DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FamicomGorby]

What in the holy fuck...

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My gawd he's greasy.

Did his other shower break and he's given up even attempting to bathe?

 

[Draventren the Squeakuel]

Looks like RTU's dad in that picture.

That fucking hat. It doesn't make him look silly, like he seems to think it does/would. It makes him look old and his head look massive and misshapen*. You say RTU's dad, I say drunk 75 year old at my local bar who's always got something racist, bitter, or just generally negative to say to everyone.

*more so than normal, I mean.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Looks like RTU's dad in that picture.

Excellent SF Tenderloin toothless faggot LARP you have going on there DSP.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Looks like RTU's dad in that picture.

Middle aged gay New York cabbie who spends his days at the meat packing district.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I've only just realised RTU's Dad actually appeared in Rich's latest video, and they look the same age

19:14 onwards

 

[Lazycunt]

Phil looks like a even more retarded aged steven segal I just realised and steven segal is a fucking retard so that says a lot about Phil.

Does Phil not look at those photos and videos and think fuck I might not upload these ones I look a bit fucked up.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Looks like RTU's dad in that picture.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

What Dave sees in his thumbnails.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Speaking of Hogwarts...

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Now that's a hog with a wart and a legacy.

Wait a minute.. That reflection!
Did he suck in his fucking gut for a selfie!? There is no way he's that skinny. We all know you have the body type of a M&M mascot, my pigga.

And as for all of these thumbnails with his fake smile and soy face. They just enhance the fact that THIS is the type of dude who masturbates himself while his live audience waits just a webcam away.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

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What Dave sees in his thumbnails.

Hey man, he was a bodybuilder after all

 

[detractorzer0]

Looks like RTU's dad in that picture.

He looks like he's a DJ at an old folks home.

 

[Corpun]

Realistically speaking what house would Phil be sorted into? Gryffindor and Ravenclaw are out because he is neither brave nor intelligent. You could say he might fit in Slytherin but if he would he'd be that fat retard that followed Malfoy around and died in Deathly Hallows. I have to say he'd end up sorted into Hufflepuff where all the rejects go, because if he was a Slytherin he'd get his ass bullied out of the school.

 

[Balr0g]

Realistically speaking what house would Phil be sorted into? Gryffindor and Ravenclaw are out because he is neither brave nor intelligent. You could say he might fit in Slytherin but if he would he'd be that fat retard that followed Malfoy around and died in Deathly Hallows. I have to say he'd end up sorted into Hufflepuff where all the rejects go, because if he was a Slytherin he'd get his ass bullied out of the school.

Hufflepuffs can be good at things too like Cedric. Not sure if those are the exception of the rule. If he were a Ravenclaw he would have to sleep outside of the room because the Ravenclaw room has a daily changing riddle and who expects Phil to answer that?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

kek

 

[plumppepsipimp]

Looks like RTU's dad in that picture.

That's fucking Jack Scalfani

 

[Mama Misfire]

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Incoming "Emergency: my views have LITERALLY stagnated" short

 

[Tears for T]

" [...] not like the annoying streamers with open mouth thumbnails" - Phil Burnell 2022

 

[Iron Hamster]

A Tale of Two Thumbnails
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I think we can dub them 'thumbphails'

He looks like he's a DJ at an old folks home.

At an old Polish folks home spinning those polka classics.

Realistically speaking what house would Phil be sorted into? Gryffindor and Ravenclaw are out because he is neither brave nor intelligent. You could say he might fit in Slytherin but if he would he'd be that fat retard that followed Malfoy around and died in Deathly Hallows. I have to say he'd end up sorted into Hufflepuff where all the rejects go, because if he was a Slytherin he'd get his ass bullied out of the school.

Chubblepuff

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kek

Yes Phail. When people don't look at them, the number stays where it is.

Enjoy read-the-farms day btw.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Looks like RTU's dad in that picture.

He looks like a man who's just opened his door to get his overpriced cold doordashed cheeseburgers and saw Chris Hansen standing on his doorstep instead

Legitimately, he looks like a 65 year old sex pest

 

[john_g]

" [...] not like the annoying streamers with open mouth thumbnails" - Phil Burnell 2022

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hiding his teeth in all of them XD