DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Imagine the impossible scenario where someone wandered onto Phil's day one stream of Hogwarts Begacy and witnessed the prestream of him ranting about CEOs and doing a BuzzFeed quiz while explaining it like he is speaking to 5 year olds.

I can't imagine why Phil isn't white hot popular.
It's days this where he showcases how he is the worst streamer in history. Most hyped release in a long time, perfect time to rake in new viewers. Spends nearly two hours on a prestream talking about nothing Almost any newcomer would have noped out after 5 minutes realizing there was going to be no gameplay here. Then of course some stalling with a break and then more stalling discussing which hat he should wear. And since he hit that hat goal early he was in total clown mode walking in circles goat laughing nonstop. And that was after fiddling in the menus for about 30 minutes. Never ceases to amaze how he can turn something people are excited about into a boring unwatchable mess.
 
Does Phil do any gambling for actual money? He seems like an addiction magnet. What are the odds he'll someday get addicted to IRL gambling?
 
Does Phil do any gambling for actual money? He seems like an addiction magnet. What are the odds he'll someday get addicted to IRL gambling?
If my lore is correct, when he had the helicopter job, he used to spend hundreds of dollars on scratchers. He stopped doing that once he lost it and realized how expensive it got - I mean, he would spend about $200-300 on scratchers. I surmise that he has a spending addiction, not so much a gambling addiction. I say that because the trend of buying statues, the BMW, etc...because, putting a six month emergency fund away just in case something happens, no! That's what a mentally ill moron do!
 
It's days this where he showcases how he is the worst streamer in history. Most hyped release in a long time, perfect time to rake in new viewers. Spends nearly two hours on a prestream talking about nothing Almost any newcomer would have noped out after 5 minutes realizing there was going to be no gameplay here. Then of course some stalling with a break and then more stalling discussing which hat he should wear. And since he hit that hat goal early he was in total clown mode walking in circles goat laughing nonstop. And that was after fiddling in the menus for about 30 minutes. Never ceases to amaze how he can turn something people are excited about into a boring unwatchable mess.
It's what people were telling him years ago. Cut the bullshit play the game. It's a brand new game that is highly anticipated. Why are you talking for two hours and doing a fucking quiz you could have done last week? Add on top of that his YT shorts baiting and watching him is like pulling teeth, when before it was just boring.
 
>over a million viewers for the game on twitch
>trannies melting down all over the internet
>even normie gamers are telling them to buzz off
>game even takes the piss (SIRona)
>multiple shitpost threads on /v/
>dumbledore copypasta sprinkled in
>JK Rowling telling troons to cope and seethe
>DSP lays down pignosis to play the game
>breadtube streamers like steve are sperging
>DSP gets sorted into Slytherin (lol)
>DSP biting his nails around black NPCs

I'm still not buying it, but I love everything about this shitstorm. Cheers!
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It's amazing how much he hyped it up expecting he'd get targeted. You can tell he hopes to stir up drama while fence-sitting so hard. If he really wanted the Troon brigade to attack him he should have called them mentally ill. It's hilarious how much Phil overestimates his internet presence is worth.
Phail obviously never heard about the Heeb saying of "Be careful what you wish for, it might just come true."
 
It's what people were telling him years ago. Cut the bullshit play the game. It's a brand new game that is highly anticipated. Why are you talking for two hours and doing a fucking quiz you could have done last week? Add on top of that his YT shorts baiting and watching him is like pulling teeth, when before it was just boring.
And we can add to that, in the VERY unlikely event he has actually attracted a new viewer he now takes a several days long break from the game because corporate WILL NOT let him adjust the schedule™.

By the time he resumes the game, most streamer will be in the endgame if not done with the game. I stand by my guess that we get the buyin/bitching chat out for forcing him to buy the super duper edition by stream 3.
 
And we can add to that, in the VERY unlikely event he has actually attracted a new viewer he now takes a several days long break from the game because corporate WILL NOT let him adjust the schedule™.

By the time he resumes the game, most streamer will be in the endgame if not done with the game. I stand by my guess that we get the buyin/bitching chat out for forcing him to buy the super duper edition by stream 3.
Does he have a failure fetish or something? At least I could understand him fucking himself over if he was getting off on it. I think he said he won't be playing again until Friday? Why? I hope they dissect this man's brain after he dies. There's gotta be some type of lesion or tumor in there.
 
Does he have a failure fetish or something?
No he is just a monumental retard with a drinking and spending problem problem that have coasted through life up tp this point.

His one piece of good luck in life was hitting the YouTubes just at the right point and then spending a decade fucking that win up like the pro fucktard he is.
 
When exactly did Phil decide that the only way his business will work is if he makes his viewers wait multiple days to see him progress in a game for another hour? In the old "ahn-demand" days it wasn't like that. Was there ever a time that he streamed one game till completion?
 
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