Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

Lizzo probably lives a healthier lifestyle compared to Jack. Like a guy who had 4 strokes and at least 1 heart attack shouldn’t lecture anyone on their health

She certainly gets more physical activity just being a celebrity and going places outside of Tammy-truck and waddle range.

 

[smug comporon]

Jack is back on Twitter. Presented with no comment:

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Wasn't expecting to come into the thread and find myself agreeing with Jack.

 

[realgone2]

I hope Jack has to ride around in a rascal. Could you imagine him trying to "cook " with one arm and maneuvering that thing around his kitchen island?

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack is back on Twitter. Presented with no comment:

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He should let Hammy know this STAT. She rivals this leviathan in terms of being a complete fatass.

 

[Adamska]

I like kotlety and make them often, but they aren't burgers. Anything advertised as a burger in a restaurant shouldn't have bread filler.

And yet it's not uncommon for a patty that adds breadcrumbs and binders to be called a burger. Seriously, search engine results more than once can and will happily call such a thing a burger. Much like how an onion burger traditionally is not actually a full patty and is made with onion as filler.

Burger's a pretty flexible term given how many things can be shaped into it, ranging from beef to turkey to salmon to even vegetables IMO.

They can be if you're using lower quality ingredients. It's a good way to use low quality beef. Just add some flavorings and maybe some onions and peppers to give it some texture and you're done. It can hide some of the off flavors you get from those. But if you're doing bison of all things you want to taste the meat and nothing else. That's why you bought it in the first place.

If you bought bison to make burgers then you're a complete fucking retard and I'll laugh at you regardless of the quality due to how dry and lean they are. Bison tacos are fine, since the process in making them favors working with lean meats, meaning bison will work a lot better than they do if made into burgers. Also doesn't help that I'm not really the type to play around with underdone ground meat, and I'd sure as fuck not do so when it's Jack dealing with it.

Jack making effectively meatloaf or mikoyan cutlets isn't the problem IMO. It's not a bad approach to making a burger even, especially if you are dealing with lean meat. His choice to refuse to remove his stupid ring, cross contaminate every thing, waste luxury meat rather than 93-7 ground beef, and then then refusing to cook it to temp despite having raw eggs sure as hell are the problems.

 

[BentDuck]

how can someone so fat has such small tits? Its a crime against nature.

Greedy belly.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

He should let Hammy know this STAT. She rivals this leviathan in terms of being a complete fatass.

She is, but she has proven she can lose weight if she wants to. Also Gym Trainor. I don't think Jack has been able to get it up in years given all his cardiovascular issues and his longing for cock. She probably just rolled her eyes if she saw the comment and went on about her day unfazed.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Lizzo is also a fat, ignorant trash bag, so it's a match made in hell!

Lizzo is a lolcow herself. Those burrito eating and filming herself on the shitter TikToks are so nasty. But I’ll admit the burrito vids were somehow less cringe inducing than how Jack cooks or eats anything. Still a very very low bar.

how can someone so fat has such small tits? Its a crime against nature.

Amberlynn Reid is similar. Her tits are the only smallish thing about her (comparatively speaking). Fat distribution in deathfats is weird like that. Jack’s body is more typical male visceral beer gut so I often forget how bad off he looks until he’s in profile or not behind a table.

 

[realgone2]

"Those burrito eating and filming herself on the shitter TikToks are so nasty."

Jesus fucking Christ? Really?

 

[Jerry Mouse]

I hope Jack has to ride around in a rascal. Could you imagine him trying to "cook " with one arm and maneuvering that thing around his kitchen island?

He did this for a while after BTFOing both achilles tendons. I don't think we get any maneuvering footage though.

Started August 2020 with product review: https://youtu.be/my41JJo8HHw
Cooking: https://youtu.be/tGnhigt-VJs

 

[Pig Cups]

I just realized that we’re probably the only group/collective audience that’s truly excited and invested in a Jack Scalfani return. I doubt much of anyone on YouTube or SM truly gives a shit. Not even that tryhard duck asshole, and he’s making monetized content out of Jackoff.

It’s kind of like how none of Dave Muscato’s SM following is remotely interested in his promised one-man show. The only people who are actually looking forward to it are KF denizens.

 

[realgone2]

I just realized that we’re probably the only group/collective audience that’s truly excited and invested in a Jack Scalfani return. I doubt much of anyone on YouTube or SM truly gives a shit. Not even that tryhard duck asshole, and he’s making monetized content out of Jackoff.

It’s kind of like how none of Dave Muscato’s SM following is remotely interested in his promised one-man show. The only people who are actually looking forward to it are KF denizens.

