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[Kujo Jotaro]

Hereditary is unironically a demonic movie, would not recommend watching it.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

I don’t know what this means but I guess I’ll include it here because why not? Also I had to make sure that it’s known that Neck retweeted it. It seems they have more public interaction with each other than Kevin. [A]

It's another 'dad joke'. Biblically accurate angels had lots of eyes and there's been a few memes about it.

This is a potato with lots of eyes.

That's it, that's the joke. It's terrible.

Didn't neck and wedge break up? I've been flitting between this thread, the tranch thread and kindness' thread and I've literally lost the plot.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

It's another 'dad joke'. Biblically accurate angels had lots of eyes and there's been a few memes about it.

This is a potato with lots of eyes.

That's it, that's the joke. It's terrible.

The verse in question Revelation 4:8 for those who are wondering:

And each of the four living beings had six wings about him, and they were full of eyes within; and they rested not day and night, saying, “Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty, who was, and is, and is to come!”

A far better version of this type of joke is made by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia, where he just pointed out this eldritch imagery can be made comical by just giving it googlie eyes.

Honestly, I just wanted to share someone who adds something to the world, in this case creativity and interesting surrealist digital art, to draw attention to just how empty and meaningless Kevin's existence of constant consoomerism is in comparison.

 

[AnOminous]

All Kevin does is delegate responsibilities to others. He doesn't even want to be an active participant in sex but a passive receptacle of fluids.

That's disgusting even when women do it. It's like a Fleshlight but with extra annoying steps and dealing with passive-aggressive bullshit.

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

I almost want the TikTok WTF sphere to bring back the Satanic Panic. At least that waste of time was interesting.

Sam Smith has just verified and validated that Satan rules the music industry. TikTok will be Satanizing accordingly. Expect it. Believe me!

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Idk the context of this really [A]

Kevin’s got his revision surgery date bumped up to May! Who’s his surgeon? And will he make it out to the UK with a more functional crotch? Find out in a few months! [A]

Spoiler: screenshot

Seinfeld [A]

Transformer [A]

Kevin makes a joke about the trans character in the Hogwarts Legacy game (the early access version allowed people to play today, but the game comes out Feb 10 so expect much screeching), named Sirona Ryan. [A]

I did feel a little bad for Neck [A]

Wedge rants about Hogwarts Legacy [A]

Only to be corrected on “anti-semitism” [A]

He also would like to begin doing leather work but it’s expensive to start. [A]

 

[AngryTreeRat]

He also would like to begin doing leather work but it’s expensive to start. [A]

Leather working isn't that much to get into. Used tools are common and cheap. And better quality often enough.

 

[Bob_]

Are the goblins the reason these donuts accuse JK of anit sematisim? Jesus it is such a reach.

 

[Fornicario]

Leather working isn't that much to get into. Used tools are common and cheap. And better quality often enough.

Shim couldn't even keep up the effort to jerk off. I doubt it will keep at it long enough to be worthwhile.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Are the goblins the reason these donuts accuse JK of anit sematisim? Jesus it is such a reach.

I mean big nosed money grubbing ugly fuckers in a bank. That's the definition of a kike if you're racist. And nothing is more racist than a liberal.

I sadly didn't archive it and the website that once held it is down, but I once saw this beautiful essay that was a bad faith take on everything about JK Rowling's world building, it had a companion piece which was the most generous of good faith takes as well, which went through each of her books and the movies, though it was so old that the last movie had yet to come out, and reinterpreted everything to be as racist as possible. It would also take all of the dumb shit she said in interviews and twist it in the worst way possible, and it was honestly glorious.

Along with its companion piece, it was supposed to be a way to demonstrate how you can manipulate anything to send any message you want if you view it through a twisted enough lens. It was written if I remember correctly by an ex-evangelical who was trying to make a point about how christianity had been twisted by evangelical extremist to be a religion of hate and control and how it needed to be brought back to being a religion of love. Fascinating thing. Really wish I made an archive of it back in the day. If you apply it correctly to any ideology however, you can manage to twist anything to suit any ideology.

Some great takes. Are things like how lycanthropy is proof that gays are all out to spread AIDS, and how old gays are inherently evil trying to kill those around them and convert your children to homosexuality. With the inverse being that lycanthropy is about the unfair stigmatization of the gay community and how we shouldn't be demonizing them for having AIDS, but rather be compassionate and help them, and how it is the prejudice of larger society that has led them to be aggressive.

