Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Jeff Gerstmann]

DUI guy unlike Nick, is an actual practicing jury trial lawyer, I'll take his analysis any day over Nick.

I wouldn't, he's a fuckin' ambulance chaser and even when he's been on his law analysis was basic.
I honestly agree with Nick about jury analysis, it can be interesting but it doesn't fucking matter if you aren't on the jury and don't know what's going on. It's pure speculation based on shit you make up.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

My unsolicited opinion is that nick is correct and I agree with him. He wants law opinions instead of palm readings and feels that the people doing analysis could better use their skills elsewhere.

Yeah but what about the whole "I'm a libertarian you do you as long as you're not murdering me" or the "I'll grift anything and I expect others to do too!"

And as for that little slip up about "happy ending massages" in the city, we'll, In Vino Veritas it is then, guess that clears up the whole "monogamous" Mr & Mrs Rekieta question, looks like our wife isn't the only one getting railed by a "masseuse."

Guess he's hertroflexible like Jack Murphy then. I can't wait for him to say Chi Chi LaRue is his role model (Both are from MN, and gay as fuck). As Chi Chi would say for Nick's internet "career":

I wouldn't, he's a fuckin' ambulance chaser and even when he's been on his law analysis was basic.

I'm not saying that he's leagues better than Nick (Not a high bar), I'm saying he's got more experience in a trial then Nick will ever have. At that's even after Monty forces him to represent himself post-divorce.
Edit: Yes, I think Jury analysis is pretty fucking stupid. I just think that Nick chose to words his words poorly and is hypocrite considering how he analyzes things as someone with literally no experience (Versus say, Barnes).

Edit:

Nick is trying to Pull up on some retarded drama with DUI guy
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I can't wait for loltube to have it's own community watch thread or it's own subfourm. IBS but with retards with a J.D.
There's so many personalities that would be lolcows, Nick, Branca, Megan Fox, Farhan, Legal Bytes to name a few.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Here is the hollering with full context. Never clipped a live show before so I had to do things differently. I messed up a few times visually (mouse on screen) but the audio is perfectly fine throughout. Someone can do a better job later if they want. My unsolicited opinion is that nick is correct and I agree with him. He wants law opinions instead of palm readings and feels that the people doing analysis could better use their skills elsewhere.

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(Also, yes, that's my telegram ping.)

Nice, we picked the exact part to start. Glad you have yours up because my upload is being janky. I'll still put mine up once things get working for those interested (It's a bit cleaner for clippers) along with the separated out reactions but it's good that we have one upload up and working so far.

EDIT: Video uploads and reaction clips are being really janky so I'll just drop my full version here and leave it for others to clip out if they want. Quality seems to degrade upon upload as well so it might not even be much better than what Schpoots has already provided us.

Spoiler: My Attempt

 

[MosBodacious]

Who would have thought that a bunch of retarded sexcapades would come back to bite you in the ass? Must be someone else's fault!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Here is the hollering with full context. Never clipped a live show before so I had to do things differently. I messed up a few times visually (mouse on screen) but the audio is perfectly fine throughout. Someone can do a better job later if they want. My unsolicited opinion is that nick is correct and I agree with him. He wants law opinions instead of palm readings and feels that the people doing analysis could better use their skills elsewhere.

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(Also, yes, that's my telegram ping.)

I wouldn't care too much about the quality. Elissa will presumably clip this as a video on her channel and it looks like you got the comment section which is worthwhile in itself.

I tend to agree with Nick's opinion on the stupid jury body language analysis thing. But guess what? He had them on and grifted off them and he barely said shit!

His line of "I like him. I would rather see the legal analysis instead of the body language analysis" is bullshit too because the rant starts off with him trashing the guy's legal analysis, which, sure, but then don't claim you like his analysis.

Legal Bytes evidently hated him too but she actually had the courage to act according to her principles, put her foot down and sent DUI Guy a polite message saying she won't be having him on in the future. Nick made a bunch of snide comments over the months but now blew up while drunk at the guy as he's begging to be let on. He doesn't need to send a message saying he won't be invited on anymore, it's awkward enough as it is that he'll read between the lines.

The other thing to keep in mind is that only one part of the rant is about the jury analysis. The meat of the rant IMO is about how he'd rather be doing anything other than watching these trials (as has been brought up, it sounded like he brought up "happy ending massages" as an example) and that appears to be what he's really annoyed at. He's just drunk enough that once he got rolling on the DUI thing that it rolled seamlessly into his real anger which is, as he stated in December, he's fed up with doing legal content.

 

[Procrastinhater]

My unsolicited opinion is that nick is correct and I agree with him. He wants law opinions instead of palm readings and feels that the people doing analysis could better use their skills elsewhere.

I honestly agree with Nick about jury analysis, it can be interesting but it doesn't fucking matter if you aren't on the jury and don't know what's going on. It's pure speculation based on shit you make up.

