What is the most Sex-pesty thing that you have seen/heard of Irl?

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When I worked retail, the gays would hit on me and some of the other men in the store. That really annoying, especially when one "accidentally" starts showing me pictures of his half naked ex boyfriend.
 
I briefly worked for a defense attorneys office. One of the clients was 24 when he fucked a 17 year old and apparently took pics, NGL I felt bad for the guy because the girl was fucknuts insane, she lied about her age on some hookup website where they met and then stalked him for months and finally went to the police after he wouldn't return her calls. The local police dept raided his apt and the detective interviewing him was wearing a wire; he was smart and asked for an attorney but apparently other people are dumb as fuck, the Detective was actually dumb enough to accidentally leave behind the recording device they used to interrogate suspects. The small digital recording device had multiple interviews with actual sex pests, mostly people who downloaded CP, keep in mind this is all being recorded unknowingly by the detective. I googled the names, everyone they recorded went to jail for some kind of CP sentence.
 
My cousins best friend used to be a care giver in a sped facility a few years ago. Said one of the older nurses (female) was quite open about jerking off the mongs, I think she called it "giving them relief" or some such term. Yeah, very noble ya creepy ole Karen.

When the CB radio craze hit one of my school buds was into it. Occasionally went to the nearby home of a local CB guy who was married, probably early thirties. He was always inviting kids around and making comments about jailbait and stuff. Remember thinking at the time he might be some kind of diddler rather than a sad sack who played cool uncle to the kidz.
oh shit you reminded me of 'Why I Masturbate my profoundly disabled son' guy.

RIP his (for some reason, whole ass) web page on the topic, but found an archive:


(to add to the depressing pattern- most sex-pesty i have eevr been pested in one lone instance- rather than gross, continous, osychotic incel stalking campaign, and combined every day build up) was this one night when a lesbian took a fancy to me.
Could not tell her NO for love nor money. )
 
There was a cute but kind of ditzy girl at a place I was working at. She was nice, chipper. You know the type. She started stressing one day over the fact she had taken off her rings and put them in the locker before her shift, but now they were gone.

At lunch this pervy fuck, like in his late 20's, that had a face full of those tiny zits. You know the ones, like every fucking pore is a whitehead the size of a pinhead? He was one of those greasy beady eyed red faced pimple monster dudes, all scrawny. He had this ring and I asked him what was up with it.

He admitted to taking them. I asked him why, he told me, flat out: "If she wants them back, she has to to fuck me for each ring." That sleazy fucking smile on his face took the cake.

Told her to call the cops, I reported that shit to HR.

A couple weeks later he tripped and fell into the wall a few times then quit.
 
Might have told this before, but saw a huge (tall and fat) sped walking after a young woman while yelling outside of a grocery store. Apparently he wanted a ride to the train station, and was agitated about the risk of missing his train. She screamed at him to fuck off in hoarse fury. I was stuck in the painfully slow revolving door and getting ready to charge or something, but some dude (either a bf or a stranger) ran to meet up with her and escorted her to her car, sped left in their wake looking retarded.
 
Man, I have so many stories, but the one that comes to mind is when I was 17. I know this guy has raped someone, he was just too creepy and rapey.

I spent the night at a friend's house. Her older brother came home from work and immediately started talking about sex to me. This ugly, unwashed man, late 20s. Very tall, thin, and wearing stained clothes and had horrific acne scars and stained teeth.

My friend rolled her eyes and said to ignore him, he's like that with every woman. He seriously kept talking about sex and his various fetishes, before finally flat out asking if we could have sex. Keep in mind I literally just met this guy, I'm clearly younger than him, shy, and wearing very plain and unsexy clothes. In no way was I giving off any vibes that would indicate I'm into sex with strangers or whatever, nor that I am enjoying his questions. Changing the subject did not work. He just kept bringing every conversation back to sex. My friend did nothing to help me out of this situation and acted like this was fine and funny, if a bit annoying.

I nervously laughed him off and told him I wouldn't have sex with him. He shrugged and said "Can't hurt asking, if I ask every girl, at some point, I find a girl says yes." Later that night, when his sister was away (I think she was showering), he started hitting on me again, telling me how every girl has told him he's such a great lover and that he could promise me he would make me orgasm. I was so disgusted at this point, had I been older and more assertive like I am now, I would have told him to fuck off or simply left. Sadly I stuck around and all through out the night this fucker kept trying to touch me (patting my shoulder, picking me up in the air as a joke, trying to hug me, etc.).

