-and-out of the principals office and had to talk with counselors regularly, but nothing else was done because of “muh tism!” (Which he was aware of, he was the wort kind of autistic, autistic enough to do stupid shit but smart enough to use his tism to get out of trouble).

One thing that he mentioned was that his cousin was really hot (which I can confirm having seen photos of her) anyways one time he bragged that, while his family was at his cousins for a get-together, he jizzed into a bottle of shampoo he presumed to be hers.

At first we wrote it off as a joke/fantasy, but deep down we knew it was probably the truth, and just told ourselves otherwise to spare our sanity. He ended up getting suspended later for peeping in the women’s bathroom (allegedly with camera). I checked his facebook page recently and noticed it suspiciously hadn’t been posted in for about a year. I decided to search his name on the sex offender registry and sure enough, his name popped up. Apparently he had gotten busted for trying to meet up with a 14-year old for sex. Can’t say I was surprised really.

I look forward to the absolutely Islamic stories that will be posted in this thread.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Some obese woman in the neighbourhood making moaning noises while on the phone, outside.

And according to an acquaintance, touching herself in public.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

A local retard loves riding the bus when teenage girls are on it. He's in his 50's. He's never done anything, thankfully. He just admires them like a retarded dirty old man. He loves talking to people about gross stuff like how his diaper feels on his penis.

 

[NerdShamer]

I decided to search his name on the sex offender registry and sure enough, his name popped up. Apparently he had gotten busted for trying to meet up with a 14-year old for sex. Can’t say I was surprised really

Was he ever attracted to adults? Because it sounds like he never really moved on from people who were his own age back in school.

 

[Jason Wynn]

My brother had a kinda sorta friend (the guy you basically tolerate around your other real friends) who gave off major sex pest vibes.

They were hanging out once and a couple middle school girls came by on roller skates. Sex pest says to my brother “check it out, meals on wheels” they were about 22 at the time

He had a half sister he flat out admitted he fantasized about, would jerk it to her and hoped to have a sexual relationship with

Brother and one of his friends found a huge folder of Sonic and Tails porn on his laptop

A bunch of them were celebrating the new year and crashed at my brother’s house. One of the girls was someone sex pest had a crush on. He tried “joking” with her when they were getting ready for bed by saying he “was gonna rape her with a plunger” brother kicked him out after that

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I don't understand why sex pests exist when they have access to porn. I'm guessing it's because the sexual urge has itself little to do with it.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

So far it looks like all the sex pests in everyone's story is low IQ. Maybe it's more an inhibition issue?

 

[vomitusdeux]

I had a local necrophiliac. He's in prison now for raping teenagers.

 

[Meat Target]

The wrestling coach at my high school got caught making out with one of the team's "manager" girls. And one of the teachers cheated on his pregnant wife with the cheerleading coach.

A guy who used to run with us (with whom we've since had a falling out) would do a Russell Greer and ask out random college cheerleaders on Facebook.

I once knew a guy who was accused of diddling a little girl (years after he and I went our separate ways). He was arrested, but his trial ended in a hung jury last I checked.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

I live in a small town hence we have a constant shortage of doctors cause no nigga wants to work for free. Because of that we have many docs from Middle Asia and similar regions. They go to local clinics for practice and then leave to their home countries, I guess. One of those worked at our local infant hospital as a therapist. Each year senior schoolkids are sent to annual examination to that hospital and this time they went to that new doc. Boys were just fine. Ugly fatties too. But for some magical reason it took him MUCH longer to examine those girls who had good looks. The examination included a lot of touching and such totally medical things as ass smacking, tits touching, and giving your mob number to the girls. The fun ended when several girls broke in hysterics after leaving his cabinet and the parents started asking questions. The hospital administration was strongly against taking any action because they didn't have any docs left ("it's pedo doc or no doc at all!") and there's nothing terrible in what he did but the parents won and the doc was forced to leave. Right now fondling someone in another infant clinic, I guess. That's the story. Happy end.

 

[CowPox]

If someone can be caught masterbating in public and somehow not be so overcome with embarrassment and shame that they kill themselves or move away be careful, because you are dealing with a true sociopath and there is nothing they cannot live with themselves with.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Idk if it fits, but when I was a teenager I went to a rave around NYC. My friend group got invited to an after party in a creepily abandoned hotel, and towards when everyone was leaving, this one girl who some dude gave a bunch of drugs to to get sex seemed unresponsive/possibly OD’d.

