Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

No no my dear, you are mistaken. He had plans to go to the UK this summer, so he is happy he will be able to go with a “functional vag”, he’s having the surgery here in America before he goes though, since it got pushed up to May. I’m curious because different doctors have different techniques and well documented “oopsie” moments with their patients sharing their outcomes (although tbh they are universally not good).

Gross, so he's going to get pounded out by turtle necks that will surely run in the opposite direction that the smell is coming from?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I'm thinking "functional vag" is going to be an awfully lot like when Jazz Jennings had his revision(s). Including that moment he was wheeled out of the hospital to supposedly go home, and his newly "functional vag" decided to come apart at the seams out in the parking lot. So they had to wheel him right back in for more remediation.

Is it any wonder that certain sectors of what used to be accurately referred to as "health care" are now totally on board with troon surgery? It's the gift -- a gash cow, if you will -- that keeps on giving, in terms of revenue. Kevryn's insurance funds will be a reliable source of income for the industry, for the rest of his pathetic life.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

This shows in his other ridiculous beliefs, such as him thinking that all queer people are inherently good and on the same side.

Hell, it extends further than that. Motherfucker thinks the IRA would be pro-him.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I'm thinking "functional vag" is going to be an awfully lot like when Jazz Jennings had his revision(s). Including that moment he was wheeled out of the hospital to supposedly go home, and his newly "functional vag" decided to come apart at the seams out in the parking lot. So they had to wheel him right back in for more remediation.

Is it any wonder that certain sectors of what used to be accurately referred to as "health care" are now totally on board with troon surgery? It's the gift -- a gash cow, if you will -- that keeps on giving, in terms of revenue. Kevryn's insurance funds will be a reliable source of income for the industry, for the rest of his pathetic life.

So, the catcher's MIT couldn't even unravel through wear and tear before it came apart. I don't care what you say about actual vaginas, but they can take a beating and keep on ticking.

 

[FinnSven]

Hell, it extends further than that. Motherfucker thinks the IRA would be pro-him.

He is not the only troon who seems to think this.

Little does he know that every RA volunteer saw The Crying game and know that 100% of Troons are just traps set up by British soldiers to make them gay.

Joking aside, he really is fucking clueless.

So, the catcher's MIT couldn't even unravel through wear and tear before it came apart. I don't care what you say about actual vaginas, but they can take a beating and keep on ticking.

No shit, when a vagina is a complex organ and not just a slit in a bit of meat.

The dumb fucker would have done better either just having his tackle lopped off and “getting the hang of anal” or just been content being a chick with a dick.

 

[forgotten corn]

It’s that JK Rowling’s writing is too mature and layered for these simple minded fools

They’re literally just books for children dude

 

[stupid frog]

Kevin doesn't read.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

They’re literally just books for children dude

I think that's kind of the point. They are children's books, not even the most complex or morally nuanced children's books out there, and they are still too nuanced for troons. They think it presents the issues of the magical world in a postive light just because Harry doesn't end the last book by sending all the Slytherins who ever lived to magical gulags and isn't singlehandedly able to end the exploitation of a race that's been systematically enslaved for centuries.

I think it can be extrapolated into a great explanation why tranny politics are so useless. They all want to be The Chosen One, the main character, the hero to free the world from the shackles of whatever it is they are against this week, without realizing that meaningful social change requires organizing and educating others in a thorough and logical way.

Look at Penny or Kevin, or the heads of the Trans Lifeline scam, or even keffals. They appear to have defined political ideas but they are unable to follow through with them in an effective manner because they are more interested in personal clout than collective change.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

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This gone be gud. Kevryn, in his yellow inflatable-fetish shirt, wedged (lol) into his airplane seat with his reeking avoirdupois making a muffin top over the armrests on both sides of him. Going to see stubby Steb! Oh, goddess!

"Mx. Flight Attendant!!! Mx. Flight Attendant!!! I've just had my vag revulsion surgery and am now at Amhole MKII status. Is it safe for me to fly, or is there a risk of DVT*? I do so hope that there is no danger because I want so much to get to London and get railed by my heckin' queer hot trans wife ////hnghng////!!!"

*Disintegrating Vag Thrombosis

In case anyone needed it, this is the perfect reminder of how Kevin is completely incapable of long term thinking. The tranch is collapsing around Kevin's ears because mommy Penny and mommy Bonnie are getting divorced due to mommy Bonnie running off with a BPD anorexic. The best case scenario for future "agriculture" is a vegetable garden in Penny's parents' backyard. Even assuming Kevin is among those precious few who don't get told to hit the road, the future is looking extraordinarily bleak. Keeping all this in mind, Kevin's plan for how to spend his time and money over the next few months is a transatlantic coomfest and buying more toys. The holes in this plan, of which there are many, are presumably a problem for future Kat.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Tonight’s update is brought to you by other members of the kgiu, because Kevin only mingled in the replies with other troons a few times and retweeted a couple things.

Selected tweet from Steb (I do not have it in me to all this autism for everything he posts) [A]

Neck discusses capitalism again. [A]

Neck on politics [A]

He is not doing well. [A]

Wedge on Christians [A]


By the way, I’m probably super late on this, but I just noticed today that Kevin isn’t following Neck or Wedge, and they’re not following him either. I’m assuming a breakup happened between the two of them and Kevin.
If so, uh…. My bad. I didn’t pay attention to kf for like 8 months or so, and assumed they were still together for the past month, hence their inclusion in the daily updates. Although, since by this this point they’re so intertwined with Kevin in this thread, I might as well keep including them in the daily update.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Ya. Kevryn got dumped, back around page 2079. Tears were shed, melodrama was had, the fat laddy sang.

