I need help. - Ghosts are escaping out of my anus

[Space_Dandy]

Lately things have been kind of strange, I'm not sure what to think. The other day my husband and I were making love, and after he finished inside my anus he pulled out. Then I felt something else escape out of my anus. He said he didn't see anything, but both of us did hear a noise. It was a listful wailing, kind of like 'BRRRAPP.' It was kind of stinky too, like an other worldly aroma.

This keeps happening every day, sometimes up to 20 times in one day! Should I call an exorcist to get rid of these noisy ghosts?

 

[rel=alternate]

How do you barely have 600 posts since 2014, and this is one of them?

 

[Rozzy]

If it's like wet farts it could be slimers and you should call the Ghostbusters.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Why did your husband pull out? It's not like you'd get pregnant from him cumming inside you.

 

[Space_Dandy]

Why did your husband pull out? It's not like you'd get pregnant from him cumming inside you.

He did cum inside, then pulled out after he finished. Then we heard the BRAAPPP.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

He did cum inside, then pulled out after he finished. Then we heard the BRAAPPP.

So you farted your cum all over the sheets? Man there's nothing worse than slimy yellowish brown butthole cum.

 

[JethroTullamore]

How do you barely have 600 posts since 2014, and this is one of them?

Quality over quantity, that’s what mama always told me, and I’d say this is one quality post.

 

[DumbDude43]

This keeps happening every day, sometimes up to 20 times in one day!

have you considered not getting fucked in the ass 20 times a day? maybe then you won't have a problem with nasty smelly cum farts anymore

 

[SpergPatrol]

God is dead and this post is proof of that

 

[Xenomorph]

sounds like fag cancer

 

[JethroTullamore]

Ya know now that I think of it, a priest would probably know a lot about this.