Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Patricks only non pedophile friend is his brother but thats a gimme so patricks entire social circle is eother a known pedophile or closely associated with pedophiles. All these virtue signaling feminist liberal types are always coping with that fact they like to buttfuck infants

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Patrick wants to be different so bad your mom was a fat whore guidance counselor in wisconsin.
 
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Piggy is oinking about fake threats over voicemail again, if they had actually happened then he would happily post them for victim updoots:

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He's definitely getting a 'boy who cried wolf' effect from his twitter following. His old tweets lying about threats used to get hundreds of likes.
 
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Double feature of Torque Wheeler on the bigfoot evidence show reacting to vehicle-related videos.

This one is for our new pals the Tesla bros: An EV catches fire, Torque provides an expert hypothesis that could explain the cause:


And Torque comments on a car crash that resulted in a compressed natural gas tank explosion (didn't include the crash footage but you get the idea). Again our grease monkey comes up with an explanation because it happened in Mexico so it must be cartel related, right?


And to reiterate: I include all the airtime he gets, I'm not deceptively leaving out Pat segments to make him look dumber. What you see is his purpose on the show. A producer looked at him and thought "that's the retard we need!"
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Piggy is oinking about fake threats over voicemail again, if they had actually happened then he would happily post them for victim updoots:

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He's definitely getting a 'boy who cried wolf' effect from his twitter following. His old tweets lying about threats used to get hundreds of likes.
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900 views 12 likes 2 comments PATRICK DELETW YOUR TWITTER THEN KILL YOURSELF
 
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His stats are down bad. His eternal oinking at his stalkers has overtaken his output, and id bet he’s driven off a large portion of his followers and engagement. He doesn’t write about his WIP because Owen ruined his Christmas, he doesn’t write about comedy or even hooligans sloppa plates anymore. No one finds what he has to say interesting. The only people who care about Pat anymore are his childs. Not his actual child though, she might not even know he exists
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Piggy is oinking about fake threats over voicemail again, if they had actually happened then he would happily post them for victim updoots:

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He's definitely getting a 'boy who cried wolf' effect from his twitter following. His old tweets lying about threats used to get hundreds of likes.
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If there's voicemails then he can upload them. But he can't because they don't exist.
 
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Plaintiff is fat said:
Double feature of Torque Wheeler on the bigfoot evidence show reacting to vehicle-related videos.

This one is for our new pals the Tesla bros: An EV catches fire, Torque provides an expert hypothesis that could explain the cause:
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And Torque comments on a car crash that resulted in a compressed natural gas tank explosion (didn't include the crash footage but you get the idea). Again our grease monkey comes up with an explanation because it happened in Mexico so it must be cartel related, right?
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And to reiterate: I include all the airtime he gets, I'm not deceptively leaving out Pat segments to make him look dumber. What you see is his purpose on the show. A producer looked at him and thought "that's the retard we need!"
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Even the studio lighting can't completely conceal his sallow eyes. Why is Patrick so jaundiced? Is it his special pepperoni?
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Piggy is oinking about fake threats over voicemail again, if they had actually happened then he would happily post them for victim updoots:

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He's definitely getting a 'boy who cried wolf' effect from his twitter following. His old tweets lying about threats used to get hundreds of likes.
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Surely voicemails are pretty solid evidence of harassment?

Internet based stalking is still tricky to prosecute, but phone based there is a lot more precedent.

Any normal victim of stalking would pass this to the police investigating and not say shit on twitter.

Fatty just needs the Twitter sympathy though.

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Even the studio lighting can't completely conceal his sallow eyes. Why is Patrick so jaundiced? Is it his special pepperoni?
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Alcoholism.

His liver is packing in.
 
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Satan McAllister said:
I know quite a few Harley riders. Some are devout Christians, some veterans, some haven't showered since the Carter Administration.

I don't think a single one of them is "infuriated and embarrassed" by a Triumph.
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if anything, they'd feel pity that he'd wasted his money importing a bike solely for the sake of its brand name
 
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Satan McAllister said:
I know quite a few Harley riders. Some are devout Christians, some veterans, some haven't showered since the Carter Administration.

I don't think a single one of them is "infuriated and embarrassed" by a Triumph.
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Maybe if it was a new Speed Triple they'd remark it's a damn nice bike, especially since it can support Tammy Slaton's stunt double.
 
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