It was pretty sad. For Kevryn. It was a hoot for the viewing audience tho, so the sum total of happiness increased.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

By the way, I’m probably super late on this, but I just noticed today that Kevin isn’t following Neck or Wedge, and they’re not following him either. I’m assuming a breakup happened between the two of them and Kevin.
If so, uh…. My bad. I didn’t pay attention to kf for like 8 months or so, and assumed they were still together for the past month, hence their inclusion in the daily updates. Although, since by this this point they’re so intertwined with Kevin in this thread, I might as well keep including them in the daily update.

Oh yeah, way late-there was accusations of abuse thrown all over the place. It was very funny

Updates on Wedge are always welcome, since he’ll never get his own thread, Ever.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kevin’s got his revision surgery date bumped up to May! Who’s his surgeon? And will he make it out to the UK with a more functional crotch? Find out in a few months! [A]
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"[The AmHole will be] maybe not entirely usable"

We should take up a collection to put this on Kevin's tombstone.

Selected tweet from Steb (I do not have it in me to all this autism for everything he posts) [A]
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If gender can be anything then gender is meaningless and so you declaring your gender is something I should completely ignore. Thanks for coming around to the "genocidal/TERF" position, boys.

Neck discusses capitalism again. [A]
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Dude should look into how many "side hustles" people ran/run in communist countries. Like hell, China actually glorifies this culture. "But they're not communist anymore now they're capitalist!" You should check out the CCP line on what saved the country from the Great Leap Forward and Cultural Revolution, they even wrote the peasants resisting of the central state into part of Mao Zedong Thought! (Mao, of course, never admitted error but he unofficially accepted this as a compromise to keep power after the Great Leap Forward. That Mao was perfect in his orders, the peasants were perfect in their class consciousness and understanding of Mao, it was the capitalist roaders who had infiltrated The Party inbetween hoping to harm China who had ruined everything forcing the peasants to take up capitalism and black markets to not starve to death.)

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Dude should look into how many "side hustles" people ran/run in communist countries.

Not to mention absolute naked grift.

I am super racist against Russians because I feel like 90% of them have no qualms about absolutely ripping someone off.

Stole something from work? Those suckers should have nailed shit down if they didn't want people to steal it.

Factory putting out a dangerous product due to cheap materials? Buy the inspector a bottle of vodka and keep on pocketing the savings.

There's a whole episode in Servant of the People about naked, shameless bribery. (Yes, they're Ukrainians, but the Soviet influence is still there like a turd smell in the bathroom at work.)

"I think this woman will have many solutions for you."

:hands minister a slip of paper:

"Yes, she looks very capable, but I believe her surname is spelled like this instead."

:hands slip of paper back:

 

[FinnSven]

Not to mention absolute naked grift.

I am super racist against Russians because I feel like 90% of them have no qualms about absolutely ripping someone off.

Stole something from work? Those suckers should have nailed shit down if they didn't want people to steal it.

Factory putting out a dangerous product due to cheap materials? Buy the inspector a bottle of vodka and keep on pocketing the savings.

There's a whole episode in Servant of the People about naked, shameless bribery. (Yes, they're Ukrainians, but the Soviet influence is still there like a turd smell in the bathroom at work.)

"I think this woman will have many solutions for you."

:hands minister a slip of paper:

"Yes, she looks very capable, but I believe her surname is spelled like this instead."

:hands slip of paper back:

Generally agree.
A Thai originating but thoroughly Swedish friend of mine summed it up with, “Russia, they are white, but it’s not a western country, that’s for sure.”

From the sounds of things as well, they were like this before the Soviets.
State capitalism just made it easier for them to grift with more access to luxuries.
Before anyone scoffs, the railroads and whatnot which were built thanks to state programs meant they could for the first time not be solely dependent on their village and local resources.

Anyway, they are where the concept of thieves guilds and criminality being basically a professional trade rather than a last resort born of desperation comes from.

Fools like Neck really just expect times of abundance with little effort.
He would be killed for his eyeballs in a communist state.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I hope that Kevvy's PPT necrovag surgery goes perfectly. I hope he has zero complications and all the nerves "wake up" and all his dreams of a pokeable stinkditch come true . . .

. . . And then he goes to the UK and completely fucks up his aftercare by having Stubby perforate him with a bad dragon. Then off to a bottom tier UK public doctor who has no idea what he's looking at and just sews it all shut to prevent further prolapse.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I hope that Kevvy's PPT necrovag surgery goes perfectly. I hope he has zero complications and all the nerves "wake up" and all his dreams of a pokeable stinkditch come true . . .

. . . And then he goes to the UK and completely fucks up his aftercare by having Stubby perforate him with a bad dragon. Then off to a bottom tier UK public doctor who has no idea what he's looking at and just sews it all shut to prevent further prolapse.

I love the symmetry of Kevryn having a bottom tear, and needing to have it sewed up by a bottom tier doctor.

 

[Souji Tendou]

Selected tweet from Steb (I do not have it in me to all this autism for everything he posts) [A]

The funniest part of this is that I know for a fact that ol' tommy's "berrygender" remark is 100% genuine.

 

[Flamin Park]

he's claiming he's having orgasms now? I thought he said he wasn't?

He claimed he was having totally womanly orgasms because it took him hours and he didn't have any real climax aka he's getting vastly reduced sensation to his mangled genitals and having no orgasms. The 'women having multiple non stop orgasms' thing is 100% porn aswell as most women will not want to be touched anywhere near the clit after orgasming, just like a man

This shows exactly how many female orgasms Kevin has witnessed: his own and otherwise
So Kev was a pornaddled small dicked shitty lover, and is now a pornaddled anorgasmic smaller amholed solo artist with a rat infested room and a hoard of plastic robots

One at a time please lesbians

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Kevryn, in the throes of a "full body orgasm", as a hawt transbian queer (with 30K followers, so take that, terfs):