I find him to be a truly fascinating yet repulsive character and throw in the unintentional comedy of his videos. I just wish I had thought to make money off that fat fuck.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack is back on Twitter. Presented with no comment:

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Faggot is shaped like a bowling ball with a gimp hand and leg and he thinks he knows what it all about?

Fuck you fatty. Show us the result of your latest health scare.

They're likely not small, she's just so damned fat with the rest of her torso ballooned up around them you can't tell them apart from anything else.

She probably has floppy pancake tits. Not all fat chicks have nice racks.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I guarantee that disgusting fat beast weighs less than Jack. But Jack, by all means, go ahead and tell everyone how unhealthy she is from your bed in the hospital where you were admitted for obesity related complications.

I would say he should "stay in his lane" but this stupid motherfucker is too fat for his lane and spills over into both lanes on either side of him.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

"Those burrito eating and filming herself on the shitter TikToks are so nasty."

Jesus fucking Christ? Really?

Here's a burrito one (it's a response video to her eating another burrito in the same way)

She eats very similar to Jack and other deathfats. She was leaning vegan at this time (vs Jack and his "leaning keto"), hence "vegan ranch."

I'm sparing you the toilet shitting videos. Look for that yourself (the Fat Acceptance general thread has a few archived). Picture someone on the toilet, pants down and everything, ready to drop a deuce, and they're talking or there's music playing. Congrats, you now have a Lizzo toilet video.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I just realized that we’re probably the only group/collective audience that’s truly excited and invested in a Jack Scalfani return. I doubt much of anyone on YouTube or SM truly gives a shit. Not even that tryhard duck asshole, and he’s making monetized content out of Jackoff.

It’s kind of like how none of Dave Muscato’s SM following is remotely interested in his promised one-man show. The only people who are actually looking forward to it are KF denizens.

Well said. I tend to think this is the reason Jack is so overtly miserable now compared to his younger self (still an asswipe then but he used to joke around and laugh more) . Over the years he has had an exponential growth in hate-watchers and linear decline in genuine fans (retards). The more he has tried to ignore the hadurs the more he realized they are the only ones who give a fuck about him and it probably drives him absolutely bonkers.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

Well said. I tend to think this is the reason Jack is so overtly miserable now compared to his younger self (still an asswipe then but he used to joke around and laugh more) . Over the years he has had an exponential growth in hate-watchers and linear decline in genuine fans (retards). The more he has tried to ignore the hadurs the more he realized they are the only ones who give a fuck about him and it probably drives him absolutely bonkers.

When I first started watching Jack I realized he didn't have much skill, but it was innocent. He had nice production value for early YouTube, he was trying different things, and I felt his personality was just him trying to find his way. As time went on it became apparent his personality was what it was. At some point I just decided this stupid bitch wasn't ever going to change. I want to say the video that changed my perspective of him was the Grill Grates video where he blamed the product for his extremely dirty grill catching fire.

Mind you I wasn't a constant consumer of his products just in and out of it as YouTube showed me. When I really started watching was after realizing he was a dumb, lazy bitch and the comedy value rose for me.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Here's a burrito one (it's a response video to her eating another burrito in the same way)

She eats very similar to Jack and other deathfats. She was leaning vegan at this time (vs Jack and his "leaning keto"), hence "vegan ranch."

I'm sparing you the toilet shitting videos. Look for that yourself (the Fat Acceptance general thread has a few archived). Picture someone on the toilet, pants down and everything, ready to drop a deuce, and they're talking or there's music playing. Congrats, you now have a Lizzo toilet video.

I don’t even know why Lizzo gets praised. Because she plays the flute on stage and dances? She’s still huge, it’ll catch up to her eventually. I guess yes, she has to have good lung capacity to play the flute and all but she’s young. You never see an old person her size for a reason.

 

[Jack of the Lantern II]

If anyone was still wondering why an A/V company like Adorama would choose to partner with a joke like Jack Scalfani and his dead channel, we finally have an answer.

Jim Scalfani, who once tried to get his stupid brother's jellied barbecue sauce into Walmart and Do It Best Hardware stores has been working at Adorama (owner of Turnstile Audio) for the last calendar year.

 

[p1138]

If anyone was still wondering why an A/V company like Adorama would choose to partner with a joke like Jack Scalfani and his dead channel, we finally have an answer.

Jim Scalfani, who once tried to get his stupid brother's jellied barbecue sauce into Walmart and Do It Best Hardware stores has been working at Adorama (owner of Turnstile Audio) for the last calendar year.

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jfc... I can't imagine why he'd bother unless he's also a mushbrain. It's not as if anyone at adorama seeing the result would be giving him asspats for doing a good job. Nepotism I understand, but this is just a waste for Jim.