The worst part was when I went to sleep. I slept on the couch, and thought I was safe from him because he had went to bed earlier. But no, I woke up later and this guy was standing over, rubbing my back. WTF. I jerked back or made some type of sound that let him know I woke up, and he acted like he wasn't doing anything. He then said "Hey, why are you sleeping on the small couch? You should sleep on the bigger couch" and proceeded to pick me up bridal style and placed me on the bigger couch, acting as if he was doing me a favor. I was like "uh okay, thank you," hoping he would fucking leave me alone, but no, he tried to straddle me and asked me, yet again, if I wanted to have sex with him. I told him no, and I swear I thought this guy was going to legit ignore me and do it anyway. Thankfully, he did begrudgingly fuck off and went back to his room.

I stayed awake the entire night and I remember telling my friend about it. She rolled her eyes and said "yeah, he does that sometimes. I hate bringing my friends over." as if it's totally not a big deal that her older brother is a rapey sex pest. I never went back to her house again after that.
 
I recalled one more, though it’s more on the funny side than sex-pesty. In short, it’s not every day that you meet a pathologically obsessed with sex man.

At my former job, we had one guy in his 40-s. He was a top staff, OK-looking, had a good salary, etc. However, he had one extremely funny (and extremely uncomfortable if you take it seriously) trait – he fucking couldn’t behave himself around women. If he happened to merely sit near one, he would always become extra lewd offering to go out, a friendly fuck, etc. We tried to understand his preferences, but concluded that it didn’t matter as long as the target had a vagina. Every new woman who got to our company soon learned about this guy, sometimes it seemed that he physically couldn’t remain uninterested.

I should underline that he never did anything outside those constant “offers”. Most girls said him to GTFO or just turned it into a joke and it was alright. Men just laughed. In fact, I am not even sure that this constant chase brought him any happiness. He had 4 (!!) kids from different women which turned his good salary into never-ending alimonies. I also doubt pretty much that he paid any attention to the kids he fathered. The last time I saw him he was the same, no family, no stable partner.
 
One night I was walking through an otherwise empty park really late and saw some fully nude nigger standing there masturbating while fingering himself. Really bizarre shit.

I don't understand why sex pests exist when they have access to porn. I'm guessing it's because the sexual urge has itself little to do with it.
Jacking off to porn never really satisfied anyone. If anything porn just makes anyone who's already deeply unsatisfied or not getting any a lot more psychotic because they're effectively having what they can't get dangled in front of them perpetually out of reach.
 
I was in Lewisham one day getting some groceries, a bit far from my part of town, but I had met up with a family member before hand to have lunch, so I was meandering my way back home. I stopped in a Cafe Nero to rest for a bit before catching my train, suddenly this nigger lady comes up to me and starts weirdly flirting. ‘Hey luv, you sure are EXOTIC looking! I love your curly hair! Are you some kinda Spanish?’ It was really awkward because I was just staring at her as she chatted all of this shit to me, she then reached out and tried to run her fingers through my hair. I said ‘lady, I’m married, regardless I don’t date outside of my own, will you kindly piss off’. I held up my hand with my ring and she flat out told me that she didn’t care. I ended up having to leave and she followed me all the way to the train station.

I have no idea if she was some sort of sperg or just that socially retarded.
 
In terms of stuff I heard about, a guy I knew since 8th grade would keep me in the loop regarding some of our hometown's eccentric characters. Let's call one such person Edgar. Edgar got fired from one of his many jobs in area greasy spoons when the manager caught him openly masturbating in the break room.

The worst of my sex pest stories still creeps me out when I think about it.
Years ago, I was helping out at a sports tournament and one of the directors asked me to keep an eye on her five year old while she took care of something on another field. The kid joined me in the press box and we watched the game in progress together for a while without incident. Finally, the kid sees their mom outside and runs out of the press box to join her. In doing so, the kid ran past an official waiting to officiate the next game on that particular field.

A month of so later, there's a big story in the local paper how the same official the kid ran past had been arrested and charged for criminal sexual conduct - the allegation being that the guy's girl friend discovered a hidden video tape and played it, discovering it was of him messing around with her very underage daughter.

News of the guys arrest rippled through the local sports community because the guy was well known as a sports official. I was so horrified that my colleague's kid ran past a sex pest that I promised myself that I would personally escort them to/from their parents if I was ever asked to temporarily watch them in the future.

My Runner up story is having a professional contact candidly telling my coworkers at the time and me about some club that catered to sexual depravity. As he describes some of the "offerings," my silent reaction was a mix of "How do you know about this?" and "Maybe I'm better off not knowing." In a bit of irony, this happened at a client site known for its posters warning employees and contract workers against sexual harassment and sexually charged conversations.
 