She got stuffed under a bed and this friend who was there with her stayed behind crying when everyone fucked off.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Idk if it fits, but when I was a teenager I went to a rave around NYC. My friend group got invited to an after party in a creepily abandoned hotel, and towards when everyone was leaving, this one girl who some dude gave a bunch of drugs to to get sex seemed unresponsive/possibly OD’d.

She got stuffed under a bed and this friend who was there with her stayed behind crying when everyone fucked off.

Uh, did anyone call the police?

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I think the only experience I ever had with sex-pests/degenerates in real-life was with a neighbor at my old house. He never did anything out of the ordinary, and I only ever said hello once or twice in all the time I lived there. I found out a few years ago (while still living there) that he was a sex-offender convicted of possession of CP. What makes it worse is that he was only convicted in 2012, and I was in my mid-teens, at that time. Makes me wonder if he would have ever tried anything, if he could have. I'm not sure if he still lives there. His address on the registry hasn't changed, so he might yet remain.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Cell phones weren’t common back then

 

[rel=alternate]

In my own experience, gays are the worst.

I remember one dude that would hang out with my group of friends often after hours, because he was a regular at the bar they worked at.

We were all between 18 and 20 and he was like 40.

He was not openly gay, and was actually married in the past (before becoming an alcohol I guess).

However, anytime a dude was drunk, he would try and take advantage to get close to them, and would often host after party at his place, let people sleep in there.

We never really talked too much about it between ourselves, but I had the displeasure of experiencing his tactics one night.

We went back to his place with another friend after the last night-bar closed and started drinking some wine.

My friend left at some point, and I chose to take him on his offer and take the couch. We smoked a joint and started a movie. I woke up to his hand on my dick (under my trousers) and my hand on his dick, which he had taken out.

I did not really try to fight him or say much to be honest, I just got my shit and left. I actually forgot my headphones there and never got them back. Never told anybody and we kind of ignored each other from then on. The shame was just greater than the upside of exposing him.

Come to find out that this dude was stabbed 8 times one night, several years ago (maybe a decade or so after this event). I wonder why!

 

[timewave0]

This isn’t a sex pest thing, just an embarrassing moment. In high school, a guy I knew posted a video of himself singing a romantic song on Facebook as a way of asking a girl to homecoming. His singing was very bad, I don’t know how he listened to the recording and thought it was good enough to post lmao. She said no of course. Poor guy.

On the darker side of things, I knew a guy who molested multiple children when he was a teenager. Apparently he never faced any legal consequences for this because it was handled internally in his church (in other words, it was swept under the rug). Last I heard, he’s married now. It makes me sick when I think about it.

 

[Meat Target]

I think the only experience I ever had with sex-pests/degenerates in real-life was with a neighbor at my old house. He never did anything out of the ordinary, and I only ever said hello once or twice in all the time I lived there. I found out a few years ago (while still living there) that he was a sex-offender convicted of possession of CP. What makes it worse is that he was only convicted in 2012, and I was in my mid-teens, at that time. Makes me wonder if he would have ever tried anything, if he could have. I'm not sure if he still lives there. His address on the registry hasn't changed, so he might yet remain.

As much as I think physiognomy was unfairly yeeted from the sciences, it's still turns my blood to ice that they can, and often do, look and act like otherwise normal people. They can evade our subconscious security systems that make us instinctively wary of the Paul Weimers of the world.

 

[Vingle]

Agreed on that the fags are the worst.

I was at a party to a sandniggers place. Almost got raped by him and his sandnigger friends. They didn't hold me down or anything, but a guy tried to get my pants off me. I simply left.

Another dude tried to get me drunk on wine. Lol, even if I'm drunk. I don't lose control of what I want. Anyway, he got mad because I didn't want to fuck him.

I know of one fag that has been reported several times (by me too), and I guess since he have family in the police force. He will never get caught.
He's a psychologist + he got a kid, so kinda even worse. Thinking back on it, he was sort of a caregiver to a dude that were totally a NEET. As in he never went out and needed him to do outdoorsy stuff for him. Dunno what the whole relation was, but I did witness the NEET sending nudes to the dude.
Dude is over 50 years and only hangs around young people, so yeah. I was friends with him too, until I realised how fucking weird it was.

 

[CumDumpster]

The only Sex-pesty thing I remember seeing are people dressing up in animal costumes.
Nothing lewd, just animal suits.