I think he's spot on the money about the value of jury analysis, but that rant wasn't about jury analysis, listen to where he got angry and the parts he's most angry about, this is about Nicks hatred and resentment for his audience and them "making him" do something he no longer wants to do, instead of drinking and chasing strange men in gay bars, or jerking off with the retards in his coom brained Locals.
He's got no drive and no follow through, that's why he's never stuck at anything in his life and always drops stuff when he gets bored.
He's an arrested development clown, he sounds like fucking Wings of Redemption whining about his "job."
He's a fucking hypocrite and a lazy spoiled asshole who has nothing but contempt for his audience and thinks he deserves their money for just reviewing stealth FurFag indoctrination dildos and talking about his cringe sex life.
This is spoiled Manchild raging at his audience expecting him to do what they subscribed for.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

I can't wait for loltube to have it's own community watch thread or it's own subfourm. IBS but with retards with a J.D.
There's so many personalities that would be lolcows, Nick, Branca, Megan Fox, Farhan, Legal Bytes to name a few.

You're late.
I already moved the LawTube thread to Community Watch.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Here is the hollering with full context. Never clipped a live show before so I had to do things differently. I messed up a few times visually (mouse on screen) but the audio is perfectly fine throughout. Someone can do a better job later if they want. My unsolicited opinion is that nick is correct and I agree with him. He wants law opinions instead of palm readings and feels that the people doing analysis could better use their skills elsewhere.

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(Also, yes, that's my telegram ping.)

Nick should take his own advice and "STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT" retard pull up retard retard. He's so far gone he can't recognize his own hypocrisy in real time.

 

[waffle]

Nick talking shit on DUI guys analysis is hilarious. He's like the only one of these guys who actually does trial practice. Sure DUI guy has a huge ego, but welcome to lawyers.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

"It's a work, it's a grift" is some Ralphamale shit.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

There's several more minutes of him praising Nick for starting the trend of trial commentators on Youtube, but he also adds up the number of people watching the streams, which seemed to me an excuse to mention that Emily Baker has 40,000 viewers for this trial while Nick is sitting at 7,000 on Youtube.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

he sounds like fucking Wings of Redemption whining about his "job."

Oh boy, I'm suddenly reminded of this now that you've brought up wings:

You're late.
I already moved the LawTube thread to Community Watch.

Damnit. Does that mean we don't get the subfourm?

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Oh boy, I'm suddenly reminded of this now that you've brought up wings:

Damnit. Does that mean we don't get the subfourm?

Only if you shit on LegalEagle for his retarded takes in his thread.

 

[Strix454]

The other thing to keep in mind is that only one part of the rant is about the jury analysis. The meat of the rant IMO is about how he'd rather be doing anything other than watching these trials (as has been brought up, it sounded like he brought up "happy ending massages" as an example) and that appears to be what he's really annoyed at. He's just drunk enough that once he got rolling on the DUI thing that it rolled seamlessly into his real anger which is, as he stated in December, he's fed up with doing legal content.

I think he is fed up with alot more than just legal analysis. That was just one of the rants from the end of last year. He hates living where he lives. He is mad that having children ruined his wife's body. He is mad about being kept so busy by other people (in his opinion). He is mad about having been denied the drug and debauched life he thinks he deserved. And he is convinced that his life is basically just about over.

At this point, it would not shock me if he walked out on his wife and children. I think he really wants to.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Oh boy, I'm suddenly reminded of this now that you've brought up wings:

Damnit. Does that mean we don't get the subfourm?

We'll get the subforum after we get the dm leaks showing that Drexel has been fucking Our Wife this whole time

 

[56 others]

This is obviously the Jersh Curse

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Only if you shit on LegalEagle for his retarded takes in his thread.

LegalEagle takes are as good as how effective Tylophone notaries were in winning the Vic case.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Oh boy, I'm suddenly reminded of this now that you've brought up wings:

Damnit. Does that mean we don't get the subfourm?

that fucking dog whiney sound he does, I was convinced for years that fucking Ranklin or some cunt had edited that sound in, it's just too ridiculous, it doesn't even sound like a 400lb man lol.
That's exactly what I meant though, that's what Nicks fucking whining reminds me of.
That faggot made what was it, 1.2 mil last year for sitting on his ass drinking at home, people would fucking love to be as lucky as him, I have nothing but contempt for these e-beggars when they fucking whine that they're being "forced" to make content that their audience subscribed (and in the case of Patreon/superchatters/paypigs) fucking paid them for.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I remember him saying that he refuses to hang around other black people, I think he said something like "if you invite me to go somewhere, I better be the only black face I see" shit like this and other things he's said really reinforces the idea he is a self hating black, it makes me wonder if the reason he avoids other black people is he likes being the token nigger in Nicks middle class group of friends, and it lets him spin his cringe stories and never get called out because the White people he's with are terrified of being thought as being racist, whereas other niggers can see straight through his act and he wouldn't have that PC shield.
I think his hatred for black women probably stems from a similar source.

Sounds like Drex learned the Derbyshire Rules.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

It looks like my audio is out of sync with the video but I went back and clipped from the start of the hollering to the beginning of the super chats. This was so bad that I legit thought there was a chance he might close down the stream and delete it before anyone could clip it. I'll let @Spaded Dave or Elissa take care of the clipping.

EDIT: HOLY SHIT, DUI guy is at the trial right now. He sent in a super chat begging to come on to talk about his observations which Nick read shortly after hollering about how stupid DUI Guy's analysis is.

DUIGuy came on during the lunch break.