The guy that introduced me to my former church sniffed my panties.

You didn't mention if you were wearing them or not. That really makes a big difference in how creepy this is.

In the navy, my watch section was at a burger bar when the gay electrician suddenly left. He returned in about 20 minutes and admitted that he went and got his dick sucked in the bathroom down at the beach. He was outed because someone else recognized the Grinder notification on his phone.

So the person who recognized the notification also outed themselves.
 
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Had a guy show me creepshots he took of the girl he had a crush on, pictures focused on her butt. He didn't have even a hint of shame about it. Needless to say we don't talk anymore.

One of my girl friends found a hole drilled through her bedroom wall. Turns out her roommate was peeping on her. Absolutely disgusting behaviour, I hate that he made her feel so unsafe in her own home.
 
I've encountered rapists, creeps, and all kinds of losers and dangerous people, had people follow me and shout gross shit from cars, and dealt with much worse than the following story. But for some reason it's the first one to come to mind:
I was waiting at a bus stop in broad daylight, and a guy who was maybe 20 came up to me and casually said, "you should show me your tits."
It's hard to explain, but something about how matter-of-fact he was is what made it creepy. Idc if dudes think that way, but you don't say it. It was like he was asking me what time it was. Like he had complete and total coomer brain, was watching porn all the time or something, and thought real life was like that too. I didn't even cry when my grandma died but that dude made me want to cry
 
Jacking off to porn never really satisfied anyone. If anything porn just makes anyone who's already deeply unsatisfied or not getting any a lot more psychotic because they're effectively having what they can't get dangled in front of them perpetually out of reach.
I'm guessing you don't speak from experience.
 
I'm guessing you don't speak from experience.
I don't harass anyone, I just robo dial everyone in the US in an attempt to steal their identity. But jokes aside, no. It's just self-evident. If porn was that effective at killing the sex drive or curbing criminal behavior these types of people just wouldn't exist. The most avid consumers of porn are those who are most obsessed with sex to a pathological degree and these are the ways that obsession manifests when they're forced to go outside.
 
The biggest sex pest thing I've experienced was a black teennigger sexually molesting me as a 6 year old girl. Nigga you got your own niglets to molest, why you gotta prey on the only white-skinned haffu in the ghetto

Then they molested my mexican cousins and two of them ended up molesting me in turn

It's prolly why I have no libido nor sexual attraction to this day. Fuck pedoniggers for fucking me up. I hope they fucking die in a gang shootout. One of them has but the one who touched me still frequents family parties. I seriously think about shooting him. Sexpests need to kill themselves. None of their contributions are worth the suffering they bring into this world.

Other sex pests who've never acted on it in front of me but I'm constantly exposed to their deviancy/sick fetish fantasies are furfags

dr. touching inappropriately during a physical exam. Called him out in google reviews and his practice shut down a month later

In middle school, a girl asked to go to the bathroom and the substitute teacher said "Can I come with you?" and put his fingers in a V formation and wiggled his tongue between them. got fired the next day
 
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I live in a country that keeps putting cross-dressing perverts in charge of things and parading them in front of everyone else in skirts and pantyhose so they can get an erotic thrill out of forcing 330 million people to pretend they're women.
i think I'm familiar with that country. If i recall, the person responsible for the department of energy was a bald man that wore makeup and flashy dresses, and it was discovered that some of the dresses he wore were one-of-a-kinds made by a fashion designer who lost them when the luggage they were in was stolen at the airport
 
The biggest sex pest thing I've experienced was a black teennigger sexually molesting me as a 6 year old girl. Nigga you got your own niglets to molest, why you gotta prey on the only white-skinned haffu in the ghetto

Then they molested my mexican cousins and two of them ended up molesting me in turn

It's prolly why I have no libido nor sexual attraction to this day. Fuck pedoniggers for fucking me up. I hope they fucking die in a gang shootout. One of them has but the one who touched me still frequents family parties. I seriously think about shooting him. Sexpests need to kill themselves. None of their contributions are worth the suffering they bring into this world.

Other sex pests who've never acted on it in front of me but I'm constantly exposed to their deviancy/sick fetish fantasies are furfags

dr. touching inappropriately during a physical exam. Called him out in google reviews and his practice shut down a month later

In middle school, a girl asked to go to the bathroom and the substitute teacher said "Can I come with you?" and put his fingers in a V formation and wiggled his tongue between them. got fired the next day
Is this an Android raptor sock? Is this (probably fake) story why you are the way you are?
 
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