Those are two very different takes on the same scene aren't they? It is the same way that you can twist The Lord of the Rings, which according to Tolkien was about industrialization, into being about the World Wars. Or a personal favorite of mine is I saw someone argue that the Lord of the Rings was a metaphor for colonization of North America by the Spanish. I have seen people argue that it is a metaphor for why we need to exterminate the black race. I have even seen somebody argue that Frodo's journey to destroy the One Ring was a metaphor for dropping the bombs on Japan. I have even seen the Lord of the Rings argued to be about the war against terror after 9/11. I am sure you can see how batshit insane that take is. For that matter, I have seen somebody use the Hobbit as a metaphor for communist revolt against capitalism in America. Like specifically, argue that it was about how the American people would rise against capitalism in a communist revolt. I could maybe, if it was written far later than it was, argue that it was written about the Russian communist revolt. But uh... the timelines don't quite match up there bud.

The point once again is that you can twist anything to suit any ideology you want. If you want to demonize the creator or the writer enough, or if you want to support your own worldview.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Are the goblins the reason these donuts accuse JK of anit sematisim? Jesus it is such a reach.

Kind of telling these people look at wizened fantasy humanoids with cartoonish hooked noses and a penchant for banking and assume "Jews." In fact, they only seem to like Jews at all when they're goblins in a kids book, but that's another thing altogether.

 

[Bob_]

I never saw any kind of subtext with the goblins, they were just goblins. JK used the most stereotypical fantasy goblins and dialled up their sociopathy to 10.

It's just ridiculous, not only the logic stretches people make but also the level of support they can drum up from other online idiots.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

Kevin makes a joke about the trans character in the Hogwarts Legacy game (the early access version allowed people to play today, but the game comes out Feb 10 so expect much screeching), named Sirona Ryan. [A]

This game is so ridiculous for giving trannies such absurd tongue in cheek names, when we all know trannies only have sensible names unrelated to their gender or genitals, such as Landon Hiscock.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Kevin’s got his revision surgery date bumped up to May! Who’s his surgeon? And will he make it out to the UK with a more functional crotch? Find out in a few months

Does it matter? It's still going to smell like Steven Assanti in that one episode of 600 lb life. It's going ti be in the UK, so they'll probably just add a few crooked, yellow teeth as decoration.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm going to be pedantic and say that nowhere in the book does Rowling describe the goblins as having big, hooked noses.

The one goblin is described as having a swarthy, clever face.

That's it.

If you read that and think "JEWS!" that's 100% on you.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

This gone be gud. Kevryn, in his yellow inflatable-fetish shirt, wedged (lol) into his airplane seat with his reeking avoirdupois making a muffin top over the armrests on both sides of him. Going to see stubby Steb! Oh, goddess!

"Mx. Flight Attendant!!! Mx. Flight Attendant!!! I've just had my vag revulsion surgery and am now at Amhole MKII status. Is it safe for me to fly, or is there a risk of DVT*? I do so hope that there is no danger because I want so much to get to London and get railed by my heckin' queer hot trans wife ////hnghng////!!!"

*Disintegrating Vag Thrombosis

 

[stupid frog]

The nerves will wake up when he returns to TERF Island.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I never saw any kind of subtext with the goblins, they were just goblins. JK used the most stereotypical fantasy goblins and dialled up their sociopathy to 10.

I wouldn't even call the goblins sociopaths. They have legitimate grievances with wizards, the one we spend the most time with is just an arsehole.

A lot of accusations that Rowling is a chud or whatever seem to hinge on the world she created having problems, but Harry and company not single-handedly solving them forever. Like, for instance, werewolves are discriminated against, and house-elves are enslaved. Both are portrayed as bad things. Both problems remain by the end of the series, but that doesn't mean Rowling approves. Put it this way, imagine if we cancelled every contempory fiction novel because the protagonist doesn't fix racism by the end. If anything, I think Rowling's willingness to give the wizarding world intractable problems that aren't the central conflict, but still influence the plot speaks of a relative maturity of her writing.

To be clear, I'm not saying Rowling is the greatest, smartest writer in the universe. I'm just saying people like Kevin are too dumb for children's literature, and should maybe stick to... I don't know, the jokes on popsicle sticks?

 

[FinnSven]

If anything, I think Rowling's willingness to give the wizarding world intractable problems that aren't the central conflict, but still influence the plot speaks of a relative maturity of her writing.

This is the main problem.

It’s that JK Rowling’s writing is too mature and layered for these simple minded fools.

It’s very telling how Kevvie’s other obsession is Transformers.

Notorious for having simple good verses evil stories which absolutely never deviate from the concept, with the “good” characters always winning.

This shows in his other ridiculous beliefs, such as him thinking that all queer people are inherently good and on the same side.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Does it matter? It's still going to smell like Steven Assanti in that one episode of 600 lb life. It's going ti be in the UK, so they'll probably just add a few crooked, yellow teeth as decoration.

No no my dear, you are mistaken. He had plans to go to the UK this summer, so he is happy he will be able to go with a “functional vag”, he’s having the surgery here in America before he goes though, since it got pushed up to May. I’m curious because different doctors have different techniques and well documented “oopsie” moments with their patients sharing their outcomes (although tbh they are universally not good).