Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Charley Gondorff]

Someone with the know-how needs to feed Jack’s entire social media footprint into machine learning and create an artificial Jack twitter account that will carry the torch once he finally kicks it.

Like The Cancerless Jim Show captures the essence of Mr Metokur, so too could Jack be preserved in aspic, if you will, forever proclaiming food to be gud and juicy, The recipes could easily be generated by basic artificial intelligence - rather as the are now.

Whoever came up with the idea of tip baiting evangelizing needs to have their intestines ripped out and then shot into space.

Jesus would be really, really pissed at American Evangelicals

Render under Caeser, he said. I figure Jesus would have been a good tipper. 20% on a party of 13... but then again we saw what he did with the loaves and the fishes, and water into wine, so maybe he'd order one dinner and a jug of tap water, then confuse the waiters by asking for twelve doggy bags. At least you'd think there was a corkage fee for making your own...

 

[Adamska]

Two professional chefs react to Jack’s bison burgers. It’s great to watch dunk videos when they actually know what they’re talking about - I like how they actually disagree on some things and talk it out, like smashburgers or garlic powder.

I actually didn't like this one. Their take on burgers needing to be pure beef is incorrect; meatloaf/meatball patties are completely viable options. In fact it's actually a very common method to stretch out beef quantities and when done correctly can make a complex tasting and rich burger on its own.

This would be like complaining about an Oklahoma Onion burger for not following the type exactly. Jack's biggest sin was knowingly cooking a burger "rare" when he put egg into it, not that he did this at all IMO.

Also? Fuck his decision to paywall part of the video and brag about it after doing a promo to boot. Fuck that; you're reacting to a fat man cooking like shit.

Is this hospital food?
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Not surprising that Jack whined at Mommy-wife to either fetch him burgers, dijon chicken, or steak in the goddamn hospital given how this side from Cheddars is for them mainly.

Perfectly Jack, and amusing he's hiding that this is a hospital gurney; he's so desperate to hide how he had both a stroke and/or a fucking heart attack since he really don't wanna take the L for his shit diet. It's always pathetic that trying to spite his trolls is the only thing that makes Jack ever bother to try or think.

 

[Preciate it youtube]

Forgive my ignorance, but someone said a few pages back that Jack wrote in a comment somewhere that there won't be an update for another two weeks? This is killing me, I need to see the extent of the damage.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Also? Fuck his decision to paywall part of the video and brag about it after doing a promo to boot. Fuck that; you're reacting to a fat man cooking like shit.

Yeah that shit is just inexcusable. If you're going to paywall shit, just chuck the entire video behind the wall and drop a hint "oh yeah you should become a patron if you want to see us roast more Jack videos", these "OH YEAH REMEMBER HOW WE TALKED ABOUT THAT THING TEN SECONDS AGO THAT WE ARE INTENTIONALLY NOT SHOWING IN THIS VIDEO BECAUSE YOU'RE POOR HURF HURF" faggot games are just stupid and make me want to watch someone else instead.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

Forgive my ignorance, but someone said a few pages back that Jack wrote in a comment somewhere that there won't be an update for another two weeks? This is killing me, I need to see the extent of the damage.

He said something to the affect of "less than 2 weeks is the soonest" so I have fuck all idea what he's trying to say.

Also,

 

[AnOminous]

Not gonna lie, i saw this video this morning, and it feels like duckman is digging a little deep here.

August seems to have an inerrant sense for finding the one thing Jack did right in a video and then mocking him for that while looking like an idiot.

 

[realgone2]

So, when did Jack start becoming the focus of these reaction videos? Seems like many people weren't aware of his abominations until recently? That can't be right.

 

[AnOminous]

He said something to the affect of "less than 2 weeks is the soonest" so I have fuck all idea what he's trying to say.

God I hate this fucking faggot so much. Can he be more obviously a flaming fag? Anyway transplanted to the beta male facial expression thread.

So, when did Jack start becoming the focus of these reaction videos? Seems like many people weren't aware of his abominations until recently? That can't be right.

Most lolcows don't escape into the outside world. These reaction videos seem to be mostly people who already did reaction videos who got constantly pestered by their fans to do Jack specifically.

 

[a terminal posture]

I actually didn't like this one. Their take on burgers needing to be pure beef is incorrect; meatloaf/meatball patties are completely viable options. In fact it's actually a very common method to stretch out beef quantities and when done correctly can make a complex tasting and rich burger on its own.

I like kotlety and make them often, but they aren't burgers. Anything advertised as a burger in a restaurant shouldn't have bread filler.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

meatloaf/meatball patties are completely viable options.

They can be if you're using lower quality ingredients. It's a good way to use low quality beef. Just add some flavorings and maybe some onions and peppers to give it some texture and you're done. It can hide some of the off flavors you get from those. But if you're doing bison of all things you want to taste the meat and nothing else. That's why you bought it in the first place.

He said something to the affect of "less than 2 weeks is the soonest" so I have fuck all idea what he's trying to say.

Also,

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Something tells me that Jagoff is familiar with deep throating sausages.

Anything advertised as a burger in a restaurant shouldn't have bread filler.

The patty shouldn't have anything but beef. Unless it's another kind of burger.

Best place for a burger around here they grind their own meat, it's a combination of brisket, chuck and sirloin, seasoned with salt & pepper only and cooked over real hardwood charcoal. Costs a lot more than McDonald's too but it's worth it.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack is back on Twitter. Presented with no comment:

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

Jack is back on Twitter. Presented with no comment:

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Jack, the authority in healthy living.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack is back on Twitter. Presented with no comment:

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Lizzo probably lives a healthier lifestyle compared to Jack. Like a guy who had 4 strokes and at least 1 heart attack shouldn’t lecture anyone on their health

 

[Staffy]

Jack is back on Twitter. Presented with no comment:

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Both him and Lizzo are insufferable fatasses. I think they should get together, hell I think Lizzo would be a better pair for Jack, their personal political alignments be damned.

 

[Simon]

Both him and Lizzo are insufferable fatasses. I think they should get together, hell I think Lizzo would be a better pair for Jack, their personal political alignments be damned.

Lizzo is also a fat, ignorant trash bag, so it's a match made in hell!

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Jack is back on Twitter. Presented with no comment:

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Now I wonder if he doesn't think those grease soaked mushrooms were supposed to be part of his new path to healthy living therefore he is an authority now, lol.

 

[Slur Generator]

Jack is back on Twitter. Presented with no comment:

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how can someone so fat has such small tits? Its a crime against nature.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Now I wonder if he doesn't think those grease soaked mushrooms were supposed to be part of his new path to healthy living therefore he is an authority now, lol.

Um, excuse you. Mushrooms are a vegetable.

This is a joke, please don't anyone get autistic about phylogeny.

 

[p1138]

how can someone so fat has such small tits? Its a crime against nature.

They're likely not small, she's just so damned fat with the rest of her torso ballooned up around them you can't tell them apart from anything else.

Now I wonder if he doesn't think those grease soaked mushrooms were supposed to be part of his new path to healthy living therefore he is an authority now, lol.

No meat or cheese, therefore "healthy" for fatty.

And yes, it's likely fatty will spend a few weeks being an even more insufferable asshat trying to talk about healthy lifestyles or whatever since he probably doesn't have anything to do other than read magazines and pamphlets at the hospital while his phone his charging.

 

[charlesdickens]

how can someone so fat has such small tits? Its a crime against nature.

Jack or Lizzo?