Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[ZipDisk]

It's Pat pressing Ctrl + V repeatedly.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

It's Pat pressing Ctrl + V repeatedly.

IIRC, pasting the wrong thing was how his Torque Wheeler account got discovered, so yes, he is copypasting his responses.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

It's Pat pressing Ctrl + V repeatedly.

That's what makes it so funny. He's done it for YEARS. It's supremely absurd. Enjoy the uselessness of it all. Imagine the hours of his life ticking away doing this shit. Imagine the hours of OUR lives ticking away reading about him doing this shit.

Thousands of hours of wasted lives. It's a beautiful thing.

 

[ZipDisk]

There is plenty of funny shit when it comes to pat, the "No stalker, ultra felony x7" is not part of that.

To talk about something else, do you think Pat still has his farscape peacekeeper coat? And if so, when was the last time it could actually be buttoned?

 

[Null]

So SpaceEdge posted the following text exchange between a pest and Pat. In it, the pest tells Pat he's going to expose one of the many "pedo pushers" in Pat's community. Pat can prevent this from happening by simply being civil. Pat, of course, is unable to do this, even at risk of one of his friends getting doxxed as a result.

damn this is so funny. accusing random people of hoarding child rape and torture porn is hilarious, and not at all the behaviors of deranged people worse than patrick.

 

[Shush]

It's Pat pressing Ctrl + V repeatedly.

Wrong. Patrick doesn't understand keyboard short-cuts and types only with his pointers.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

damn this is so funny. accusing random people of hoarding child rape and torture porn is hilarious, and not at all the behaviors of deranged people worse than patrick.

Maybe I got astroturfed by hype, but I was under the impression that there WAS some sketch shit going on with the sci-fi guys?

Wouldn’t automatically corroborate a Tomlinson hyper-alog, but does anyone have a sincere assessment of the chances there’s a grain of legitness to this?

 

[bile demon]

There's a photo of Glyer and his family (an absolute picture of American dysgenics) that gives Pat a run for his money in the unfortunate physique department. I'm betting 1.25BTC this guy is a pedo, that sedentary-fat body comes with long nights lurking on the dark web:
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Ah, what a sight to behold, a purebred specimen of the Mattress Remover phenotype. Sustained by a strict goyslop diet of sneed oils and HFCS, the width of his hips leave many a sheboon green with envy. Quintessentially American.

Take yer swing, SpaceEdge.

 

[Spunt]

Even the most devoted Stalker Child only averages a few minutes a day fucking with Pat, and they enjoy what they do. Most of us just catch up on the thread now and again and have a sensible chuckle, then go do something else.

Pat, on the other hand has devoted five years of his life to saying what amounts to "no u" probably tens of thousands of times. He has sacrificed his writing career and probably his marriage trying to "win" every interaction with dozens of people who sacrifice nothing to do what they do.

He's trying to win a war of attrition against an enemy with vastly superior numbers and near-inexhaustible resources. No wonder he thinks water balloons are a viable weapon against tanks.

 

[ShinyStar]

Maybe I got astroturfed by hype, but I was under the impression that there WAS some sketch shit going on with the sci-fi guys?

Wouldn’t automatically corroborate a Tomlinson hyper-alog, but does anyone have a sincere assessment of the chances there’s a grain of legitness to this?

There is with specific members of SWFA, and some of Pat's friends, but the reason why that's noteworthy is because it's documented, like Franchetti's conviction or Samuel Delaney's book full of child rape. Throwing out easily disprovable bs like that guy's boring book blog being full of CP minimizes some of the worst crimes imaginable into some stupid comedy bit, and offers plausible deniability to people who are into that shit, because they can just point at the straight-out lies to discredit the source of the info.

Also, it fails at comedy. Straight out lies are only a joke on the gullible fools who believe them and the idiots who spread them. It's funny that the guy is fat, because he is - but there's nothing else in that post that demonstrates that the guy deserves any attention. The reason why Pat's pepperoni can work as a joke isn't because of the claim about what goes on in his basement, it's because of Pat's reaction to it - how he interacts seriously with patently ridiculous accusations.

There's a bunch that's been revealed about SWFA members that demonstrates there's true evil in that group. The reason why people jump on the idea of more of it being brought to light is that people want innocent children to be protected from monsters in human form, and those monsters to be punished. Making a joke out of that is sick. If there's something funny about that super fat guy, share the funny stuff instead.

Edited to undo phone autocorrect mistakes

 

[Null]

Maybe I got astroturfed by hype, but I was under the impression that there WAS some sketch shit going on with the sci-fi guys?

Wouldn’t automatically corroborate a Tomlinson hyper-alog, but does anyone have a sincere assessment of the chances there’s a grain of legitness to this?

If there is, they should probably just contact LEO instead of posting on a webforum for points over a fat retarded hog.

"haha we have evidence of a pedo sadist hoarding child porn but we're going to give him a heads up and allow him time to clean his tracks so we can bully Tomlinson more!!!"
t. the smartest OnA a-log

This will accomplish nothing because they're too retarded and because they're so retarded it's probably safe to assume they're all full of shit.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

There is with specific members of SWFA, and some of Pat's friends, but the reason why that's noteworthy is because it's documented, like Franchetti's conviction or Samuel Delaney's book full of child rape. Throwing out easily disprovable bs like that guy's boring book blog being full of CP minimizes some of the worst crimes imaginable into some stupid comedy bit, and offers plausible deniability to people who are into that shit, because they can just point at the straight-out lies to discredit the source of the info.

Also, it fails at comedy. Straight out lies are only a joke on the gullible fools who believe them and the idiots who spread them. It's funny that the guy is fat, because he is - but there's nothing else in that post that demonstrates that the guy deserves any attention. The reason why Pat's pepperoni can work as a joke isn't because of the claim about what goes on in his basement, it's because of Pat's reaction to it - how he interacts seriously with patently ridiculous accusations.

There's a bunch that's been revealed about SWFA members that demonstrates there's true evil in that group. The reason why people jump on the idea of more of it being brought to light is that people want innocent children to be protected from monsters in human form, and those monsters to be punished. Making a joke out of that is sick. If there's something funny about that super fat guy, share the funny stuff instead.

Edited to undo phone autocorrect mistakes

Thank you for the clarification. For some reason I didn’t make the connection that the specific claim was that there was material hidden in his blog, because that’s pretty.. absurd? I guess it would be possible to have a directory folder or something, but why?

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Also, it fails at comedy.

Agreed. I read the OP of that thread and was wondering the whole time what the guy had actually done, and what I was supposed to laugh at. I had thought spaceedge had found something to show us, but no, he just doxed a fat guy who wrote a few posts about fatrick.

Not funny indeed. I’m sure there will be several threads made today about how gay we are all for not finding it hilarious.

 

[RCR]

Fellas, fellas, fellas. How about instead of arguing about pedophiles, we just take a minute to enjoy Patrick being wrong?

 

[AnOminous]

Nobody:
Fat Unemployed internet retard at 11am:

Jihad on you!

 

[Nod Flenders]

Fellas, fellas, fellas. How about instead of arguing about pedophiles, we just take a minute to enjoy Patrick being wrong?

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Wrong again, child! It's lower than it was last time! Oh, I love it when Patrick is wrong. He's still fat.

 

[AnOminous]

damn this is so funny. accusing random people of hoarding child rape and torture porn is hilarious, and not at all the behaviors of deranged people worse than patrick.

Is it an SFWA member? Because if so, I'll let you in on a secret. They're all like that.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

pat is basically brian griffin. just not as fat.

But even Brian Griffin has his rare redeeming moments. Pat has never had a redeeming moment in his entire life. Also, Brian eventually reconnected with his son, and never gave up his parental rights. Furthermore, Brian had one popular book, Fat has never had anything published other than material you would use in an emergency to wipe one's ass. So, Brian Griffin, who fucks ugly, old trannies, actually has a leg up on Fatrick.

 

[delite]

Even if its not all SFWA they are still guilty by association they probably thought the lawsuit would silence the criticism of the SFWA for child rape. They aren't givin pat 100k to stop getting called fat, they know their guilty and should all go down for it. If anyone I knew irl did anything close to some of the stuff SFWA I would never talk to them again.

 

[Broadside]

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Patrick wants to be different so bad your mom was a fat whore guidance counselor in wisconsin.

Patrick S Tomlinson is the son of an ex-hippie psychologist (that's a lie, she wa a a guidance counselor) and an ex-cowboy electrician. (Pats so retarded he doesn't know a cowboy in the trads means he scammed people) He lives in Milwaukee. Wisconsin with a menagerie of houseplants (a menagerie is a zoo for animals, retard) in varying levels of health, a Ford Mustang, and a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders (What does this even mean? He's just made up this rivalry in his head). When not writing sci-fi and fantasy novels (he doesn't write fantasy novels) and short stories. Patrick is busy developing his other passion for performing stand-up comedy (no he's not, he gave up when it became clear he was painfully unfunny).

The only truthful sentence in that whole fucking bio is that he lives in Milwaukee.